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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by BestJay(m): 12:19pm On Oct 28, 2016
You look through the mirror and the ghost is seated laughing at you as a ghost through your mirror, you turn back to see the ghost and the ghost is still the pretty lady seating on your bed naked and waiting for you, wetin you wan do gungun, this you ghost trap no go work anytin for real ghost oooo, ghost never slap you before abi! Adviseably tell young men to abstain from womanizing and go and marry.
Ghost Buster! Hahaha!

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Realhommie(m): 12:23pm On Oct 28, 2016
winj3:
The writer and some of the people here are still living in the 6th century...aka they are no more intelligent than monkeys!
You wish...
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Emassive(m): 12:28pm On Oct 28, 2016
Ghost Bursted
Nigerian Zoo Branch
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by HyDef(m): 12:31pm On Oct 28, 2016
Ghosts? Good one. cheesy
Wait... Like... Seriously? sad
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by BABAODU: 12:32pm On Oct 28, 2016
Abugab:
Hmmmm, see ghost buster.
I am sure you have not seen a real one yet, if you receive a deafening slap that makes one dumb too, you won't be posting this your ghost busting tactics.

Why are you getting offended, Are You a ghost?

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 12:32pm On Oct 28, 2016
Ghosts are everywhere at the market,streets,restaurants etc they also organise meetings in d night in a secluded place,a man said he was walking along d road in d night nd he heard some voices coming out of the tree without him seeing pple talking he ran like a mad man without looking back.my cousin was outside in d night we we were all inside d house he saw a demon holding a stick as if its going for a mission he quickly hid under d table nd d demon passed his front but didnt see him its God that saved him on dat day his mum cried as he narrated the story to us
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Goldienana(f): 12:33pm On Oct 28, 2016
Bros u just dey vex dey type. So tey u call person wey big pass u CHICK! Just NEGODU u. Else u nah the one on ur dp.


GOODDAY..



Dapsonemmanuel:
.. Chick ... I'm sure you're typing all the way from Jupiter .. Ghost doesn't exist on earth ...
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Realhommie(m): 12:33pm On Oct 28, 2016
Pinkiwinki:
very true and the op is 100% correct...
A friend of mine was on his way to school In that sapele to oghara bridge in delta state. the car suddenly stopped and refuse to move, the driver will successfully make it work only for the car to stop again..
lo and behold a young lady from the car told them that unless she leave the car it will not work and that her home is in the river below them which is river Niger...
immediately she left the car and started walking away from them, the car suddenly started and they quietly left the Lady on the bridge...
They turn back and behold she has disappeared...
You meant the Ethiope river...

Grew up in warri, back then okada as a means of transport was hugely popular, people still use them now but off major roads coz they've been replaced by tricycles on major roads.. So this okada rider dude told a story of how an olosho boarded his bike, and when they got to the Udu bridge off Udu road she asked him to stop, paid him his fare and jumped off into the river... To his surprise even there were no ripples on the water, obviously he had carried a ghost.


I laugh when i see people doubting such stories.

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Charliiee(m): 12:40pm On Oct 28, 2016
rahymat:
Ghosts are everywhere at the market,streets,restaurants etc they also organise meetings in d night in a secluded place,a man said he was walking along d road in d night nd he heard some voices coming out of the tree without him seeing pple talking he ran like a mad man without looking back.my cousin was outside in d night we we were all inside d house he saw a demon holding a stick as if its going for a mission he quickly hid under d table nd d demon passed his front but didnt see him its God that saved him on dat day his mum cried as he narrated the story to us
Lol, Na so. A man said, a woman said, he said, she said, they said.

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by smart024(m): 12:43pm On Oct 28, 2016
[quote author=EmperorLee post=50516559]Okay let's assume say this thing dey work.

If I smoke cigarette or check her through the mirror and decode say she be ghost? Wetin I go kan do? Where I wan run go? Abi no be ghost we call am grin cheesy where I wan hide wey d ghost no go see me grin cheesy



Maybe na Nigerian film ghost nah...
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Realhommie(m): 12:48pm On Oct 28, 2016
rahymat:
Ghosts are everywhere at the market,streets,restaurants etc they also organise meetings in d night in a secluded place,a man said he was walking along d road in d night nd he heard some voices coming out of the tree without him seeing pple talking he ran like a mad man without looking back.my cousin was outside in d night we we were all inside d house he saw a demon holding a stick as if its going for a mission he quickly hid under d table nd d demon passed his front but didnt see him its God that saved him on dat day his mum cried as he narrated the story to us
Even as absurd as ur second story seems or sounds, i do believe..


People don't know that there's a lot more spiritual activities on planet earth than physical.

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Goldienana(f): 12:49pm On Oct 28, 2016
You right. A brother told me y he stopped coming home late is because of his encounter with Ghost. He said around 1am he was gently coming home no fear when he saw a girl and he asked the girl whr r u going to by this time, aint u scared u might gt hurt by all these boys ? And she answered u should be worried abt yourself nt me. And the brother turned to go and the girl said Never u pass here again this time. That he was walking faster but his legs couldn't carry his body again. That since that he dont stay late again.



hibiscus76:
they ain't kiddies stuff Bro..ghost really do exist, saying this cuz I've experienced them and their dealings..but about the ways to identify them, that I'm not sure about

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by BrainnewsNg(f): 1:03pm On Oct 28, 2016
EmperorLee:
Okay let's assume say this thing dey work.

If I smoke cigarette or check her through the mirror and decode say she be ghost? Wetin I go kan do? Where I wan run go? Abi no be ghost we call am grin cheesy where I wan hide wey d ghost no go see me grin cheesy.

Hmmmmmm

See wetin u fit sabi?
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by NigPatriot(m): 1:04pm On Oct 28, 2016
pls any experience to back up this claim?

hibiscus76:
they ain't kiddies stuff Bro..ghost really do exist, saying this cuz I've experienced them and their dealings..but about the ways to identify them, that I'm not sure about
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by EmperorLee(m): 1:05pm On Oct 28, 2016
BrainnewsNg:


Hmmmmmm

See wetin u fit sabi?


What am do for you na angry
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by winj3: 1:18pm On Oct 28, 2016
Realhommie:
You wish...

Name: @ Realhommie
Current year: 2016 (not 6AD)

IQ test:
"Even as absurd as ur second story seems or sounds, i do believe..
People don't know that there's a lot more spiritual activities on planet earth than physical"

Verdict:
Monkey or human?
I say Monkey grin grin grin
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Abugab(m): 1:25pm On Oct 28, 2016
BABAODU:


Why are you getting offended, Are You a ghost?

Se you need one deafening slap ni?
With that you will know if I am

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Realhommie(m): 1:53pm On Oct 28, 2016
winj3:


Name: @ Realhommie
Current year: 2016 (not 6AD)

IQ test:
"Even as absurd as ur second story seems or sounds, i do believe..
People don't know that there's a lot more spiritual activities on planet earth than physical"

Verdict:
Monkey or human?
I say Monkey grin grin grin


Only coz you know nothing boy, keep wallowing in ur ignorance..
Psalm 14:1, read it up.

Good day

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by winj3: 2:02pm On Oct 28, 2016
Realhommie:
Only coz you know nothing boy, keep wallowing in ur ignorance..
Good day

African friend, I am learning from you for sure, do you mind answering a few questions for me (student) please?

1, Did god or a spiritual force make aspirin and airplanes? If i want god to give me one of the airplanes what prayer should I use? help please
2, Do you believe in santa and flying witches? I am planning to visit Malta, do you know a witch that can ferry me there for cheap or half the price?
3, I currently have cough, do you think prayers or a witch can cure it? And what should I pray for and do you know a good witch that can help?

What prayers do you recommend for Nigeria to fix the exchange rate
Do you know any witches that can defeat boko haram and Fulani herdsmen? please send so I can start working on it
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Mattex001(m): 2:22pm On Oct 28, 2016
This guy wan spoil market for Ghost, no worry e be like you no know say dem plenty for Twitter and Social media. Them go hold meeting on your behalf soon!

By the way chikichiki noodles is now ₦90 in my area. embarassed
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Nobody: 2:31pm On Oct 28, 2016
EmperorLee:
Okay let's assume say this thing dey work.

If I smoke cigarette or check her through the mirror and decode say she be ghost? Wetin I go kan do? Where I wan run go? Abi no be ghost we call am grin cheesy where I wan hide wey d ghost no go see me grin cheesy.

Lols. Na to begin write emergency will be that o.
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Princewell2012(m): 2:54pm On Oct 28, 2016
LorDBolton:
My guy who saw a ghost took 1 month+ to. Recover.

All he kept saying was I touched her shoulder o, bros I touched her shoulder o... next thing BP don high, fever don show.

All cos babe he was chyking on the road, advised him n sorta "vanished" while walking away.

...After he recovered & some weeks of deliverance gbam! he returned back to his old lifestyle . Lols

Dunno about ghosts but guyman ogbanje /witches are real...

An elder brother to my friend who lives in u.s now. We both live around the same environs with his elder brother. This should be around 15 to 20 years back.

Few years back i was on a brt line up waiting to take a bus. Guess what i saw this man. You know now? An elder brother to my friend far back then, it is not good for me to over sight him .so I quickly left my Que in other to greet him, these things am telling you is between 3 to five seconds i rush a after him, could you believe i miss this man which kept me wondering. Confused, speechless. Haba just now. Does this man disappeared or what? this question was going on in my mind. Hmm

the next day, i have to call my friend in the u.s, ola by name. And i told all, that i saw his elder brother, i mentioned his name, he laughed and told me that the man has died many years ago. My brother i was shocked when i hear this.

And he told me that he know that am not aware. And that i will never see him again. And that what happen. I have never see that man again in idumota lagos. Very close to my former office.

That day was the third times i saw him. You know that place is always very crowthy. Each i am on line waiting for brt bus to come, the first time i saw him, because i don't want to leave my line so i let him go but the third time i said no, i must say hello to this man. I have to take an excuse from the man behind me. I did quickly run after him, but to my surprise, i never see him neither do i know how he disappeared. But since i discussed it to my friend, till date i have never come across him again.

I am talking from experience.

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by kentozybee(m): 3:05pm On Oct 28, 2016
Princewell2012:


An elder brother to my friend who lives in u.s now. We both live around the same environs with his elder brother. This should be around 15 to 20 years back.

Few years back i was on a brt line up waiting to take a bus. Guess what i saw this man. You know now? An elder brother to my friend far back then, it is not good for me to over sight him .so I quickly left my Que in other to greet him, these things am telling you is between 3 to five seconds i rush a after him, could you believe i miss this man which kept me wondering. Confused, speechless. Haba just now. Does this man disappeared or what? this question was going on in my mind. Hmm

the next day, i have to call my friend in the u.s, ola by name. And i told all, that i saw his elder brother, i mentioned his name, he laughed and told me that the man has died many years ago. My brother i was shocked when i hear this.

And he told me that he know that am not aware. And that i will never see him again. And that what happen. I have never see that man again in idumota lagos. Very close to my former office.

That day was the third times i saw him. You know that place is always very crowthy. Each i am on line waiting for brt bus to come, the first time i saw him, because i don't want to leave my line so i let him go but the third time i said no, i must say hello to this man. I have to take an excuse from the man behind me. I did quickly run after him, but to my surprise, i never see him neither do i know how he disappeared. But since i discussed it to my friend, till date i have never come across him again.

I am talking from experience.
Abi u snatched his girlfriend ni grin
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by upuphim(m): 3:08pm On Oct 28, 2016
Why not consider giving your life to Christ and quit useless life of sleeping with women? My prayer that none of this antidote will work for anybody that tries this in Jesus name.
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by TerrorSquad147: 3:09pm On Oct 28, 2016
hibiscus76:
they ain't kiddies stuff Bro..ghost really do exist, saying this cuz I've experienced them and their dealings..but about the ways to identify them, that I'm not sure about
Una don start undecided
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by TerrorSquad147: 3:12pm On Oct 28, 2016
dairykidd:
Ghosts are real tho remember when one papa told me of his experience while he was a young driver...he picked up this beautiful girl on the road @night to enjoy took her to a bar and next is home.He only went to bathe and back only to see a coffin on his bed with no sign of d babe in sight.My guy run come out oo to his neighbors and as he was narrating it she was just in front of them all again.He had to beg & plead with all his neighbors to her before she left him whether na true d papa talk oo i was not there sha but he swore its true..I have heard about possessed girls being very offensive to weed smoke.Back then in school na weed we take dey clear road when coming from the club cos no drive na and its late no okada so we would either sleep there or trek home which was off camp nothing we no dey see for koror i remember one dey we where all trekking back and on one lonely street we saw little kids playing forming a circle and laughing like it was daytime when it was about 2am we where about 6-8 in number so we just wondered wth is this but before we got close poof n sign of the kids anywhere omoh u don see race Usain bolt dey learn work for running grin another Gang of wild goats chase us around same time. Another one slapped my cuz because he was fvcking a girl it was just a warning in his dream ,he woke up with one red eye and finger marks on his face..me i was only chyking one babe in school then sha and she made me sleep @ her place,then i was a high blazer i forgot to smoke my kush before passing out on her bed cos she no let me fvck..So i saw this very gigantic dreadlocks guy chasing me in my dream...i woke up from the sleep looked over at her n she was still fast asleep,i tied one for d road smoked d good sh!t and fell back sleeping again..the same dream again! only this time i had help from normal ppl like me putting on army camouflage we succeeded in chasing him and when i woke this girl was sitting n staring directly over me and her eyes were like cat eyes..i felt a little chill but hid it,i got up switched d lights on and tied another weed she protested i ignored her tied another and smoked till 6am before leaving her place...i heard those big cele bells weakens them too.
Bros this your lie can win an Oscar oooo, chei shocked shocked grin grin

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by TerrorSquad147: 3:14pm On Oct 28, 2016
stsinner:

d papa dey related to lie mohammed?

d weed dey strong! Abeg remain some for me. Lol
Guy i think say na the SK wey i just smoke finish dey worry me, i no know say you sef see wetin i see grin grin grin grin grin grin

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Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by Kaycee625(m): 3:14pm On Oct 28, 2016
EmperorLee:
Okay let's assume say this thing dey work.

If I smoke cigarette or check her through the mirror and decode say she be ghost? Wetin I go kan do? Where I wan run go? Abi no be ghost we call am grin cheesy where I wan hide wey d ghost no go see me grin cheesy.
Only God is ominiscent, (all knowing) therefore u can run from ghosts cos their powers are limited
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by TerrorSquad147: 3:22pm On Oct 28, 2016
Pinkiwinki:
very true and the op is 100% correct...
A friend of mine was on his way to school In that sapele to oghara bridge in delta state. the car suddenly stopped and refuse to move, the driver will successfully make it work only for the car to stop again..
lo and behold a young lady from the car told them that unless she leave the car it will not work and that her home is in the river below them which is river ethiope...
immediately she left the car and started walking away from them, the car suddenly started and they quietly left the Lady on the bridge...
They turn back and behold she has disappeared...
LINUS MBAKWE!! grin grin angry angry grin grin
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by MizFrances(f): 3:23pm On Oct 28, 2016
Charliiee:
Lol, Na so. A man said, a woman said, he said, she said, they said.
Thank you oo
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by TerrorSquad147: 3:24pm On Oct 28, 2016
Charliiee:
Lol, Na so. A man said, a woman said, he said, she said, they said.
WE ALL SAID!!! grin grin grin
Re: "How To Identify Ghosts Disguised As Pretty Women" - By A Twitter User by 3sexy: 3:32pm On Oct 28, 2016
Dapsonemmanuel:
... I'm leaving it .. But ghost existing are just mere fantasise ....



Goodday


I AM A GHOST. !!!

Grrrroaaaaaaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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