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Toks2008:
It is not easy to find someone of the opposite sex who has all one needs in terms of physical sexual features.

A guy may see a bootilicious lady without a wow bustline and sometimes come across a lady with an angelic face without "a nice tit or booty".

And a lady may see a very cute guy yet there will be a but that seem to disqualify such.

So my question to guys and ladies is "what is your ultimate sexual orientation in the opposite sex"? in other words...what is that one sexual feature you crave for the most in the opposite sex?

Mine is a good bustline...so what is yours?

Kondomatic:
Incredible tits and an aggressive round and firm ass.





And the owner must be tall.

firstking01:
Lwkm at your choice of words

Kondomatic:

firstking01:
The word agressive got me cracked up

Kondomatic:
Have you not seen boobs that got guts?


Hold them down with tight bra and the tits will still point out.


And they are normally round and always stand out like a rough 17 nut at the tip of 17 bolt

RoyalBlak007:
the rainbow girl...
[color=gold] is here ...[/color]

and u are here behind me

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=magenta]and u are here behind me [/color]

[color=gold] ..its all shades of wrong .

firstking01:
I can relate, nut and bolt...we carried out the practical on facing operation with lathe machine in the course machining tools and forging operation...btw, no spoil me abeg, ah wan make heaven, it was the shape of that guys head that got me roftl

RoyalBlak007:
..Nah...i cant be behind you.
[color=gold] ..its all shades of wrong .[/color]

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=deepskyblue]yet,here u are[/color]

[color=gold] ."all eyes on me" ..

RoyalBlak007:
...yeah ur right..
[color=gold] ."all eyes on me" ..[/color]

Waz wrong with ur main handle?

ILuvGummyBearz:
[color=dodgerblue]iz my main handle.....now[/color]

BrookTheBully:
I swear ah no even understand what this thread is all about



Am I the only one finding it difficult to comprehend what this thread is all about??

Fabulocity:
His topic is misleading. He means what you find attractive in the opposite sex or your spec, but he wrongly used the term "sexual orientation ".
Op, correct yourself. Sexual orientation refers to if one is gay, straight, bisexual or whatever.

Oh well, thanks ma'am

Silkmoth33:
An aromatous stenchy pussy

Ishilove:
This reminds me of an incident my sis told me about. She and some of her colleagues were gisting when one lady opened up on a very strange sexcapade.

She went on a date, one thing led to another and she found herself in a hotel room with the guy.

She stripped naked and excused herself to go 'freshen up'. The guy lay on the bed waiting while his deek rigidly stood horizontally, nodding in joyful expectation.

When she returned and lay beside him, he asked her

"What did you go and so in the bathroom?" the horny_ dude asked suspiciously.

"I went to wash up," came the candid reply.

"Wash what?!?" he asked, his erection_ beginning to shrivel.

She giggled, thinking he was being mischievous. The lady did not notice that her almost bedmate's phallus_ had shrunk from it's former turgid, cucumberesque proportions.

"What do you think I went to wash?" she coyly responded.

All hell was let loose.

"I want ya puzzay hot and stinky!" the man bawled. By this time his deek had become completely flaccid.

To paraphrase her, the guy preferred her punny 'stenchy and odorific,' so when she went and washed away the unpleasantly hot and musty aroma that envelopes certain puzzays after being encased in panties for long hours, his libido crashed like a camel collapsing in the desert and he almost wept in annoyance.

In other words, 'odorfious and wogo-wogo' puzeze's turn him on.

Insane stuff.