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Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by Nobody: 5:45pm On Aug 10, 2016

2dugged:
me na sis o,i nor wan change o,you need to decide which gender you wan be,nor dey confuse people

I like Dcck and V.
*thinking*
Lemme be a guy for now cheesy

Lemme 'toast' you self

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by Nobody: 5:46pm On Aug 10, 2016

HateU2:
I like Dcck and V. *thinking* Lemme be a guy for now
Lemme 'toast' you self

Abeg o,i nor want o,thank you

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by Nobody: 5:48pm On Aug 10, 2016

2dugged:
Abeg o,i nor want o,thank you

I will take care of you oo. Buy you mansion cheesy

, take u to Paris for vacation cheesy

.

Chai! Guys dey try ooo undecided

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by Nobody: 5:49pm On Aug 10, 2016

Ladies can sleep with anything, when I mean anything, I mean it ....
they can even lure ur Fowl to bed , only if u are famous and remarkably wealthy.

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by Nobody: 5:50pm On Aug 10, 2016

HateU2:
I will take care of you oo. Buy you mansion , take u to Paris for vacation .

Chai! Guys dey try ooo

hehehehe, you don tire now now?

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by Nobody: 5:51pm On Aug 10, 2016

tosyne2much:
God bless you oga Wristbangle for this wonderful write-up, may God widen your horizon

Since you have started the aluta, let me follow suite by adding to the points

9. They Reply PMs

Another way responsible ladies advert themselves to interested chairmen on social media is that they know how to spot opportunities, hence, they swallow their pride by constantly checking their mails and replying the PMs of the best of chairmen on Nairaland such as Cutehector, Mediapace, etc

10. They Don't Tax Guys For Money

A lady that will find a key to my heart is that who doesn't ask me for a penny no matter how much she needs it (not even N100). I have been dating my girlfriend for about 4 years and the love keeps on waxing stronger mainly because I like the fact that she has never for once asked me for a penny and it I give her, she will definitely reject it

I dey joke ni oooo

You get luck say na joke ni, if not I for bite you ni

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by tosyne2much(m): 6:10pm On Aug 10, 2016

agesron:
Thank God say na joke u dey. I for faint ni.

Why u wan faint?

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Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by Ada9103(f): 6:19pm On Aug 10, 2016

wristbangle:
Eh na. Wetin I for call am before?

Your profile pix na advertisement sef. Idi kwa pretty oyoyo!

What's Mr wristbangle saying tongue

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by Nobody: 6:21pm On Aug 10, 2016

2dugged:
hehehehe, you don tire now now?

I don tire ooo

Just say YES naah undecided

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by Harkindeylee(m): 6:30pm On Aug 10, 2016

Some of them ________ no go gree

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Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by tosyne2much(m): 6:35pm On Aug 10, 2016

Sugarhugs:
You get luck say na joke ni, if not I for bite you ni

Why you for bite me? Tell me ooo

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by gentlegenius(m): 6:43pm On Aug 10, 2016

Smellymouth:
Tosyn Wait o, how you take dey occupy FTC on all Wristbangle's threads?

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Disappointed-Terrible-Awful-OMG-Embarassed-Embarassing-WTF-chris-tuckerGIF.gif

Na the same person be tosin and wristbangle

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Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by Nobody: 6:46pm On Aug 10, 2016

Emmatdayo:
sorry pls, what is kitty-cat

The mods should answer this your question, cheesy

they moderated what i typed(pussyy).

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by jerryfisher(m): 6:46pm On Aug 10, 2016

Smellymouth:
Wrist.bangle, pls note this==> Na ONLY Rich Dudes ladies dey advertise themselves give oo..

Iffa hear say ladies ~~advertise~~ sell their market give poor men..

Once you have the Naira, they be like ===>

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Eyebrow_raise_sexy.gif

If na Dollars, it's like this ===>

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/limerence.gif

But if na "POUNDS", it is finished ===>

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/jessica-alba-flirt.gif

guy u sharp

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Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by jozee8: 6:52pm On Aug 10, 2016

Smellymouth:
Wrist.bangle, pls note this==> Na ONLY Rich Dudes ladies dey advertise themselves give oo..

Iffa hear say ladies ~~advertise~~ sell their market give poor men..

Once you have the Naira, they be like ===>

https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/Eyebrow_raise_sexy.gif

If na Dollars, it's like this ===>

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/01/limerence.gif

But if na "POUNDS", it is finished ===>

https://www.reactiongifs.com/wp-content/uploads/2012/12/jessica-alba-flirt.gif

hahahahaha... thanks for making my day. I've been making people laugh today but no body has made me laugh until this post of urs. badt niggur!!

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Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by Nobody: 6:53pm On Aug 10, 2016

HateU2:
I don tire ooo
Just say YES naah

No o, i wan do shakara

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by Nobody: 7:12pm On Aug 10, 2016

aloobright17:
Yes that's why I believed that u will be needing the pad.

You need it more than i do.

Pad your mouth, is licking. grin

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by jelal007(m): 7:35pm On Aug 10, 2016

Beamborla:
I never knew ladies now have to advertise themselves.
So when a lady possesses all the aforementioned attitudes, it's as good as advertising herself.

Why would you even use the word advertising. What do some guys even take themselves for?

Babe.....chill abeg. Why u dey take d matter personal? Kilode?

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by BrainnewsNg(f): 7:51pm On Aug 10, 2016

Mediapace:
Hit like if you think more than 50% of females on Nairaland are proud

share if otherwise

Hmmmmmm

Shy

But, the truth be told

This is a very powerful question, i must say

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by sweetilicious(f): 7:58pm On Aug 10, 2016

HateU2:
[b]Wristbangle abi na waist chain , you are so so offppoints .

1. Striking Up Intellectual: So in order not to 'advertise' myself, I should 'Keep quiet' about what's on ground . That even makes me look 'dumber' which is a huge turn off .

2: Preparing Delicious Delicacy: I love cooking. It's one of my hobbies. If I don't show my 'proposed husby' my cooking skills, who will I show

3. Approaching Men Diligently: this one is IRONY

4. Approaching Men Diligently: Another IRONY

5. Eating Responsibly/Moderately During Date: mtcheWww . I hate 'Fat' . I don't do it for guys, I do it for myself .
My love for myself is the first step to love another .

6. Dynamism in Intimacy and Romance : Well, one 'sex style' gets boring . We have to change where and how we do it

7. Rejecting Gifts: I won't reject your gift BUT I will never ASK

8. Dressing Responsibly: I Love Fashion. I dress to satisfy myself not anybody .
If a guy don't like it, 3rd mainland bridge is available

Smellymouth, chairman awon werey .[/b]

Exactly.

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by Nobody: 7:59pm On Aug 10, 2016

2dugged:
No o, i wan do shakara

habah!

I will go for curvysola oo cheesy

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by Nobody: 8:12pm On Aug 10, 2016

HateU2:
habah!
I will go for curvysola oo

good, make I get peace of mind, go o

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by myke92(m): 8:24pm On Aug 10, 2016

Smellymouth:
Tosyn Wait o, how you take dey occupy FTC on all Wristbangle's threads?

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Disappointed-Terrible-Awful-OMG-Embarassed-Embarassing-WTF-chris-tuckerGIF.gif

true....cos it kinda seems both monikers are of one dude.

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Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by Nobody: 9:11pm On Aug 10, 2016

2dugged:
good, make I get peace of mind, go o

oya nah

Make I call obontami toast u for me undecided

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by ipreach: 9:23pm On Aug 10, 2016

hmmmmmmm

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by obontami: 9:26pm On Aug 10, 2016

HateU2:
oya nah
Make I call obon tami toast u for me

Are u practicing how to be a lesbian ??

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by allymarry89(f): 9:57pm On Aug 10, 2016

Smellymouth:
Baba for the ladies, I dey always gbadun your topics..

Na reaction gifs I dey get dem from..

Oya lemme call bros lalasticlala to push it to the permanent site..

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2015/08/Phone-Bored.gif

Smelly,where have you been?
Were you banned?

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Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by Nobody: 10:00pm On Aug 10, 2016

obontami:
Are u practicing how to be a lesbian ??

I'm a guy

toasting a female undecided

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by obontami: 10:37pm On Aug 10, 2016

HateU2:
I'm a guy toasting a female

Na so e dey start

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by aloobright17: 10:46pm On Aug 10, 2016

herbie27:
You need it more than i do.

Pad your mouth, is licking.

pad ur leaking ass joor

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by 4rmthewest(m): 4:44am On Aug 11, 2016

gbens2000:
awon werey. una no try oh atleast una for even ask of una guy ,padi almost die oh na GOD almighty save me,thankGOD am back.were 4rmthewest self na him no try pass

gbens baba, abeg no vex....me sef no too dey show here like that again...I go holla ur pm make we talk.

Re: 8 Ways Responsible Ladies Advertise Themselves To Men by Donpizzle(m): 8:02am On Aug 11, 2016

Smellymouth:
Tosyn Wait o, how you take dey occupy FTC on all Wristbangle's threads?

https://zikoko.com/wp-content/uploads/2016/06/Disappointed-Terrible-Awful-OMG-Embarassed-Embarassing-WTF-chris-tuckerGIF.gif

Now that's corruption.... The guy dey play politics for us.

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