₦airaland Forum

MzLarem:
Of praise and worship

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#00cccc]You can't tell what ta do

And yeah,thats me there.[/color]

Papikush:
Abeg Na...The guy don dey monitor me since that day. Anything like this, na ban

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#0099ff] oh,yeah. I forgot I told you that lie 1 time 2[/color]

Presh900:
lol.. But seriously puffpuff are you really 16??

ogorwyne:
dont mind that guy jare. please continue with ur list.

saintCaligula:
I was only extracting the truth, raw from the Wells of reality....
well let me divert to that Jude thread, it's hot in there and I'm waiting for you to go there and defend mimzy again....

herzernIsHere:

*Lauqhs in spiritual power....

So....I should desist from usinq that line??....

That would be at my second life(If there is any)......

My brother.....let's party at the ridicule of the abstruse power-wielded oranqe plucker of Nairaland.....

I hope it doesn't add you to his "to do" list

Lezzjnr:
The truth? You can't grasp the truth if I hit you in the face with it.

Again, your legacy in Nairaland will always remain our foremost clown who lacks humour. It's a tough luck son, but fate never intend for you to be above a motley fool.

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]nah.You believed?[/color]

Presh900:
coupled with the fact that you've said it b4 , it's very hard to disbelieve

SalomonKane:
Dude, why do you waste your time with someone who looks like an exhumed corpse who was rejected by fire, water and the earth?

Why else do you think whenever he defiles a thread with his oozing presence the thread reek of decayed matter spat out of a septic tank?

falconey:
oh! you have an excuse and you think the op doesn't? you have to put the words you copied from Google in quote sign? common how long does it takes take to copy and paste those words? look at the time interval kiddo.

quit it son you corrected the op and I did the same to help you, it is not my fault you have aphasia.

Lezzjnr:
I have genuine pity for the lad, brother.

I have scalped him more brutally than any Nairalander that he has voluntarily pledge his future to me as my whøre. He shadows me everywhere I go in order to come to terms with his life's purpose.

But the boy is cussed to amount to nothing. His happiness revolves around my quote to him. I actually give him some when I'm light-spirited as I am today.

But then, what do we do with a breathing corpse ?

SalomonKane:
One doesn't expect a zombie to know when 'its' being made a staunch fool of.

I tell you, that boy is less than the word useless. A zombie is a genius compared to him. He seem to make zombies look like Tray Song.

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#9900ff] you must said something at that time for me ta use that line.
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Anyway.....let me go unscare that guy [/color]

Lezzjnr:
The bleached golliwog has opened a hundred threads tagging me. He gets the ignore.

He breaths on being on a trending thread even if being ripped or disgraced, he just wants to be in the centre of attention.

If he isn't an adult, I will suspect he's suffering from teenage anxiety. Perhaps his malady has yet escaped medical interpretation?

Babzilla:
whats with the candy floss on yer head?

Azerbella:
[/b][b]Pseudo-intellectual brat!

The only words your defunct dungeon of a brain seems to be able to produce on it's own are," dyslexic, psychoneurotic and querulousness...

If only your parents had struggled to give you even a scintilla of formal civil education, you wouldn't dodder around on nairaland trying to permeate everywhere with your obvious psychosis.

I'll be off now, be good.

.... but next time you saunter across me in my e-path, do well not to aggravate me or i'll plunge you deep into the abyss where your ancestors from among the lots of sodom and gomorrah now gnash their teeths.

Hey, Demented beaver! How splendid and awe it would have been if A castaway vagabond's under satisfied inspid-ly, vacuous, joltedly, dyslexical, "carpuous-demolished" brain could fathom something better than to start a vie with me.

Your greatest misconception now is how to venerate in a plenum of adults, but instead you'll rather conceal your fatuousness'.
Quite astonishing how an insignificant speck of thread would preponderate "It's" calibre and declare a man who is capable of solving trifling, frivolous and unsophisticated seeds like you.
Listen, If truly you are a girl. I'd give you an advise.
Do not bother thinking about a man asking you out. The chances of a man doing so is soo bleak like your future. I am sure the time a man would give any purple flying fûcks about a creature like you would be the Time I grow boobs
Your types are meant to be kept as fûck mates and nothing else.
Intoxicated delinquent!
#DropsPen.

SalomonKane:
Who knows? I'm pretty sure Satan's worst doctors can't cure that boy of his dementia.

That's why Hell rejected him. Funny, nobody wants to accept him. Who wants a demented attention seeking waste product for company.

I'm sure they threw a feast of orgy_ after he was thrown out of Hell.

coolknight:
ajegunle bastard your brain is very empty no wonder prettythicksme is ready to show you to her pauper parents.

CentaurXV:
Hey, Demented beaver! How splendid and awe it would have been if A castaway vagabond's under satisfied inspid-ly, vacuous, joltedly, dyslexical, "carpuous-demolished" brain could fathom something better than to start a vie with me.

Your greatest misconception now is how to venerate in a plenum of adults, but instead you'll rather conceal your fatuousness'.
Quite astonishing how an insignificant speck of thread would preponderate "It's" calibre and declare a man who is capable of solving trifling, frivolous and unsophisticated seeds like you.
Listen, If truly you are a girl. I'd give you an advise.
Do not bother thinking about a man asking you out. The chances of a man doing so is soo bleak like your future. I am sure the time a man would give any purple flying fûcks about a creature like you would be the Time I grow boobs
Your types are meant to be kept as fûck mates and nothing else.
Intoxicated delinquent!
#DropsPen.

ikbnice:
Honesty, do you derive pleasure in locking horns with people? You obviously got no chill.

Dude. Please check the 1st or 2nd page and see who started it all.

CentaurXV:
Dude. Please check the 1st or 2nd page and see who started it all.

SalomonKane:
Dude, why do you waste your time with someone who looks like an exhumed corpse who was rejected by fire, water and the earth?

Why else do you think whenever he defiles a thread with his oozing presence the thread reek of decayed matter spat out of a septic tank?

ikbnice:
I read all the pages verbatim. It is not a matter of who started it. You like to serve it hot.

That's the idea. Intimidate them till they flop and capitalize on that failure

Lezzjnr:
He is the fool who used all his alternates to vote Lanicky in the last miss Nairaland pageantry expecting the awonwery to reciprocate the gesture by voting the candidate he supported.

But he was used and discarded like a piece of toilet paper. You could have seen him wailing

I never knew fullblown fools have a need for affection

Think there's still a little residue of sanity let in that coon?

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#2ecc71]Floss like hair is what you call thin/stingy hair
Mine is more of a puff,hince the term "Afro puff" in reference to Black natural hair.
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I spent 2 much of my break on this dang thread .
I gotta get off it.[/color]

Babzilla:
Thats no afro thats a mess
aint never seen no blonde on no black man
except the aborigines which u aint

CentaurXV:
Hey, Demented beaver! How splendid and awe it would have been if A castaway vagabond's under satisfied inspid-ly, vacuous, joltedly, dyslexical, "carpuous-demolished" brain could fathom something better than to start a vie with me.

Your greatest misconception now is how to venerate in a plenum of adults, but instead you'll rather conceal your fatuousness'.
Quite astonishing how an insignificant speck of thread would preponderate "It's" calibre and declare a man who is capable of solving trifling, frivolous and unsophisticated seeds like you.
Listen, If truly you are a girl. I'd give you an advise.
Do not bother thinking about a man asking you out. The chances of a man doing so is soo bleak like your future. I am sure the time a man would give any purple flying fûcks about a creature like you would be the Time I grow boobs
Your types are meant to be kept as fûck mates and nothing else.
Intoxicated delinquent!
#DropsPen.

Your tawdry use of language is a bore, lad.

A literary piece should be succinct without unnecessary use of verbose vocabs but then you would not know that.

You need not thank me for that unsolicited lesson... you're welcome

ItzMePuffPuff:
[color=#00cccc]woah,y ou actually know about the indigenous Australians and Solomon islands?
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usually have 2 inform folk they exsist.

If it's such a mess,look away.[/color]