Ashbee, bibijay123, veekid, Leigh, creeza, xaviercasmir, pureheart91

Gabbyraze I am here o.

I like your story..please continue..it is now getting

Gabbyraze:
Ashbee, bibijay123, veekid, Leigh, creeza, xaviercasmir, pureheart91

After a long day at the cinema; feeding my eyes with this ain't bad; well-done dude

Gabbyraze:
Ashbee, bibijay123, veekid, Leigh, creeza, xaviercasmir, pureheart91

am here bro....following bumper to bumper, keep d good works coming.

Gabbyraze:
Ashbee, bibijay123, veekid, Leigh, creeza, xaviercasmir, pureheart91

EVER PRESENT

Thanks y'all...eyes don red o,bar tins..might update tonite,keyword.....MIGHT

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In the book, he listed the names of almost 20 people (classmates) who had over 5 carry overs between yr1 and yr3, then we started talking

Chizzy: Ken you know say you be my guy

Me: sure na, how e dey b

Chizzy: I go like make you run level for some people, this time na contract things because the c/o plenty

Me: ok na, u know my way, I no dey do play play package

Chizzy: Yes na, that's y I call u, make we plan am well but....

Me: but wetin

Chizzy: U gats remove money o, as e plenty so

Me: bros no b tomato and pepper b ds, u know say if e cast, na my head o

Chizzy: No worry

Me: Ok based on say u b my guy, I go run am 3.5 each, so u go tell dem 4k, d 5h ontop na ur cut

Chizzy: 5h ke!!!!!!....

Me: *smiles* guy me know say u go tell dem 5k sef, so calm down.

Chizzy: Ok, I go hala Emma and kizo (some of my cool classmates) make dem run some, u know say only u no fit run everytin...

Me: Nothing spoil, let them know say dem gats read o because you know how their way be

Chizzy : *laughs* u know say those guys na pa men (weed smokers)

Me: I don tell u my own o, i no wan forfeit my admission because of person

Chizzy: Ok, my plan be say, those unserious people wey get c/o, i go push their work give dem kizo based on say dem no go wan pay better money

Me: Ok na, any which way

We formatted a grand plan which is: Anybody who had more than 6 carry overs, we wont write all the exam, we go skip like one (*evil grin*), but we go collect complete money. I tried compelling chizzy to change the plan but ibo man with Benin sense, lailai, he was like, "if them pass 5 out of 6, dem go happy na, else make dem write d exam by themselves"....
Chai see wahala, make person no swear for me...that was the thought going through my mind as I walked home that evening.....
But the money ehn, the figures were just swirling in my head, at least I was sure of between 30k - 40k in two weeks but mehn, I was uncomfortable because I had to write different courses for different departments.
Plan in motion, all set

Ibo man with Benin sense, that part got me laffing hard,

Make Una try motivate me small na, ahan...
Aniways make i continue

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NEW DAWN

Exams in unizik is pretty straight forward, you present your school fees receipt and id card (either departmental, Gs or library) at the entrance of the exam venue and you are ushered in and allocated a seat. The invigilators are usually the lecturer in charge of the course, maybe a graduate assistant and 2 or 3 members of school security (hefty guys). As the exam proceeds, attendance sheet is passed to everybody to fill their necessary details and sometimes these invigilators will crosscheck randomly the name of the attendance with the name on your answer sheet, God help you if it dosent tally (na gobe be that). Most times if its the lecturer or graduate assistant that checks, you are made to fill the exam malpractice form and of course, be expecting a memo to be pasted in that department summoning you to a panel.

If you are caught by the security personnel, the kin slaps wey you go first collect ehn, e fit reset person medulla, after which they will take you to their office where more slaps and beating will be meted out to the person and finally na money you go take settle the case (lowest is 20k, if you get guys inside anti cult wey know you).

Its always advisable that, if you don't have a receipt and id card which will correspond with the details of the person you are writing for, don't fill the reg number on the answer sheet till when the coast is clear (end of exam) but fill the attendance with the details of the person you are writing for (very very risky), and if they are crosschecking, you just fill the reg number of the id card with you on the answer sheet and tell whosoever that is checking that you forgot to fill the attendance sheet when it passed through your seat (sounds simple abi, na mind o)....

Enough of the background information, back to my business

I had familiarized myself with some guys in Becky's hostel and one of them, sunny was in marketing department, 200level. On one of my visits, he called me aside and said he needed my assistance in one of his exams Mkt204 (business maths), i said ok, told him about the terms and conditions for business, which he agreed and he promised to get the textbook and course outline for me in a fortnight. Becky was like "ken na management science sunny dey o, if dem catch you nko", i just laughed feeling like superman and replied, "no worry, God dey with me" and she just shook her head in frustration and warned me against the action i was taking.

Fast forward to the exam day, i requested sunny to come to school and introduce me to his course rep (i no wan hear story that touch), having studied the topics he ticked in the textbook, and substituted his passport with mine in his Gs id card (laminated), i felt ready. We met with the course rep (who didn't know sunny that well), i spoke with him and he agreed to cover me incase of any mishap.

I told sunny to hang around, not too close to the exam hall incase someone who knows him comes around, we entered the hall, alas the course rep has spread the word that a 'machine' was in their midst, i just smile. Naso the lecturer and invigilators came in, after threatening to expose anybody who didn't belong there (machineries), they checked our credentials ( I was covered), and those that couldn't produce both receipt and id card were taken aside by the security personnel (only God knows their fate), question paper and answer sheets was shared and i got the bombshell of my life...

Cc bibijay123
Veekid
Leigh
Creeza
Xaviercasmir
Larabae
Ashbee

CONTINUE !!!!!!!!!

Still on the matter! Ride on brovar

Wanna specially invite my new friends here, I will update later tonight,had a busy day

Cc larabae13, collinometricx

Gabbyraze:
Wanna specially invite my new friends here, I will update later tonight,had a busy day

Cc larabae13, collinometricx

wow, can't wait for the update. gabby thanks for the mention...more ink to your pen

larabae13:
wow, can't wait for the update. gabby thanks for the mention...more ink to your pen

Thanks for stopping by

I dae your back like kilode

We don Show background. Ride on Bro..


R.O.U.N says so!! We are lovas of good stories only.

Creeza:
I dae your back like kilode

U b my Oga o....tank u

Pureheart91:
We don Show background. Ride on Bro..


R.O.U.N says so!! We are lovas of good stories only.

I troway salute for you o

Thoughtful...Nice

Done typing, will update soon. But I wanna ask, don't you guys have questions about the series of events or is it very straightforward

jojosweet:
Thoughtful...Nice

Na now you carry your small head come abi, oya give me hug then I will dedicate the next update to you

Make i derail this thread with my blue ink joooo.....


bros abeg carry on,
this na gbedu wer dey bust brain....
Lleigh, creeza... U re charged to court for not mentioning nastynic, jagugu, tuhndhay, adesina, Mitchell for this story....


Guilty or not Guilty

Cc nastynic, jagugu88li, Leigh, creeza, larabae12, pureheart91..... Pls call others, thank you

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You know that feeling of despair and total brain shutdown you get when you think you have everything on lock down only to find out that what you knew don't count....

That was what I felt after browsing through the questions, which comprised of 20 German obj (fill in the gap) and 5 theory (to answer 4), i found out that from the 10 topics sunny told me they treated, only 5 questions came out from them and these questions were in the section A (fill in the gap). I just begin sweat automatically, lost in thought and really pissed.


Any machinery worth his salt knows that you cant start stretching neck in an exam hall, or asking your seat mate solutions to the questions because it means you are invariably drawing attention to yourself and that is an invitation of wahala, I just tire inside that hall, begun scratch head and i just dey swear for sunny inside my mind, 'where i wan start from now' i thought aloud, at a point i wanted to submit and just leave thereby giving d mungo park sunny a resounding and astounding F but pride wouldn't let me, the pride of a confirm machinery is that, whatever the condition, however the situation might look, way must come out and so far the client no fail the course, u are cool and i was a CONFIRM MACHINERY...


Naso i sharply do the 5 wey i sabi, then sat back and started thinking and strategising while pretending to solve the other questions, N:B: Its not a course i have done before, hence the strategy.


On a second and third look at the theory questions, i found out they were kinda similar to what i read but somewhat deeper, sharp man like me, i just solved 3 questions halfway and smiled like a cat who just cornered a mouse, naso the course rep begin signal me to assist some of them o, for my mind, i was like 'which kin yawa be this na, dis men wan fall my hand', i told him i was still writing and just gave him a brief solution without tipping him off about my ignorance and discomfort, while my strategic thinking was going on, i heard a loud voice saying "Hey that guy in white shirt and the guy behind him in blue, stand up"...BHIM BHIM BHIM, sound of my heartbeat as i knew immediately shit is about to hit the fan, naso i stand o because i knew the man was talking to me and the pest of a guy behind me who has been a thorn in my flesh all through, the man came to us and asked what we were doing and i said, 'sir am sorry, he was asking me for calculator and since i was busy with it, i told him to wait but he persisted and that was why you saw us' (lies of course, the guy dey try dub my work), naso the man begin para for the guy o," all this unserious student", "block headed idiot", "am very sure you didn't come for my lectures","how can you come for an exam which involves calculation and you didn't bring a calculator" and the pest of a guy was trying to make a case for himself to which the man got angry and asked him pertinent details about the course and lectures which he couldn't answer, the man just vex collect him paper, and said "get out of here stupid boy, come back next year", chai for my mind ehn, na warning signal be that o, time to round up and roll out before water pass garri.


I just did the few I could, stretch neck small, fill in the section A and quietly submitted, and walked away. As i reach outside ehn, i first do sign of cross, heaved an heavy sigh of relief and started looking for shuttle that will take me to bus stand while the anger i had earlier supressed came out in full force and i just dey hiss inside shuttle, sunny must be a fool and an unserious idiot, i said to myself. I just put my earpiece, select my dope rap songs and let it soothe my frazzled nerves as i found my way home.

ONE WEEK LATER, SATURDAY MORNING


My Saturdays are usually lazy, i wake up late, warm my food, then hit the football field to play the round leather game. On this fateful Saturday, something made me wake up before 7, i decided to warm my soup, before indulging in whatever the day brings, while i was in the kitchen (self contain), my phone began to ring, in my mind i was like, 'ooooo which kin early morning call b dis na', entered my room and it was chizzy, chai this won't be good news, I spoke aloud, picked the phone and the conversation went thus:

Me: Bros how far

Chizzy: I dey, abeg where you dey

Me: I dey house, i just wake sef

Chizzy: Abeg I need your help, you fit show school sharply, level dey ground

Me: Oooooo, guy i no reason comot today at all and y u no tell me since

Chizzy: Guy e get as the mata b, abeg na 8.00 exam, just fly bike enter school abeg

Me: Guy ehn, which course sef

Chizzy: Mat111

Me: Ehn, guy u wan kee me, dat course strong o, na manage I take pass am sef

Chizzy: Guy no worry, just show abeg, make we run am anyhow, na MPH be d venue

Me: Ok i dey come

*phone drops*

As i entered the bathroom to bathe, i had a sinking feeling in the pit of my stomach

nastynic:
Make i derail this thread with my blue ink joooo.....


bros abeg carry on,
this na gbedu wer dey bust brain....
Lleigh, creeza... U re charged to court for not mentioning nastynic, jagugu, tuhndhay, adesina, Mitchell for this story....


Guilty or not Guilty

Guilty as charged

**as she quickly goes to buy popcorn from Adesina12 **

Gabbyraze:
Wanna specially invite my new friends here, I will update later tonight,had a busy day

Cc larabae13, collinometricx

Tnx

Gabbyraze U Too Much

Gabbyraze:
Ashbee, bibijay123, veekid, Leigh, creeza, xaviercasmir, pureheart91

loving your story more ink to your pen i am a newly admitted student physiology department in unizik

jnichole:
loving your story more ink to your pen i am a newly admitted student physiology department in unizik

Nice,enjoy your stay there,alot of things have changed now i believe...

nastynic:
Make i derail this thread with my blue ink joooo.....


bros abeg carry on,
this na gbedu wer dey bust brain....
Lleigh, creeza... U re charged to court for not mentioning nastynic, jagugu, tuhndhay, adesina, Mitchell for this story....


Guilty or not Guilty

Double Guilty...... Allow me consult the counsel to determine your fine

Abeg make Una forgive Leigh and creeza o, I go dedicate the next update to all the aforementioned names biko....

Nice Story Bro, following bumperlike..... Jagugu88li my dearie, come and feed your mind