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[quote][i] The Mavrodi Mondial Moneybox, also know as MMM, is a mutual fund scheme that has been driving a lot of Nigerians crazy due to the quagmire state of the nation.

However, everyone invests in it for purpose of receiving 30% profit after 30 days without knowing that the devil sometimes gives you a shoe with the left hand and collects your leg with the right hand.

Though, many believe that it's fallacy to think that MMM will crash, but what if it does?; the following categories of people will regret their lives.

1. The Awoofians

Many will agree with me that an average Nigerian wants to reap where he/she did not sow. The awoofians are usually attending parties they are not invited and will be gulping beer and feeding like there's famine in Nigeria. Some will even go as far as selling their family houses just to invest into it and by the time things goes as unplanned, they will start their lives from square one.

2. Those who resigned their jobs

It's funny people resign their jobs just because they see this scheme as a blessing in disguise and a less strenuous way of becoming rich. These people will definitely end up in deep regret when MMM messes them up and can't later find jobs

3. Those who invest their lives savings

When taking risk, it very wisdom on the part of a person to invest what he can afford to lose but many people seem to have been exceeding their boundary these days. If they end up losing their life savings, they will have HBP and will relegate to 6 feet with immediate effect.

4. Those who marry without Jobs

Recently, men who are financially handicapped are beginning to get married with the notion that MMM will be their source of livelihood without the fear of unforeseen circumstances. As funny as it sounds, some will save up money for wedding and will invest it into MMM so that they can afford to buy adult cows, pay bride price, rent halls and canopies for their wedding.

5. Those who longer want to work

I overhead a man yesterday talking to his neighbour that, with MMM, he no longer needs a job and I began to shake my head at his ignorance. These kind of people will end up biting their finger when things turn soar.

6. Those who were Sacked from Work

Some people who were sacked from work will plunder their payment in lieu of notice into MMM so that their landlords will not send them packing. This is very risky thing to do considering the fact that you will both lose in two ways when the unexpected happens.

7. Those who sell their Properties

I have a neighbour who who recently sold his father's inheritance and plough the money into this scheme so that, at the end of the month, he would be able to buy a plot of land at Mowe and also buy himself a car. I sometimes feel sorry for him because I still don't know where he will start his life from if he loses

8. Bankers

I pity some bankers who usually invest as much as N10m out of customers' savings just to get a profit of N3m in return. We recently heard the story of a bank manager who committed suicide due to debt.

9. Those who want to celebrate Christmas elaborately

Now that Christmas is around the corner, many will invest the little they have before November 25th, so that they can cash out before December 25th and celebrate with their loved ones. When MMM crashes before that time, they will become wailers and start blaming Buhari for their misfortunes.

10. Those whose Girlfriends dumped them for being Poor

Just because a lady dumped you for being poor, you ventured into MMM just to buy a car and make her jealous. I want you to know that you may end up in deep regrets if MMM could later not fetch you money to buy a bicycle let alone an Okada

I drop my pen at this juncture

Abeg make una add una own

Solely Written by: Tosyne2much


Sourc: http://www.tosyne2much.com/2016/11/due-to-quagmire-state-of-nation-mavrodi.html?m=1

I think the appropriate title would be, '10 categories of people Tosyne2much thinks invests in MMM'

They all have something in common 'BEING COVETOUS'

Really

Hmmm

mmm

Lazy people kwa? Is it easy to get the money to invest?
How will you get d money if you don't work?

CORRECTION: MMM maximum investment is N2.5million

Minimum N2500

The day MMM crashes in 9ja, will be worse than a Tsunami. Just hope it lasts long enough to salvage the many Nigerians on the platform. Times are hard. Jahbless our hustle.

Lmao nice one bro

But be expecting them o, yes, the mmm investors

Wow! Make i watch these mmm fans defend themselves jor

fijiano202:
They all have something in common 'BEING COVETOUS'

I no fit defend you oooo... You suppose don know say me don tey for this game so bashing don master me

you guys keep shouting MMM will crash but it's still standing, if e want crash make e crash make everybody they their lane.
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but for now make we enjoy small after all no risk no reward.

false.

This MMM self, i don't have strong mind for it. Been preached to by partakers to invest in it but am still scared. Don't want to loose the little money i worked so hard to earn just like that.

Why is it that it's people who aren't doing MMM that always talk about it crashing? Heart of man. Just hoping, praying, and waiting for their chance to say I told you so. Will people losing money make you rich?
Abeg pm if you are ready to make money

lol.. igbo men have used this scheme to start up something for themselves and they're still ph-ing.. the man you all know got married.. you think he didn't have money before mmm?.. mmm just made things a loooot more easier. the people that will cry from mmm crashing are people that use it to pay themselves salary.. not people that used it to invest more..

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Sourc: http://www.tosyne2much.com/2016/11/due-to-quagmire-state-of-nation-mavrodi.html?m=1

The No 2s are the most stupiid people on earth, and they would feel it the most, why should anyone do that, i they pity them because MMM will crash this December or by next years Easter period

Nice points Tosyne2much

but the one wey dey pain me pass be some of my friends wey on a a normal day no go get interest in this scam scheme but they join because their church endorse the thing...they try to convince me to join...person wey no kuku get money talk of to waste... I just refuse and warn them sha


if this thing crash ehn...na that their so called man of God I go swear for because as I dey look those my friends, no be ordinary eye ooo

Hello bro I know wan talk Watin dey my mind cause of I do hmmmm tosyne2much you go hate your self make I just shut up your rep don too fall today I swear

The day MMM crashes would be like Judgment day. There shall be weeping and gnashing of teeth for 3 categories of people.

1. Those who used their cash to do MMM.

2. Those who you asked for money, but they told you they didn't have. However, they went behind your back to invest heavily in MMM.

3. Those who are badmouthing MMM but are doing MMM secretly. When it crashes, they would be crying. When you ask them what happened, they would say 'I dey pity those wey do MMM.'

Even OP dey do MMM.

WORDS ON MARBLE - The Monkey Money Madness! (MMM)

Once upon a time in a village, a man appeared and announced that he would buy monkeys for N100 each. The villagers seeing that there were so many monkeys around, went out to the forest and started catching them.

The man bought thousands at N100 and as supply started to diminish, the villagers stopped their efforts. He further announced that he would now buy at N200. This renewed the efforts of the villagers and they started catching monkeys again. Soon the supply diminished and people started going back to their farms. The offer rate increased to N250 but the supply of monkeys became so little that it took much effort to even see a monkey, let alone catch one.

The man now announced that he would buy monkeys at N500! However, since he had to go to the city on some business, his assistant would now buy on his behalf.

In the absence of the man, his assistant told the villagers: ''Look at all these monkeys in the big cage that my OGA has bought from you, I will sell them to you at N350 and when my OGA returns from the city, you can sell it to him at N500''.

The villagers squeezed out all their HARD EARNED savings and bought all the monkeys. The most greedy ones among them even sold their lands to purchase many MONKEYS, hoping to make a huge profit without labor.

Then...

They never saw the man or his assistant. Only monkeys everywhere!

Welcome to the world of #MMM.

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Even Tosyne2much is a participant.

So don't let him deceive you.
People are building houses and buying cars everyday from it.

It's been long I have been scammed, so I wanna have that experience again.

If MMM should stay for a year more, I know how many things I will do with the money.


If you don't have mind or you wanna remain broke, please keep shut. Its not by force.

The more you try to pull it down, the more people see testimonies and join.

The website is already bigger and rake in more money than Nairaland within one year, so I understand where the hatred is coming from.


Government scam you on a daily bases since 1960 and you aren't complaining.

Money isn't going to any central purse so the future is in the hand of the participants.


A policeman was matched to pay me today self so it's nothing he is still at the checkpoint the last time I called him

Na una go crash


All of una dey mad wey wnt make it crash



U dis tosynmuch body dey catch u for dis nairaland abi? Who ur. Top 10 list don help


Gerarahere mehn



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