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| What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by franklyn00(op): 10:41am On Oct 20, 2016 |
Saw this and had to share  Let's keep the ball rolling. Let me open the floor smiley "My hymen was broken with a dild0 by a senior student at my all girls hostel. So, practically I'm a virgin coz I've never had sex" she whispered. I shake my head and smiled smiley Probably the witches and wizards at her village were fanning themselves with her photo #palmgossip 1 Like |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:43am On Oct 20, 2016 |
Sorry my phone was switched off, I had a low battery 1 Like 1 Share |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by ohn1759: 10:43am On Oct 20, 2016 |
Babe, I miss my period so I'm pregnant for you. That's an expensive lie. I hate sex... Just tolerate it because I love you |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by dacovajnr: 10:46am On Oct 20, 2016 |
That she was pregnant for another guy...I had to let her be and Wished her best of luck... |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 10:47am On Oct 20, 2016 |
Saw a girl leaving his room around 8am, walked into the room and saw her glasses and earrings on his table. I didn't even ask anything, he just started saying "I don't know how they got there, she must have sneaked into my room, she came just now to ask for slippers because her shoe is bad" 5 Likes |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by UndisputedBosom(m): 10:48am On Oct 20, 2016 |
Ayam a virgin so i don't wanna stain your sheet with Blood And i stupidly succumb to leavin her  |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by UndisputedBosom(m): 10:50am On Oct 20, 2016 |
mordtonia:Guilt conscient |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by BiafraBushBoy(m): 11:08am On Oct 20, 2016 |
I will never have sex with another man apart from you...!! |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by GbovoLee(m): 11:32am On Oct 20, 2016 |
allow just the tip enter and I will not move.the rest is history.lies boys told |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by youngberry001(m): 11:43am On Oct 20, 2016 |
She told me anytime she get a chill sleep she would be dreaming dat mah big bro iz gbenshing her azz wit heavy rod Nigga dis one no be for reality..!! |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by optional1(f): 11:47am On Oct 20, 2016 |
I will only penetrate but wont release......... So he was planning on releasing bah.. Oya Jarizod firstking01 come nd testify.... |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by Winnelyn(f): 11:53am On Oct 20, 2016 |
I LOVE YOU, I MISS YOU 1 Like |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by Tonyosas101(m): 11:53am On Oct 20, 2016 |
Fear girls 1 Like |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:55am On Oct 20, 2016 |
optional1:[color=#679267] did he finally penetrate and didn't release Nothing comes to mind @ D moment [/color] |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by optional1(f): 11:57am On Oct 20, 2016 |
Jarizod:e dy mad for head...... He dare not even try it..... U av lied again... |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:15pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
optional1:[color=#679267] Lol  Am on the Kenya man thread enjoying the e-fight [/color] |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by optional1(f): 12:21pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
Jarizod:The e-fight has reached that stage ni... |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by Mujaheeeden: 12:28pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
optional1:you lways sound like dumb virgin |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 12:35pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
optional1:[color=#679267]Very sweet and tough...am not commenting on threads today.. just enjoying the fight [/color] |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by krissconnect(m): 12:46pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
I stepped on snow |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by firstking01(m): 1:01pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
optional1:Wow , this is coming from you ?? |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by iamdynamite(m): 1:14pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
just here to read comments....please you guys should keep it rolling  |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by Cholls(m): 1:23pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
Winnelyn:my sister Eiyah...... i pity that unlucky guy. |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by optional1(f): 1:42pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
firstking01:lol..... Nairaland has taught me how to lie in some issues so dont b surprise...... He dare not try it..... |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by firstking01(m): 1:43pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
optional1:Hmmm, you are leaving me with suspicions |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by optional1(f): 1:47pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
firstking01:remember u told me never to bring/say anything abt myself on public forum like NL.... So am learning frm it.. Noting is been hiden my dear so relax........ |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by firstking01(m): 3:13pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
optional1:  , what happened to your whatsapp, |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by Nobody: 3:43pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
if I get pregnant for him our wedding date will be 22/6/16. but we dey October. lolz |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by Cashberry511(m): 4:03pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
mordtonia:Lol |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by obito7(m): 4:34pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
u ar d 2nd person i'm allowin |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by rosieluv(f): 4:51pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
funny comments. i was here |
| Re: What Is The Dumbest Lie Your Lover Or Ex Ever Told You? by Akeem1759(m): 5:33pm On Oct 20, 2016 |
I met this babe around Jan, after fixing her bills and flexing for up a month together. Time to bleep she now told me OOO AHHH that she treated a toilet infection few weeks back and the Doctor told her not to have sex till after 8 month so as the infection not to come back.. Naso i carry my nonsense self commot for her dictionary... LOL |
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