omonighoblessing:
whats shat pls

The past tense of shit...............una no go kee person

Mine was in yr 3. I was in the lodge sleeping when i dreamt i had an assignment to submit(power and machine lab)-one of those elect elect engineering lab practicals where a manual is filled with data, deductions inferences and conclusions. So i woke up, pulled up my pants and left straight to wherein forgot the manual. With sleep in my eyes a walked straight past a seminar presentation by PGDs, the light almost blinding my eyes. In attendance and as supervisors were three of my lecturers and the HOD. WHEN I DABBED, I HIT MY KNEE ON A SIDE STOOL and all eyes were just fixated on me...at this moment apologies wouldn't do any good but i felt my lips moved. I hated that moment and gave up filling up my manual.

#shoutout to all the tuskites and engine guys (09/EE)

baba11:

Then use the one that cant be used against you in future.I have the same fear you have too but i still communicate online.Feel free ma'am!!!!

ok then let me give my own, well it was a few years back,I was doing my IT, the woman we normally get food from didn't come around that day,so I bought from some random woman that was passing by, after some time o started feeling pressed,so I used the toilet, thinking that was all, few hours later we were asked to leave because traffic was building up because of the on going road construction, I boarded a bus only to meet gridlock on the way, then all of a sudden I started feeling pressed again, that was the day I realised that holding your sh1t can actually kill you, we were trapped in traffic for more than an hour, after finally getting to my first bus stop I boarded another bus going to my house, and unfortunately we met another gridlock, at this time I started feeling dizzy and loosing strength from holding my sh1t, after more than an hour thirty minutes in traffic I finally got to my junction and came down, immediately I came down, it was like because I was sitting down so it was easier for me to have held it in, right there at the side of the bus I excreted on my body, but the luck I had was that I was wearing trouser, so i just allowed everything to come out,and held my bag with one hand, used the other hand to hold my ass and started running home and straight to the toilet,pulled off in the toilet and washed off

That ackward moment when yhu are sleepinG and yhu hear yhur self snour for the first time...

i once farted in class at the front row.....it was so bad the lecturer had to leave ....but no one suspect me sha

ucnwafor:
iyawo mi ni ye



fara balle



ode e concern u??

oloshi gerrowt of my mentions

jst came here to read comments. lwkmd with some comments here o!!

Jummyjay99:
i will share my most embarrassing moment because my pix is nt on nl.it happened when i was 13 we just moved to our site then it was bushy there was there was alot of uncompleted building beside us then and i hate using wc(water closet)then because i thought i might fall inside, i was used to my potty then.so one day i wanted to deficate i took my potty sat on it that was when my mum came to me dat she was going out i told her that she should wait so dat she could pour my feces away, she said i should do it my self that she was going out,i was so afraid to go near d wc then so i took my potty with d feces in it to the uncompleted building beside us ,so i strected my hand to window to pour it away that was when my mum shouted my name i was shocked i turned back and everying poured on my head dripping to my toes.unfortunately my mom met her friends on the way and they all came back together with my classmate who was one of her friend son i couldnt believe .he told every1 in class "ani jumoke da igbe si ara lana"

you stretched out your hand to pour if from the window, then cos you jerked hesitantly it now poured on your head

Ayam not understanding the chemistry and kinetics of that sh*t o. either it's a flying sh*t or a wonder sh*t. hmmmmm

Mine was when i was about being wheeled to theatre for C.S for my first baby,my husband had already shaved off my pubic hair, on getting at that point , my doctor (a woman) asked a male nurse {a small boy } to thoroughly re-shave my pubic hair again. oh i was embarrased to open my legs wide for a boy who wil call me Aunty. Me And My Husband Was Totally Embarrased. I Cant Forget That Day At FMC OWERRI.

Jummyjay99:
throught that term i hated my self because nobody was talking to me.i still hate dat boy till date and that memory will forever remain evergreen.

JUMOKE, so u still remember this funny incidence? Gone are those days really.

Mattkent:


What How come

My brother I still don't knw ooo. All I remember was that I invigilated an exam and saw dem doing malpractice. I frustrated them they got angry threatened me. I was still young so I wasn't intimidated. It was December so the school was so rowdy especially with fire crackers. It was in the midst of all dis that one took me unaware with the dirty slap. I wanted to like retaliate but I remembered I was an old boy of same school with very good records and I already had impressed my HOD and principal with my work during my TP so I quick stepped back and went to the principals office to report the matter. He was later expelled while I further reported the matter to his brothers who took more disciplinary actions towards him. In the end I am so happy I didn't spoil all the good reputation I have managed to gather both as a teacher and student in my former school.

2dugged:
ok then let me give my own, well it was a few years back,I was doing my IT, the woman we normally get food from didn't come around that day,so I bought from some random woman that was passing by, after some time o started feeling pressed,so I used the toilet, thinking that was all, few hours later we were asked to leave because traffic was building up because of the on going road construction, I boarded a bus only to meet gridlock on the way, then all of a sudden I started feeling pressed again, that was the day I realised that holding your sh1t can actually kill you, we were trapped in traffic for more than an hour, after finally getting to my first bus stop I boarded another bus going to my house, and unfortunately we met another gridlock, at this time I started feeling dizzy and loosing strength from holding my sh1t, after more than an hour thirty minutes in traffic I finally got to my junction and came down, immediately I came down, it was like because I was sitting down so it was easier for me to have held it in, right there at the side of the bus I excreted on my body, but the luck I had was that I was wearing trouser, so i just allowed everything to come out,and held my bag with one hand, used the other hand to hold my ass and started running home and straight to the toilet,pulled off in the toilet and washed off

that poo unleashed the creativity in you though

ilevic:






JUMOKE, so u still remember this funny incidence? Gone are those days really.

abi na

mrsfavour:
Mine was when i was about being wheeled to theatre for C.S for my first baby,my husband had already shaved off my pubic hair, on getting at that point , my doctor (a woman) asked a male nurse {a small boy } to thoroughly re-shave my pubic hair again. oh i was embarrased to open my legs wide for a boy who wil call me Aunty. Me And My Husband Was Totally Embarrased. I Cant Forget That Day At FMC OWERRI.

awww sorry at least you are alive to tell thus story.

hope you and baby are fine?

Franky826:


that poo unleashed the creativity in you though

hehehehe I had to go and buy milk to drink after washing off, didn't know that holding your sh1t could zap your strength, I seriously thought I was going to pass out when I started feeling dizzy, seems the food vendor used agino motto

When i wore Rice and beans slippers (Two different colours of slippers) and walked in front of a crowd of over 500 girls...The pair of slippers weren't even the same size

I nearly died that day ehnnn

2dugged:
hehehehe I had to go and buy milk to drink after washing off, didn't know that hold your sh1t could zap your strength, I seriously thought I was going to pass out when I started feeling dizzy, seems the food vendor used agino motto

Next time just walk into any bank or any corporate office. explain yourself. you are at an advantage as you are a lady too. most people gladly oblige.

s/o to fidelity bank and diamond bank. they have been helpful to me in this area

c how many pple day for this room o i just came back because of my mentions.

Do u know that moment when u suddenly change from an hero to zero,that's my story!
I was in Jss1 very flexible, in one of our PHE classes, the topic was gymnastic. Everyone knows I could do dis acrobatic posture dat I walk wit my hands and my legs will be hanging above my head. Everyone begged me to come and do it for d class. I thought about it as an opportunity to impress Tosin my crush. Unfortunately for me I was given one oversize sportwear,and I forgot I was nt wearing any underwear, as I got into my my acrobatic posture,my john thomas (prick) hanged out from one side of my hip side,waving hello is it u to everyone. For my mind I was expecting claps and cheer, instead it was dead silence......and long stretch of Jesus! The teacher did her best to distract everyone but d deed was done. I felt like dieing dat day

Franky826:

awww sorry at least you are alive to tell thus story.
hope you and baby are fine?

Oh yes dear. GOD has been faithful.

Franky826:


Next time just walk into any bank or any corporate office. explain yourself. you are at an advantage as you are a lady too. most people gladly oblige.

s/o to fidelity bank and diamond bank. they have been helpful to me in this area

my dear after that day I learnt a big lesson,i thought I could hold it till I got home when I got to my first bus stop plus the traffic didn't help either, learnt my lesson, seriously I could have passed out o, even some months back almost got into the same situation, only that I wanted to pee,held it in through out my journey, when I got down it was impossible to bear, had to enter a transport company and beg them

dat time when chillin with niggas and bae and then a joke is casted den u laff so tey kater commot 4 ur nose

Goyim:


somtochukwu, is that you?

Loool,

back then when one girl told me she loves me n i said no. my friends nearly bullshit me.

globalview:
Mine was during NYSC days,i ate hot beans d nite that preceeded my traveling bak to abakaliki,i boarded ijebu-ode/onitsha luxurious bus fully kitted in NYSC uniform,my tummy started acting funny some minutes later,i couldn't hold d 'pOopoo' after an hour,i alerted d escort security man who informed d driver and then anounce to all passengers."corper wan shit oo". The bus was stopped,i ran to nearby bush to ease my self,clean my self up with tissue and ran back to d bus,i nealy collapsed hearing different reactions from other co-passengers like: corper u shop beans,waohh so corper dey shit,u take local herb! , oo boy u betta re-package urself we won't stop for u again.

globalview:
Mine was during NYSC days,i ate hot beans d nite that preceeded my traveling bak to abakaliki,i boarded ijebu-ode/onitsha luxurious bus fully kitted in NYSC uniform,my tummy started acting funny some minutes later,i couldn't hold d 'pOopoo' after an hour,i alerted d escort security man who informed d driver and then anounce to all passengers."corper wan shit oo". The bus was stopped,i ran to nearby bush to ease my self,clean my self up with tissue and ran back to d bus,i nealy collapsed hearing different reactions from other co-passengers like: corper u shop beans,waohh so corper dey shit,u take local herb! , oo boy u betta re-package urself we won't stop for u again.

Lol, so dat was you

many experience had... I CNT forget alot of experience oh.. I don't even know what to say ..wanted to type before but I CNT even day it

herzernn:

Had this exam by 10am...

Was rescheduled to 8am...

Got a call by 8:15am.....still sleeping....


The experience was fun....had to board a 500 naira bike.....a place I can trek....

Got to school with an unkept body.... No bathe....no brushinq of teeth....

lmao.... you're fired.

omonighoblessing:
whats shat pls

past tense of shiiiiitt.lol

Okay mine was
I changed my mind
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