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omonighoblessing:
am still a good geh oooh

metallisc:
oya prove it!

Kingjude1:
Let me share mine in english
i was at the beach with my gf then, was cold and we sat inside a tent, the tent has a changing room, we kissed and pressed , till it became really intense, i was rock hard and she was in lala land, i dragged her into the tent , raised up her gown and was using anger to fire , she was screaming but i didnt care , i just needed to really fire her, she held the tent and it was shaking , someone shouted , hello , i didnt hear, i continued , the man entered and saw us , my gf was still rolling yansh, my dick fainted in shame , as we were going , he and some women were laughing at us

omonighoblessing:
hmmm how

Psittacus:
Do u know that moment when u suddenly change from an hero to zero,that's my story!
I was in Jss1 very flexible, in one of our PHE classes, the topic was gymnastic. Everyone knows I could do dis acrobatic posture dat I walk wit my hands and my legs will be hanging above my head. Everyone begged me to come and do it for d class. I thought about it as an opportunity to impress Tosin my crush. Unfortunately for me I was given one oversize sportwear,and I forgot I was nt wearing any underwear, as I got into my my acrobatic posture,my john thomas (prick) hanged out from one side of my hip side,waving hello is it u to everyone. For my mind I was expecting claps and cheer, instead it was dead silence......and long stretch of Jesus! The teacher did her best to distract everyone but d deed was done. I felt like dieing dat day

Gladiator1:
U mean [size=15pt] WHERE? [/size]

metallisc:
don't worry, i will tell you in camera!

adewumiopeyemi:
mine was wen i was slapped by my co- worker in my work place ... i cant forget that day.. although she apologise... bt still in my memories.. so sad dat day.. i wasnt able to eat for one week qll the same

Jarizod:
Some 6 years back..was sleeping in church (@ the edge of a bench) naso I fall for ground gbagaaa everybody were just laughing upandan.. it was soo embarrassing and people still relate to it till today!

gregyboy:
My most ebarasssing moment was in junior skul wen i mistakely touched my crush on her bum and she gave me a knock on my head and everybody laff at me and my juniors even made mock of me

HULSH:
U guyz will not kill me

Teespice:
mine happened in law school.

during civil litigation class, group presentations were going on and the microphone was passed randomly for people to make corrections, observations and contributions where necessary.

na so the microphone reach me and I had no idea what to say. rather than make a complete fool of myself, I stood up and said no contribution and sat down.

that's how the man brought me out of the class and humiliated me ehn. choi. asking me to give a legal opinion of myself. I mentioned the school I finished from and the class erupted in shouts of "dem don clip una wings today".

it was so embarrassing, remembering sef I feel like swearing for that lecturer.

davtosh:
I went to check a friend at the Polytechnic Ibadan, around 1992 and I knocked on his door at the hostel I was hearing ppl chat and laugh inside. So I called his name and a guys voice answered " He is not around what should we tell him"

I replied " When he come tell..." They didn't allow me to land when I had eehn eewoo laughing at the bomb I dropped.They must be four or five and ladies were among them. In fact how it came out from my mouth I don't know "When he come"

I knew they were coming to open the door to see the face of the suicide bomber , Na so I run with the speed of light to wards a group of students coming and joined them, then we were coming together towards their door and I saw them open the door still laughing like hyaenas "old boy E DON vamoose" I had on said Na so I just bone waka pass with my "colleagues" Since that day I make sure im sure of what to say before talking ,cause by nature I stammer a little.

2dugged:
ok then let me give my own, well it was a few years back,I was doing my IT, the woman we normally get food from didn't come around that day,so I bought from some random woman that was passing by, after some time o started feeling pressed,so I used the toilet, thinking that was all, few hours later we were asked to leave because traffic was building up because of the on going road construction, I boarded a bus only to meet gridlock on the way, then all of a sudden I started feeling pressed again, that was the day I realised that holding your sh1t can actually kill you, we were trapped in traffic for more than an hour, after finally getting to my first bus stop I boarded another bus going to my house, and unfortunately we met another gridlock, at this time I started feeling dizzy and loosing strength from holding my sh1t, after more than an hour thirty minutes in traffic I finally got to my junction and came down, immediately I came down, it was like because I was sitting down so it was easier for me to have held it in, right there at the side of the bus I excreted on my body, but the luck I had was that I was wearing trouser, so i just allowed everything to come out,and held my bag with one hand, used the other hand to hold my ass and started running home and straight to the toilet,pulled off in the toilet and washed off

Kingjude1:
i sabi that kind thing , i saw one girls leg opened then in sch, snapped her ugly panties , posted it in our class whatsapp group, then shouted her name and told her to close her legs
She hates me till today

MzzAyo:
u r wicked chai

mrsfavour:
Mine was when i was about being wheeled to theatre for C.S for my first baby,my husband had already shaved off my pubic hair, on getting at that point , my doctor (a woman) asked a male nurse {a small boy } to thoroughly re-shave my pubic hair again. oh i was embarrased to open my legs wide for a boy who wil call me Aunty. Me And My Husband Was Totally Embarrased. I Cant Forget That Day At FMC OWERRI.

Greataausim:
Mehn..... I remembered back in years then, i came to my galfriend house to visit her. So isuees broke in between us, to the extend she said i don't have money even creams or attachment i can't even buy for her, to join money pay her house rent notin. She come involves the ladyland and the husband. She stand infront of them and co-tenants telling them am a broke nigga., i felt so emmbarassing..... Lol and behold they are using some of my products in there househood now...

Goldenprinz:
A lady invited me to her place, prior to that time, she gave me green light but I didn't want to date her den has I reached I met a guy which she introduced to me nd I later got to know dat f guy is d boy friend....... they started their play making me felt jealous I stood up going, she followed me and saw me off to where I got bike.....when I got home she den call me nd ask ARE U ANGRY, I was mad.........never mind wot apen after dat

tobbie4:
Mine was the day I farted while on a queue @ GTBank Aba Road Ph and everyone in on the queue knew it was me...

DanielRyan:
mine was wen I was abt 15yrs old, I went to an evening programme in church den I slept off so wen they asked everybody to stand, some body woke me to stand so wen I did, I was still sleeping without knowing wen dey asked everybody to sit den it was jux me standing and sleeping..... u can imagine

Goldenprinz:
A lady invited me to her place, prior to that time, she gave me green light but I didn't want to date her den has I reached I met a guy which she introduced to me nd I later got to know dat f guy is d boy friend....... they started their play making me felt jealous I stood up going, she followed me and saw me off to where I got bike.....when I got home she den call me nd ask ARE U ANGRY, I was mad.........never mind wot apen after dat