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Jacksparr0w1207:
All these Nairaland girls that can do shakara pass tolotolo

kaziblake:
I will check it out

Evening smelly Nice diary

HateU2:
[b]Wristbangle abi na waist chain , you are so so offppoints .

1. Striking Up Intellectual: So in order not to 'advertise' myself, I should 'Keep quiet' about what's on ground . That even makes me look 'dumber' which is a huge turn off .

2: Preparing Delicious Delicacy: I love cooking. It's one of my hobbies. If I don't show my 'proposed husby' my cooking skills, who will I show

3. Approaching Men Diligently: this one is IRONY


4. Approaching Men Diligently: Another IRONY

5. Eating Responsibly/Moderately During Date: mtcheWww . I hate 'Fat' . I don't do it for guys, I do it for myself .
My love for myself is the first step to love another .

6. Dynamism in Intimacy and Romance : Well, one 'sex style' gets boring . We have to change where and how we do it


7. Rejecting Gifts: I won't reject your gift BUT I will never ASK

8. Dressing Responsibly: I Love Fashion. I dress to satisfy myself not anybody .
If a guy don't like it, 3rd mainland bridge is available

Smellymouth, chairman awon werey .[/b]

generalbush:
Wristbangle... That number 6 is not possible ooo!!!

Even if my sworn enemy offer me gift in this period, I will pray and collect ooo

Talk more of a girl...

Don't you know that Nigerian girls and gifts are like....

wristbangle:
Number 7 shows that you are typical grubbing naija babe. You won't reject but will never ask. Who u dey deceived? My friend u will ask gift sharp sharp especially if na Dollars boy

HateU2:
[b]Wristbangle abi na waist chain , you are so so offppoints .

1. Striking Up Intellectual: So in order not to 'advertise' myself, I should 'Keep quiet' about what's on ground . That even makes me look 'dumber' which is a huge turn off .

2: Preparing Delicious Delicacy: I love cooking. It's one of my hobbies. If I don't show my 'proposed husby' my cooking skills, who will I show

3. Approaching Men Diligently: this one is IRONY


4. Approaching Men Diligently: Another IRONY

5. Eating Responsibly/Moderately During Date: mtcheWww . I hate 'Fat' . I don't do it for guys, I do it for myself .
My love for myself is the first step to love another .

6. Dynamism in Intimacy and Romance : Well, one 'sex style' gets boring . We have to change where and how we do it


7. Rejecting Gifts: I won't reject your gift BUT I will never ASK

8. Dressing Responsibly: I Love Fashion. I dress to satisfy myself not anybody .
If a guy don't like it, 3rd mainland bridge is available

Smellymou.th, chairman awon werey .[/b]

Smellymouth:
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Beamborla:
Going by this submission of yours, it's looks more like pretending.

I'd rather you admolish ladies and guys to inculcate good morals rather than flashing the light on being responsible for the sake having the 'Mrs' tittle attached to her name in the case of ladies.

HateU2:
heheheheheh

Trust me, I will not ask even on my birthday

tosyne2much:
God bless you oga Wristbangle for this wonderful write-up, may God widen your horizon

Since you have started the aluta, let me follow suite by adding to the points

9. They Reply PMs

Another way responsible ladies advert themselves to interested chairmen on social media is that they know how to spot opportunities, hence, they swallow their pride by constantly checking their mails and replying the PMs of the best of chairmen on Nairaland.

10. They Don't Hover At Suya Joint

A lady that desperately likes suya and asun (barbecue) is such a big turn off for me. The moment I spot a lady hovering at suya joint, I will automatically discard such a lady for reasons best known to me. Responsible ladies tend to avoid such a thing so as to avoid being labelled all sorts of names.

11. They Don't Tax Guys For Money

A lady that will find a key to my heart is that who doesn't ask me for a penny no matter how much she needs it (not even N100). I have been dating my girlfriend for about 4 years and the love keeps on waxing stronger mainly because I like the fact that she has never for once asked me for a penny and it I give her, she will definitely reject it

wristbangle:
Big liar

I give up

tosyne2much:
God bless you oga Wristbangle for this wonderful write-up, may God widen your horizon

Since you have started the aluta, let me follow suite by adding to the points

9. They Reply PMs

Another way responsible ladies advert themselves to interested chairmen on social media is that they know how to spot opportunities, hence, they swallow their pride by constantly checking their mails and replying the PMs of the best of chairmen on Nairaland.

10. They Don't Hover At Suya Joint

A lady that desperately likes suya and asun (barbecue) is such a big turn off for me. The moment I spot a lady hovering at suya joint, I will automatically discard such a lady for reasons best known to me. Responsible ladies tend to avoid such a thing so as to avoid being labelled all sorts of names.

11. They Don't Tax Guys For Money

A lady that will find a key to my heart is that who doesn't ask me for a penny no matter how much she needs it (not even N100). I have been dating my girlfriend for about 4 years and the love keeps on waxing stronger mainly because I like the fact that she has never for once asked me for a penny and it I give her, she will definitely reject it

wristbangle:
You have a point but don't forget the competition is getting higher. Only the smart ones(ladies) know how to manoeuvre their ways into getting the big fish (a complete man)

Smellymouth:
Tosyn Wait o, how you take dey occupy FTC on all Wristbangle's threads?

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Beamborla:
It still boils down to pretence, my dear.
What you do just because you need a big fish.

It should be whom you are because that is whom you should be not what you do to earn a tittle

HateU2:
I give up

Lovelynature:
So true

They do these only if the dude is loaded or very handsome and possess some attractive qualities.

Them no get time for ugly or broke guys.



BTW wristbangle, that number six is more like advice

Blessograo:
Did someone annoy you?

Beamborla:
I never knew ladies now have to advertise themselves.
So when a lady possesses all the aforementioned attitudes, it's as good as advertising herself.

Why would you even use the word advertising. What do some guys even take themselves for?

DESNAT:
12. on NL,they create a topic with the guys moniker in the name of warning.

e.g aloobright17 ,is this how you guys victimize women here?


cc herbie27

herbie27:
How did i come in here?....you don't have to say what you don't know.

DESNAT:
12. on NL,they create a topic with the guys moniker in the name of warning.

e.g aloobright17 ,is this how you guys victimize women here?


cc herbie27

DESNAT:
12. on NL,they create a topic with the guys moniker in the name of warning.

e.g aloobright17 ,is this how you guys victimize women here?


cc herbie27

DESNAT:
I was just trying to say that you are a responsible lady.that's all....(no offense)i now know you through that topic you created...Herbie dear you just did an advertisement.

tosyne2much:
Why did you say that?

wristbangle:
Hmm now we are diverting from the topic but it's still on point.

Well some ladies use this cocoon of pretence to deceive guys which becomes difficult for them to know her real colour.

That's reminds me of a story shared by my friend about a lady who was forming good girl just to lure her fiance to marry her. After the wedding ceremony, the beast in her showcased but it was too late for the guy to reverse his decision of marrying her. Well he struggled initially in the marriage but I heard their marriage is peaceful now sha.



Pele oo

aloobright17:
She even concluded that I'm falling in love with her,can you imagine such deluded mind?

Don't think she know or understand the meaning of victimize,someone created a confusing attention seeking thread asking if the boyfriend is into yahoo,and I asked a question so as to understand her very well,that is how I victimize her oooooooo.

She created this particular thread seeking for people's attention which she is not getting or will get simply because she made no sense on the thread.

Femiartalade:
you haf vex.....laughs...


i like ur way of advertising sha...winks

Blessograo:
The post sounded personal

tosyne2much:
It is not something to be taken serious as such.. Hope u get me?