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TheLastIdiot:
what do u mean? Don't understand

table the matter before your friends if them be guymen. Den come thank me later.

TheLastIdiot:
I'll not debate with u but u better learn because these girls are out there.

lol, thanks

TheLastIdiot:
Nigerian girls are not smiling o, even in this harsh economic situation

Yesterday being Saturday, i decided to hang out a while. I was sipping my cold goldberg peacefully at one of the joints in town when my phone rang, saw it was a flash and decided to call back to knw who flashed me since I didn't save d number. I got to knw it was a girl I met a week ago, Jennifer, a student of Uniben as she claimed (because I've strong doubt now). She asked me where I was and i told her the place, giving her description. In less than 40 mins she appeared on a keke. I paid for her fare and asked her what she wuld like to have. She requested for the biggest size of the peppered fish that was available, with cabbage and other spicy stuffs (3, 500 naira). She also asked for 2 bottles of Snap drinks (500 naira) i come look am with one kain bad eye,when she talk that one. I don vex by that time.

Nonetheless, I didn't bother much because I thought both of us wuld still be the ones to enjoy the delicious fish. I started realizing the scam when she insisted that she want to take the fish home so that her friends culd share with her, saying they're "friends for life" E come be like say na film i dey watch. My eyes come dey turn me up and down because Naija economy no get joy now.

What was on my mind now was to make her pay for her greed in the bedroom because the waitress clearly stated that there were other cheaper ones but she displayed greed by going for the pocket-wrecker package!

I was now thinking of how to convince her to sleep over at my house since it's weekend. i gathered courage and made the request. To my greatest surprise, she didn't object but said she wuld get to her house first and drop the fish for her friends. My adrenaline was high! I stopped the nearest keke after footing the bills. She was directing the keke rider. we got to a street and she asked the keke rider to stop in front of a house, she requested that I give her 2k to sort out some things with her friends. I didn't hesitate since she wuld be sleeping at my place. She went into the building and that was the end! I waited for long, by then, the keke man was getting worried. I went into the building and discovered that the fence at the back of the compound had fallen. I met a young man washing clothes who told me she saw the girl entering the next street through the building. When I told him that she's the one I've bin waiting for, he told me that people normally pass through the compound to the next street, that it's a short-cut road!

Each time I call her line and the other line she flashed me with, different girls keep picking the calls, telling me that is it because of my small money that I'm disturbing their lines! I now feel she belongs to a cartel of runs girls who will stop at nothing to milk any hustling guy dry. I've made a resolution that any day I see her anywhere as far as we are both in this country, I'll make sure she vomits my 6k in cash or kind! No be 4 dis harsh economy o!

nothing to learn here, if i want sex, i will go brothel the least they will charge me is 1500, girls knows that am stingy, i don't spend foolishly

You are indeed the last idiot

My brother, u won't do nothing, just forget about it and move on with ur live and things d live has to offer...u ve learnt something already..all na expirience.

Motherfucker2:
You're very foolish
As rich as i am, i have never and i will never give money to any girl.
May God take my life any day i try that nonsense

How old are you?

ladyF:
Lmao!!! Friends for life on top fish?

Maybe get another line, call her with it. When she picks, pretend it's a wrong number and take it from there. Girls like that will always fall for awoof. Ask her to come and chop free fish and send her the location.

Thank me later.

U'r FTC dis tym around. U try. One sapiro for u

TheLastIdiot:
Nigerian girls are not smiling o, even in this harsh economic situation

Yesterday being Saturday, i decided to hang out a while. I was sipping my cold goldberg peacefully at one of the joints in town when my phone rang, saw it was a flash and decided to call back to knw who flashed me since I didn't save d number. I got to knw it was a girl I met a week ago, Jennifer, a student of Uniben as she claimed (because I've strong doubt now). She asked me where I was and i told her the place, giving her description. In less than 40 mins she appeared on a keke. I paid for her fare and asked her what she wuld like to have. She requested for the biggest size of the peppered fish that was available, with cabbage and other spicy stuffs (3, 500 naira). She also asked for 2 bottles of Snap drinks (500 naira) i come look am with one kain bad eye,when she talk that one. I don vex by that time.

Nonetheless, I didn't bother much because I thought both of us wuld still be the ones to enjoy the delicious fish. I started realizing the scam when she insisted that she want to take the fish home so that her friends culd share with her, saying they're "friends for life" E come be like say na film i dey watch. My eyes come dey turn me up and down because Naija economy no get joy now.

What was on my mind now was to make her pay for her greed in the bedroom because the waitress clearly stated that there were other cheaper ones but she displayed greed by going for the pocket-wrecker package!

I was now thinking of how to convince her to sleep over at my house since it's weekend. i gathered courage and made the request. To my greatest surprise, she didn't object but said she wuld get to her house first and drop the fish for her friends. My adrenaline was high! I stopped the nearest keke after footing the bills. She was directing the keke rider. we got to a street and she asked the keke rider to stop in front of a house, she requested that I give her 2k to sort out some things with her friends. I didn't hesitate since she wuld be sleeping at my place. She went into the building and that was the end! I waited for long, by then, the keke man was getting worried. I went into the building and discovered that the fence at the back of the compound had fallen. I met a young man washing clothes who told me she saw the girl entering the next street through the building. When I told him that she's the one I've bin waiting for, he told me that people normally pass through the compound to the next street, that it's a short-cut road!

Each time I call her line and the other line she flashed me with, different girls keep picking the calls, telling me that is it because of my small money that I'm disturbing their lines! I now feel she belongs to a cartel of runs girls who will stop at nothing to milk any hustling guy dry. I've made a resolution that any day I see her anywhere as far as we are both in this country, I'll make sure she vomits my 6k in cash or kind! No be 4 dis harsh economy o!

I for call u mumu bt u already know.

TheLastIdiot:
I'll not debate with u but u better learn because these girls are out there.

drop her number... let me take it up for you... Where ur location

ladyF:
Lmao!!! Friends for life on top fish?

Maybe get another line, call her with it. When she picks, pretend it's a wrong number and take it from there. Girls like that will always fall for awoof. Ask her to come and chop free fish and send her the location.

Thank me later.

U be Bad pikin, see your bad p lan
Op lick ur wounds now you know better.all these hungry girls arround no be news, No joy i n town nowadays

Congratulations! You just lived up to your NL name!

One chance

TheLastIdiot:
Nigerian girls are not smiling o, even in this harsh economic situation

Yesterday being Saturday, i decided to hang out a while. I was sipping my cold goldberg peacefully at one of the joints in town when my phone rang, saw it was a flash and decided to call back to knw who flashed me since I didn't save d number. I got to knw it was a girl I met a week ago, Jennifer, a student of Uniben as she claimed (because I've strong doubt now). She asked me where I was and i told her the place, giving her description. In less than 40 mins she appeared on a keke. I paid for her fare and asked her what she wuld like to have. She requested for the biggest size of the peppered fish that was available, with cabbage and other spicy stuffs (3, 500 naira). She also asked for 2 bottles of Snap drinks (500 naira) i come look am with one kain bad eye,when she talk that one. I don vex by that time.

Nonetheless, I didn't bother much because I thought both of us wuld still be the ones to enjoy the delicious fish. I started realizing the scam when she insisted that she want to take the fish home so that her friends culd share with her, saying they're "friends for life" E come be like say na film i dey watch. My eyes come dey turn me up and down because Naija economy no get joy now.

What was on my mind now was to make her pay for her greed in the bedroom because the waitress clearly stated that there were other cheaper ones but she displayed greed by going for the pocket-wrecker package!

I was now thinking of how to convince her to sleep over at my house since it's weekend. i gathered courage and made the request. To my greatest surprise, she didn't object but said she wuld get to her house first and drop the fish for her friends. My adrenaline was high! I stopped the nearest keke after footing the bills. She was directing the keke rider. we got to a street and she asked the keke rider to stop in front of a house, she requested that I give her 2k to sort out some things with her friends. I didn't hesitate since she wuld be sleeping at my place. She went into the building and that was the end! I waited for long, by then, the keke man was getting worried. I went into the building and discovered that the fence at the back of the compound had fallen. I met a young man washing clothes who told me she saw the girl entering the next street through the building. When I told him that she's the one I've bin waiting for, he told me that people normally pass through the compound to the next street, that it's a short-cut road!

Each time I call her line and the other line she flashed me with, different girls keep picking the calls, telling me that is it because of my small money that I'm disturbing their lines! I now feel she belongs to a cartel of runs girls who will stop at nothing to milk any hustling guy dry. I've made a resolution that any day I see her anywhere as far as we are both in this country, I'll make sure she vomits my 6k in cash or kind! No be 4 dis harsh economy o!

Hahahahaha!
You be real gbeff!

jhyde101:
One chance

lol

jhyde101:
One chance

lol

Lol.....mehn i can't help but laugh at this your maga-ism bro. Take heart you hear lol

anyicash:
How old are you?

Old enough to have 3 kids
Do you have any problem with that ??
Go eat a fat dick

You're a stupid boy.

That's all I have to say...

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Let's have the numbers

U dey use keke and spent 6k on a girl ?

To get money go taya u small.

Poor people always impoverisihing their life to prove that they are rich.

No girl can point to a 3,500 fish when she is not a mermaid.

The standing rule is order what u can finish. Taking home is never an option.

How will I even give audience to such cheap sluuts.

Oh well... guess you this mad because she went for the ehmm... pocket-wrecker package! Lol...you live and you learn...move on bro!

Na wetin you sabi chop kill you

TheLastIdiot:
agreed. U re the master. thanks.

i am almost sure the gal saw u at the spot before she called. If not how she take know say u dey for joint.sorry ooo. Latest maga in town

ladyF:
Lmao!!! Friends for life on top fish?

Maybe get another line, call her with it. When she picks, pretend it's a wrong number and take it from there. Girls like that will always fall for awoof. Ask her to come and chop free fish and send her the location.

Thank me later.

If you wanna catch monkey act like monkey

Eyah sorry bro, but na wetin you sef wan chop no make you smart. Ndo.

I laugh sotey I nearly fall inside pot of pepper soup fish. So in this Era of chanji something like this can still happen? some girls get no joy

Na real wa.. gals ain't smiling atal

anyicash:
How old are you?

12

Na wa oooo see one chance
Lesson well learnt
These hoes aint smiling

Simplesoul05 come and see your broda in the lord

ladyF:
Lmao!!! Friends for life on top fish?

Maybe get another line, call her with it. When she picks, pretend it's a wrong number and take it from there. Girls like that will always fall for awoof. Ask her to come and chop free fish and send her the location.

Thank me later.

You got brain no be small.