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The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 12:40pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
I have never felt more at home than when I am behind the wheel of a Mercedes doing 160 kilometres per hour or inside the valley of a wet, healthy püssy. If you deny me these, then give me something to read-- anything scripted with artistic penmanship and masterful diction.... In a staged sphere like Nairaland where anyone can became virtually whatever he can type out, and claim their fantasies as realities, -- especially in Ramanceland where we have the mythical CEO's, the depraved psychoneurotic banterer claiming to be in a football academy for two years, while never having graduated from street football; and then the famous SUV simpleton who never takes nairaland seriously but left his 'contracts' to campaign for Miss nairaland pageantry, and never forgetting the exposed mulato who claimed he was half Ukrainian and half Nigerian until pictures revealed he was darker than a moonless night-- there's just this one thing we can't easily wangle or counterfeit; it is our penmanship and diction. You either have it or you don't. Those who admire it aped it from others whom the gods birthed with the pen of artistry, others got drenched and mired in the quagmire of plagiarism, still others are completely bereft of the emotion of shame; they lifted works of other Nairalanders and claimed it for themselves. Eventually, the balloon of falsity and sham burst and the stench of duplicity and defamation haunt still. I have observed 7 Romancelanders whose phrasing and penning have entertained me and stimulated my own mental enjoyment. Either in threads or posts, these Romancelanders have exuded class, good peerage, enviable heritage and education. In my subjective opinion and in a hierarchical order, they are: 17 Likes 6 Shares |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 12:48pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
7. Lordscent/SpyGod/Scentmarc Controversial but intelligent and combines simple placement of everyday words with poetic imagery. The emboldened is pure class and style LordScent: 15 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 1:06pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
6. Creamish Famous for her uncanny ability to deflect an attack with cold response, she reminds me of Ishilove's prosody in a less prominent style. Creamish: 11 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 1:23pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
5.Lsofdk Lsofdk: 8 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 1:30pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
4. Joseph1832 Big Joe remains the greatest Nairalander I know with a rich blend of prose and poetry woven into a seamless stream of beautiful read. joseph1832: 12 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 1:37pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
3. MizMyColi She has one of the strongest narrative abilities with matching vocabulary. MizMyColi: 4 Likes |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by Maxi112: 1:46pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
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Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 1:50pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
2. Ishilove She should go on and write a book...the famous "Iyawo Nylon Bag". With the ability for seamless and ascending narrative prowess, rich vocabulary, well developed prosodic muscles and the grace of clear depiction, she should be the greatest in all of Nairaland if she aspires. She can paint an event for you and you wouldn't regret not being physically present.... Ishilove: 18 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by NevetsIbot(m): 1:50pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
Oh. kwontinu. I'm following |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by Loyalblak007(f): 1:56pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by MasterBaiter: 1:56pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
And the No.1 spot goes to...... *drumroll* 1 Like |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:06pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
saintfellow: You're improving , bro but as you embark on the journey to penmanship-mastery, you discover it is not a hill but a mountain for your little brain to climb If I extend the list to 100 , you wouldn't still be there. Tag along, my bro. There's hope for you as nairaland remedies your heritage. If you can fix the errors I pointed out within 3 minutes, I will make you no. 1 on this list. Clock ticks on...... 18 Likes 3 Shares |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by Knightngale(f): 2:08pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
lezznjr:common now! 1 Like |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by Knightngale(f): 2:10pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
lezznjr:as we discharge fluid with Ah 5 Likes |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by saintfellow(m): 2:11pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
lezznjr:Is that why you keep hitting the report button? why dnt you leave my initial post for all to read, if there was no truth in it? 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:11pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
Knightngale:He spotted himself in the OP and came ovulating. |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:13pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
saintfellow:why would I report it to hide it only to quote it? The depth (debt) of your logical deficiency cannot be redeemed by all the monies in the CBN 12 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by joseph1832(m): 2:14pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
lezznjr: Ah MizMyColi! Not a day goes by that I don't unleash floods of PMS, awaiting the day you'll say yes and let me ride you from behind like the Biblical Jehu who rides his chariot like a mad man. |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by joseph1832(m): 2:18pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
Knightngale:You can say that again. 1 Like |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by Knightngale(f): 2:18pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
joseph1832:WTF!!! 1 Like |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by saintfellow(m): 2:19pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
lezznjr:Bla bla bla, stop lying, you quoted the post, then report it, only for a mod to hid it, so as to avoid likes and shares. It seems my likes and share gives you bad dream and offline headache. lol. well i am the truth and i will keep telling you your fvckups, whether you like it or not. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by joseph1832(m): 2:24pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
Knightngale:Fucking_ is only meant for inconsequential moonstruck simpletons like that fellow that has saint attached to his moniker. However, sexing and loving you is what I'd do should you accord me the lewd pleasure of entering you slowing, in the position that God himself ordain. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:26pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
1. TheSonOfMark This guy was birthed with two pens; one from Beelzebub for slaughtering e- recalcitrants and the other from a kindly Angel for scripting truth and facts. Known to many as a slayer, detective and loyal friend, he exudes the finest penmanship-mastery in all of Romanceland, perhaps for all time. Famous for using the hyphen( -) to reproduce words and rare coinage, gifted with poetic artistry and clear and complex combination of intricate phrase and clause, ThesonofMark remains the top 1 Phraseologist in Romanceland. TSOM: 19 Likes 5 Shares |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:28pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
Knightngale:Lolz |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by joseph1832(m): 2:30pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
lezznjr:Ah! Indeed! TheSonOfMark is worthy of this, alas! One stand more worthy than him. 6 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by Gladiator1: 2:31pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by saintfellow(m): 2:39pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
Even with all the love text books that he has written to female romancelanders. YOU still will not reach 1 tenth the numbers of female nairalanders that i have seen offline. 4 Likes |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 2:47pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
joseph1832:Joe, why is that fellow always rocking up to my party? I don't do rectum except it is neighboured by a moist püssy. Please have him know my sexual orientation hasn't and won't change. 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by BiafranBushBoy: 2:49pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
I am impressed.. 3 Likes |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by Creamish(f): 2:54pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
The list isn't complete without you Lezznjr .. 3 Likes 2 Shares |
Re: The Top 7 Greatest Phraseologists In Romanceland Are..... by lezznjr: 3:03pm On Sep 27, 2016 |
Creamish:And I feature as the judge |
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