Dandeedadrunk:
The day I mistook my Girlfriend's white pant for handkerchief. I was in the bank, and I needed to clean my face as a result of rain. Unfortunately, the pant dropped. I was so embarrassed that I couldn't move for 2 minutes. A lady later helped me out. To cap it all,it happened inside the first bank located at U.I gate, just imagine the students that got the whole story.

omonighoblessing:
You guys should come share ur embarrassing moment while in skul ,@work,with your spouse.

mine was in school.when I went to another department different from my faculty to help a friend who was far away write a quiz.
I never knew that the lecturer was very smart!
he knows every single student in his class....
after giving several warnings for any one not in his class to leave and I was forming adamant......
I was just fished out in a twinkle of an eye!!!
omo n.a. beg I beg throughout that semester!!!

I hope he didn't ask you to do the needful before he let you off the hook.

phlamesG:

In mr eazi's voice "baby u look so good, if you no go mind I go like to sample you"

thank you

belatoxx:


Ogun ooo you need award for this it make me roll on the floor

lol, thanks it wasnt funny then i had to deal with it for the rest of the term

belatoxx:


Ogun ooo you need award for this it make me roll on the floor

lol, thanks it wasnt funny then i had to deal with it for the rest of the term

teebillz:


I hope he didn't ask you to do the needful before he let you off the hook.

he was this realllllllll Christian.....if you know what I mean?

omonighoblessing:

he was this realllllllll Christian.....if you know what I mean?

Lucky you. Otherwise, you know na.

2days ago during clearance, my corper friend (although we de play anyhow for house) was having a handshake with the people i sat with at the secretariat, when he got to me i innocently raised my hand to shake him and he passed me and went to the next person leaving my hand hanging. I nor de laugh with him again. Everyone saw that i blushed really hard. I couldnt smother my embarassment.

Smallville10:
I shat on my sport shorts in primary 2

Lol So, my embarassing moment was when this guy up here used shat as a past tense of shit......

I wore boxers to school for the whole day, thinking they were shorts.

Back den wen I was in primary school, a fight ensued btwn me and a female student while fighting my belt hook got loosed and ma short went off ma waist... End of discussion, I felt so embarrassed considering the population that was watching the drama...

Me to girl:I love U so much
Girl to me:U love me so much o wanna make love so much?

Hmmmm, can't forget that day sha, anyway make I nor talk this forum is too public for such,before I go be first lady tomorrow now dem go begin dig out every thing

i was asked to read my late Grandma's biography during the burial......

My dad didn't inform me ealier that i was going to take up that task else i would have done the necessary editing cos there were lots of errors.

You need to see how i was shaking/blabbing.

I was so embarrassed as a graduate messing up infront of village people. Even my dad was embarrassed. He wanted to showoff using me but things turned out sour.

This thing happened not less than 5Months ago.

Am not that good at speaking in public. How do i overcome this stage fright

LESSONS: I have learnt my lessons though.

Mine was during NYSC days,i ate hot beans d nite that preceeded my traveling bak to abakaliki,i boarded ijebu-ode/onitsha luxurious bus fully kitted in NYSC uniform,my tummy started acting funny some minutes later,i couldn't hold d 'pOopoo' after an hour,i alerted d escort security man who informed d driver and then anounce to all passengers."corper wan shit oo". The bus was stopped,i ran to nearby bush to ease my self,clean my self up with tissue and ran back to d bus,i nealy collapsed hearing different reactions from other co-passengers like: corper u shop beans,waohh so corper dey shit,u take local herb! , oo boy u betta re-package urself we won't stop for u again.

2dugged:
Hmmmm, can't forget that day sha, anyway make I nor talk this forum is too public for such,before I go be first lady tomorrow now dem go begin dig out every thing

fear not

My embarrassing moment plenty o. I like tall slim babe. So one day I saw one n started calling n running after her when I got close to her n she turn back to say what. She turn out to be my friend younger sister that I dislike a lot because of her manner. I use cope like say no be she I dey call but it was obvious.

2. Have being chasing a chick d day I finally went to visit her where she rented apartment outside her schl I met my ex making hair for her n telling me that I must pay for d hair.

3. Another one was when I travelled to Delta because I enjoy d place as a Yoruba guy I decided to follow them to d farm. I was giving a cutlass on my mind it wasn't necessary since I wasn't going for war until I saw a small snake till I left Delta they couldn't find d cutlass cos threw it away n pick race to another village.

4. I went to a chemist with my friend n I saw dis babe back side so I started stearing at it n she turn back to give me eye signal so my friend told me she trip for me until d seller handed over a pack of condom. My friend ask me to follow her so I ask my friend "wetin do your own leg abi u blind u no see wetin she come buy? Mumu.

5. When I was a little bit younger my secondary schl girlfriend visited both Male n Female as my mother was leaving she said your food is inside d cubboard n take dis one for your afternoon food.

6. After reading how a man was seriously beaten while trying to escape with some i phone 7 on nairaland. I left my flash drive with a friend but later felt I wud need it. when I got to his office I was told he has crossed to the other side of the road to pay for DSTV subscription. Getting there I found him n demanded for d flash drive. He told me I should check inside his car outside. When I got outside I started checking inside d car as I was doing that I was having a strange felling like I was doing the wrong thing but I kept on checking for my device when a man appeared in front of the car with his mouth opened n d next question was " what r u doing in my car" immediately I heard a voice saying "I told u, u don enter gbege today car thief" and d man said "what did u use to open my car cos I locked". So I came out of the car n told d man that "m sorry if I have entered d wrong car sir. "A friend of mine came to subscribe here n he is still inside there . U can follow me to confirm that. I gave him my flash drive n he asked me to get it from his car which is dsame colour with your car. Sir immediately opened d door it opened freely n have search here, there n here looking for my drive" m sorry. And he asked me again " what did u use to open the car cos I locked it. So I replied him "my hand, pls follow me to confirm if I was lying". N he said never mind I believe u. So I went back to d DSTV office to tell my friend what happened. He now told me that he meant outside his office. While coming out of the DSTV office I saw d man who owns d car I entered at d oda side of d road so I crossed to apologise to him again n he said no problem before I headed to where my friends car was packed but tru out that day I felt bad n was reasoning what would have happened to me if d man was wicked cos everything on me would have proved that I opened d car with a device cos m dis type of guy who spend almost everyday of my life with computer but I thank God say wetin I like no send me go jail.
He don do wetin u one read again my hand day pain me. Thanks for reading

U mean THERE?

Jummyjay99:
looks like, but u were not dare

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Jummyjay99:
looks like, but u were not dare

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Jummyjay99:
looks like, but u were not dare

teebillz:

Lucky you. Otherwise, you know na.

thank God

Jummyjay99:
i will share my most embarrassing moment because my pix is nt on nl.it happened when i was 13 we just moved to our site then it was bushy there was there was alot of uncompleted building beside us then and i hate using wc(water closet)then because i thought i might fall inside, i was used to my potty then.so one day i wanted to deficate i took my potty sat on it that was when my mum came to me dat she was going out i told her that she should wait so dat she could pour my feces away, she said i should do it my self that she was going out,i was so afraid to go near d wc then so i took my potty with d feces in it to the uncompleted building beside us ,so i strected my hand to window to pour it away that was when my mum shouted my name i was shocked i turned back and everying poured on my head dripping to my toes.unfortunately my mom met her friends on the way and they all came back together with my classmate who was one of her friend son i couldnt believe .he told every1 in class "ani jumoke da igbe si ara lana"

Lol...
I just can't stop laughing....

VickyRotex:



lmaoooooo!!! This got me rotfl "Ani Jumoke da igbe si ara lana"



Eyah! Don't hate him please. You guys were teens, so the reporting part is understandable!

i used to have crush on him then,nobody in class even knew that i was using potty it was because of dat stupid boy my reputation decreased.

omonighoblessing:

fear not

my sister I need to fear o,the Internet never forgets and my own embarrassing moment na very interesting one ,and i wan be governor's wife someday

I have many but the one i want to relate happened some years back.

It happened that i wanted to cross to other side of the road.U no what they normally used to demarcate two roads so that vehicle can not cross over to each other's lane(but this particular demarcation is very high).

It happened yrs ago:As i say make i cross one day na so the underneath of the trousers i put on tear 'paragada'..Chai!!!Come see shame as i didn't know which motorists or bystanders might have seen the 'MAIN THING'.

From then till now,i am very careful and do it gently whenever i want to cross the same demarcation.

I command u to recieve sense now!!!

Barigaboy:
My embarrassing moment plenty o. I like tall slim babe. So one day I saw one n started calling n running after her when I got close to her n she turn back to say what. She turn out to be my friend younger sister that I dislike a lot because of her manner. I use cope like say no be she I dey call but it was obvious.

2. Have being chasing a chick d day I finally went to visit her where she rented apartment outside her schl I met my ex making hair for her n telling me that I must pay for d hair.

3. Another one was when I travelled to Delta because I enjoy d place as a Yoruba guy I decided to follow them to d farm. I was giving a cutlass on my mind it wasn't necessary since I wasn't going for war until I saw a small snake till I left Delta they couldn't find d cutlass cos threw it away n pick race to another village.

4. I went to a chemist with my friend n I saw dis babe back side so I started stearing at it n she turn back to give me eye signal so my friend told me she trip for me until d seller handed over a pack of condom. My friend ask me to follow her so I ask my friend "wetin do your own leg abi u blind u no see wetin she come buy? Mumu.

5. When I was a little bit younger my secondary schl girlfriend visited both Male n Female as my mother was leaving she said your food is inside d cubboard n take dis one for your afternoon food.

He don do wetin u one read again my hand day pain me. Thanks for reading

2dugged:
my sister I need to fear o,the Internet never forgets and my own embarrassing moment na very interesting one ,and i wan be governor's wife someday

aaaaamen!...I pray for you my sister. ..when it happens remember me in kingdom oooh

thunderbabs:


Lol So, my embarassing moment was when this guy up here used shat as a past tense of shit......

i had it in d movie titled Welcome to d jungle...

2dugged:
my sister I need to fear o,the Internet never forgets and my own embarrassing moment na very interesting one ,and i wan be governor's wife someday

Then use the one that cant be used against you in future.I have the same fear you have too but i still communicate online.Feel free ma'am!!!!

Jummyjay99:
i used to have crush on him then,nobody in class even knew that i was using potty it was because of dat stupid boy my reputation decreased.

Eyah! Don't worry, I know you've got your Confidence back!

Oga lie with sense na. U nor get sense?

raindodger13:
I wore boxers to school for the whole day, thinking they were shorts.

omonighoblessing:

aaaaamen!...I pray for you my sister. ..when it happens remember me in kingdom oooh

hehehehe, I will , Donald Trump has made me realize anything is possible

Kebabs:
U mean THERE?[b]U mean THERE?[/b]U mean THERE?

dare_there

Chai...mine was in sec school, there was this smell like dead rat all over the class, I just carry the thing for head, come accuse one guy, when the smell became unbearable, we had to start searching all school bags, when it got to my turn, lo and behold....you know the rest...I wash my bag at the tap till closing hour, shame no gree me washam finish.