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Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Nobody: 12:23pm On Aug 09, 2016
Trust me, if u dont wanna lose ur gel to a neighbour, go for surgery.. 4 inches when erect!!! If u see dah gel dah wud agree to ur dick size run from her she in it for ur money
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Qualer: 12:41pm On Aug 09, 2016
charijee:
I can only profer solution when I get to see the real size of your diick grin



Just a glance cheesy

Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by charijee(f): 1:19pm On Aug 09, 2016
[quote author=Qualer post=48330538][/quote]Qualer, is this you?
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Qualer: 1:23pm On Aug 09, 2016
charijee:
Qualer, is this you?

Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by charijee(f): 1:27pm On Aug 09, 2016
[quote author=Qualer post=48331637][/quote]tiri gbosa for you cheesy cheesy
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Qualer: 1:33pm On Aug 09, 2016
charijee:
tiri gbosa for you cheesy cheesy

Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by EmmySparky(m): 1:46pm On Aug 09, 2016
Catacombs:
i was talking to the woman i love yesterday about been detached, about not been committed enough. Never knew i was the main brain behind it. my mind is running round in circles. i think my dick is getting in my life's way. let me give you a little background. when i was much younger, there was this day i was taking my bath with another boy who happens to be several years younger than i am. he referred to my dick as that of a baby i think since that day i developed what i call the 'dick complex'. Through out my university days i didnt get into any relationship i felt like what can i offer? i could be having the greatest time of my life with a lady, i may feel we are going somewhere once i remember the dick complex i freeze! currently i have the best woman anybody could wish for, she's been waiting for more than one year for me to make my move. but i cant make dis move unless i get over this 'dick complex'. that dick complex has sent me into masturbation already! now my music career is on hold right until i get myself sorted out. God i know you can read this send help!

PS: it about 4 inches when erect
cut it off dude...
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by sweetilicious(f): 1:46pm On Aug 09, 2016
Adonis3:



Lmao... how do you expect someone that has "Dick complex" (as the op calls it) to even know how to use it??


OP imo, i believe the best person that can make you feel okay about yourself is a girl (YES! a girl)


find one that you can discuss such with comfortably (not a friend oo) i mean one that's ready to go intimate with you. you could create the atmosphere by talking dirty.. make sure she tells you funny things about herself then as the convo proceeds, tell her you "think" you have a small d and it kinda makes you shy

trust me, she'll be interested.


before you know whats going on, she'll be d one to make you comfortable about yourselfwink




check up @slutwhisperer on IG, dude never stops talking about how small his dick is, yet he still gets the hottest of 'em hoès

wish u luck bruh






#Adonis3HasSpoken
You don't expect him to go telling any girl he wants that or broadcasting for attention from girls. Attention could be let me just see and not I have deep feelings for you. Dear Op, do not let this weigh you down. Like the other commenter said your girl might not even be bothered about your worries. Some girls don't even care about dick size and all. And i heard that masturbation is not good for the length too. Don't mind all those your other friends. They are body bullies and you have nothing to do with those bad people.
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by sweetilicious(f): 1:59pm On Aug 09, 2016
luwathobi:
Trust me, if u dont wanna lose ur gel to a neighbour, go for surgery.. 4 inches when erect!!! If u see dah gel dah wud agree to ur dick size run from her she in it for ur money
Surgery for what? Op don't listen to him. Some girls want different things in life. Even though i believe some girls that goes with societal preference will claim to love him if he is wealthy, there are still some ladies that are different. The only problem is that they are rare or already taken.
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by charijee(f): 2:11pm On Aug 09, 2016
[quote author=Qualer post=48331887][/quote]Go away jor grin....don't coman spoil my day
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by FreeSpirited: 2:13pm On Aug 09, 2016
Your problem is psychological....and its the toughest battle to win. Probably you need to start by reading books that will reconfigure your twisted degraded sense of 'YOU'
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Classcaptain1(m): 2:40pm On Aug 09, 2016
Catacombs:
i was talking to the woman i love yesterday about been detached, about not been committed enough. Never knew i was the main brain behind it. my mind is running round in circles. i think my dick is getting in my life's way. let me give you a little background. when i was much younger, there was this day i was taking my bath with another boy who happens to be several years younger than i am. he referred to my dick as that of a baby i think since that day i developed what i call the 'dick complex'. Through out my university days i didnt get into any relationship i felt like what can i offer? i could be having the greatest time of my life with a lady, i may feel we are going somewhere once i remember the dick complex i freeze! currently i have the best woman anybody could wish for, she's been waiting for more than one year for me to make my move. but i cant make dis move unless i get over this 'dick complex'. that dick complex has sent me into masturbation already! now my music career is on hold right until i get myself sorted out. God i know you can read this send help!

PS: it about 4 inches when erect
pishur or Adonbilivit
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Cephydeen(m): 2:45pm On Aug 09, 2016
Classcaptain1:
pishur or Adonbilivit
CLASSCAPTAIN, no be everytin be joke oh
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Gladiator1: 2:57pm On Aug 09, 2016
mhiztee15:
Jesus shocked na me you guys want to share undecided my God will destroy your plans AMEN lipsrsealed
Lol. No vex grin but dat guy na badt guy
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by sweetilicious(f): 2:58pm On Aug 09, 2016
FreeSpirited:
Your problem is psychological....and its the toughest battle to win. Probably you need to start by reading books that will reconfigure your twisted degraded sense of 'YOU'
Yes the op needs esteem boost.He needs to stop thinking dick size is the only thing that matters in a relationship. Check all those that are divorced, you will find out that their big dick still couldnt keep their union. Dick size or whatever shouldn't hinder you from being productive in life.
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by mhiztee15(f): 3:01pm On Aug 09, 2016
And you are worst lipsrsealed
Gladiator1:
Lol. No vex grin but dat guy na badt guy
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Gladiator1: 3:03pm On Aug 09, 2016
mhiztee15:
And you are worst lipsrsealed
Aah! Baby no na! I'm a cute innocent guy grin
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Thylord(m): 3:56pm On Aug 09, 2016
dancok:
can we meet outside NL?
bro go and meet Jesus Jesus needs you.am dead sure that, that lady doesn't need you.
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Nobody: 4:27pm On Aug 09, 2016
Thylord:
bro go and meet Jesus Jesus needs you.am dead sure that, that lady doesn't need you.
she is ur girlfriend abi i know
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by slim75d(m): 4:30pm On Aug 09, 2016
this days dat gals ve olympic size swimmin pool pu¢¢ies my 7" dickson hardly satisfy them even when i satisfy them they cnt say thnk u nt to talk of 4".na virgin u go look for na wey horses frm the north never climb
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Nobody: 4:39pm On Aug 09, 2016
mhiztee15:
And you are worst lipsrsealed
don't let this people distract u,i promise marriage sharp sharp
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by mhiztee15(f): 5:24pm On Aug 09, 2016
Don't baby me jare undecided innocent my foot I yinmu for you
Gladiator1:
Aah! Baby no na! I'm a cute innocent guy grin
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by fox26: 5:59pm On Aug 09, 2016
4 inches is big enough dude , 1 Inch = 25.4mm (2.54cm) times 4 that tells us your Mr Dicj is 10.16cm , you have a big stick for that girl , please her very soon before its too late. chop chop
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Gladiator1: 6:35pm On Aug 09, 2016
mhiztee15:
Don't baby me jare undecided innocent my foot I yinmu for you
Lol. Funny u grin
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by mhiztee15(f): 6:37pm On Aug 09, 2016
Really undecided
dancok:
don't let this people distract u,i promise marriage sharp sharp
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by mhiztee15(f): 6:45pm On Aug 09, 2016
Thank you pastor cheesy continue preaching the word more anointing
Thylord:
bro go and meet Jesus Jesus needs you.am dead sure that, that lady doesn't need you.
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by Qualer: 7:26pm On Aug 09, 2016
charijee:
Go away jor grin....don't coman spoil my day

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Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by indoorlove(m): 8:31pm On Aug 09, 2016
If you live within Abuja or it environs let me know. i will direct you to someone that ll help you.
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by krak101(m): 7:27am On Aug 10, 2016
Adonis3:



Lmao... how do you expect someone that has "Dick complex" (as the op calls it) to even know how to use it??


OP imo, i believe the best person that can make you feel okay about yourself is a girl (YES! a girl)


find one that you can discuss such with comfortably (not a friend oo) i mean one that's ready to go intimate with you. you could create the atmosphere by talking dirty.. make sure she tells you funny things about herself then as the convo proceeds, tell her you "think" you have a small d and it kinda makes you shy

trust me, she'll be interested.


before you know whats going on, she'll be d one to make you comfortable about yourselfwink




check up @slutwhisperer on IG, dude never stops talking about how small his dick is, yet he still gets the hottest of 'em hoès

wish u luck bruh






#Adonis3HasSpoken
You just summed it up bro... DICK COMPLEX. OP it's not a crime. Adonis3 has said it all
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by HITTED(m): 7:44am On Aug 10, 2016
Op, cry no more.
Get yourself a pack of Virgy and engage yourself in rigorous body exercise. You'd have a testimony to give in 30 days time.

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Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by ehix89(m): 8:19am On Aug 10, 2016
Rexhenrex:
just cut it off
And you had your thread treated with all seriousness, humans undecided
Re: I Think My Dick Is Getting In My Life's Way by vivaciousvivi(f): 8:20am On Aug 10, 2016
ojkalito:
U already know ur problem so the solution is staring at you right in the face,don't meet with anyone just get over that COMPLEX like u put it...you might be surprise not every gal likes big peenis
Pardon?! lipsrsealed

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