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Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by Jazmiynne: 8:38pm On Dec 30, 2016
amicable09:

Just because I'm 32 doesn't mean I cannot write epistles. When I was younger I never travelled home, I just got this revelation of recent and decided that at 33 I'll have a different thread.

Bear with me.

royalemperors:

I wish you well ma!

But, please do endeavour to advice the younger girls when need be to treat and respect guys when they re still young, else they will still come up with such thread when all guys had left them because of their youthful behaviours. As I earlier stated, I wish you well dear!

Chai! Rotfl! grin grin cheesy cheesy

Amy ooooo you no kill person ontop Nairaland!

Lolz... Please we d younger girls are learning o

All the mails I get would be replied, every holiday would be spent in the village frying garri, and all my neighbours shall be blessed as I would be sweeping the street every morning cheesy
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by royalemperors: 8:39pm On Dec 30, 2016
amicable09:

Thank you sir.

I will. They are learning from me. Soon there will be no available single lady around cheesy

I am impressed by how matured you have showed thus far, when some other ladies would have flared up, you still remained calmed.

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Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by royalemperors: 8:40pm On Dec 30, 2016
Jazmiynne:





Chai! Rotfl!

Amy ooooo you no kill person ontop Nairaland!

Lolz... Please we d younger girls are learning o

All the mails I get would be replied, every holiday would be spent in the village frying garri, and all my neighbours shall be blessed as I would be sweeping the street every morning cheesy

even you?
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by Jazmiynne: 8:41pm On Dec 30, 2016
royalemperors:

even you?

Sir? smiley

Wharrappuned to even me?
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by royalemperors: 8:42pm On Dec 30, 2016
Jazmiynne:

Sir? smiley
Wharrappuned to even me?
Nothing youngy, was just greeting you.
I love the sound of your moniker when pronounced.
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by Jazmiynne: 8:46pm On Dec 30, 2016
royalemperors:

Nothing youngy, was just greeting you.

I love the sound of your moniker when pronounced.

Oh really...

Thank you very much sir cheesy

Ayam sure iffai keep appreciating every male compliment like this, I definitely would not remain spinster at 33 like my aunty Amy smiley
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by royalemperors: 8:50pm On Dec 30, 2016
Jazmiynne:


Oh really...

Thank you very much sir cheesy

Ayam sure iffai keep appreciating every male compliment like this, I definitely would not remain spinster at 33 like my aunty Amy smiley

Goodnight!
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by Jazmiynne: 8:52pm On Dec 30, 2016
royalemperors:

Goodnight!

Lol sleep well too cheesy
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by ideology(m): 9:02pm On Dec 30, 2016
mehn, this ain't fair cool cool cool cool
amicable09:

We've been with you since January and you didn't approach us, now we are sailing to our villages, sail along! cheesy
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by helper01(m): 9:08pm On Dec 30, 2016
Jazmiynne:


First of all, introduction, I am not a guy. cheesy

Secondly except you just use vocabulary without understanding, I think you should look at your post again.

You said there is "no gainsaying (which could be translated as no disputing or no contradicting) that her prior behaviour and treatment of the male folks are the cause of her present situation."
Which inferences that you are sure without any iota of doubt that she's still single because she has ill-treated men in her life.

And I am saying you have absolutely no right to make such definitive and conclusive statement because you do not know her and have no evidence to insinuate that this is the case.

There are a million and one reasons why women are single. So Oga, once again you are wrong! smiley


Oh and about ailments.... Lolz I didn't address that part to you. I'm sure Amy unlike some people can identify sarcasm when she sees it. cheesy

I thought you were male but in some climes my address of you is spot-on.
you can't just surmise I have no knowledge of her by mere looking of my chats with her, try and exercise caution and discretion next time in other to arrive at well-structured and accurate analysis and judgement.
with her post it is very lucid that she mistreated some of her suitors and most Nigerians girls are very guilty of that and you might not be an exemption (hence your hash and rash response), because it makes a false queen of them when they mete out such treatment, unknowingly to them that it will eventually be their bane.
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by Jazmiynne: 9:18pm On Dec 30, 2016
helper01:


I thought you were male but in some climes my address of you is spot-on.
you can't just surmise I have no knowledge of her by mere looking of my chats with her, try and exercise caution and discretion next time in other to arrive at well-structured and accurate analysis and judgement.
with her post it is very lucid that she mistreated some of her suitors and most Nigerians girls are very guilty of that and you might not be an exemption (hence your hash and rash response), because it makes a false queen of them when they mete out such treatment, unknowingly to them that it will eventually be their bane.

Oga TAKE A CHILL PILL!

Atake everything good beg you, don't spoil the fun of this thread by mentioning me again. undecided

If after reading through this thread from your previous mention down till now, you can still spew the above, then i'm sorry I cannot help your matter cheesy
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by helper01(m): 9:22pm On Dec 30, 2016
Jazmiynne:




Chai! Rotfl! grin grin cheesy cheesy

Amy ooooo you no kill person ontop Nairaland!

Lolz... Please we d younger girls are learning o

All the mails I get would be replied, every holiday would be spent in the village frying garri, and all my neighbours shall be blessed as I would be sweeping the street every morning cheesy

If such statements were made with sincerity and no form indifference and mimicry, well then, you might be among the lucky few that are saved.
I wish you well as you turn over a new leaf and forfeit all those odious Nigerian girls' attitudes like 'forming', coldshouldering. etc that drive away serious suitors.
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by Jazmiynne: 9:25pm On Dec 30, 2016
helper01:


If such statements were made with sincerity and no form indifference and mimicry, well then, you might be among the lucky few that are saved.
I wish you well as you turn over a new leaf and forfeit all those odious Nigerian girls' attitudes like 'forming', coldshouldering. etc that drive away serious suitors.

undecided undecided undecided undecided

Some people don't just get it shaaa!

Is it that our schools no longer teach figure of speech anymore? Or that the said individuals simply skipped the classes? angry



Anyways, Amy see ya later. I am not about to do this. smiley

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Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by kaboninc(m): 9:28pm On Dec 30, 2016
Jazmiynne:


Oh really...

Thank you very much sir cheesy

Ayam sure iffai keep appreciating every male compliment like this, I definitely would not remain spinster at 33 like my aunty Amy smiley

At 33?

Oya itafdo

Come lemme marry you quick quick

How weeee you let it reach 33? sad sad shocked
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by abimbawealth(f): 9:28pm On Dec 30, 2016
Apply within...








Will be back with requirements
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by Sleekyshuga(f): 9:31pm On Dec 30, 2016
amicable09:

Lolz. Shuga of life! grin
I dey o! No mind me, procrastination delayed my ringing your line while you were in camp. I'm currently in the village practicing the listed points tongue, will call as soon as it's time to arrange for bridal train grin
I didn't go to camp.. Wait!! Which of the camp? DLBC camp or NYSC camp grin? The camps don too plenty for my hand.. I came to say farewell to my pitakwa people grin..

Nne, I will be waiting for that call biko.. My gown must very long (sweeping the ground if possible), and my weave, 30 inches..


Keep your phones close cheesy
They are over close kiss cheesy..
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by Lero15(m): 10:23pm On Dec 30, 2016
BARAJ92:
lastmumu , Lero15 , wroskian where are you guys, I thought ............

Lol. We dey feed her goats grin

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Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by luminouz(m): 11:08pm On Dec 30, 2016
royalemperors:

Which ginaz are you talking about bro, my ginaz or there is another ginaz on Nairaland?
Ur ginaz? shocked d fvck u talking about bruh? No make me vex for u o! DAT girl is mine...deal with it bruh! tongue
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by Berbierklaus(f): 11:19pm On Dec 30, 2016
This thread reeks of desperation,
women really want to marry,Then y'all need to stop this online bragging and get down licking the asses of the men

Unless it's all jokes though
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by chronique(m): 11:32pm On Dec 30, 2016
helper01:


your post reeks of immense and elephantine misconceptions thereby making your ideals vague and jocular and your fruitless attempt to divorce morals from reality(life events) by depriving marriage its momentousness and decideratum corroborates your netheream and neanderthal-like stratum of apprehension and acuity.

You lack effective communication skills. Using big vocabulary does not mean that you're passing a message and communicating to everyone; of what use would your vocabulary be to those who do not understand? At the end of the day, you've succeeded in impressing nobody.

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Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(f): 4:55am On Dec 31, 2016
Jazmiynne:




Chai! Rotfl! grin grin cheesy cheesy

Amy ooooo you no kill person ontop Nairaland!

Lolz... Please we d younger girls are learning o

All the mails I get would be replied, every holiday would be spent in the village frying garri, and all my neighbours shall be blessed as I would be sweeping the street every morning cheesy
Hahahaha.
If you do all these, happy will you be cheesy but in the village no network to reply mails as such my younger baby grin just make do with frying garri and pounding fufu tongue

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Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(f): 4:58am On Dec 31, 2016
Jazmiynne:


Oh really...

Thank you very much sir cheesy

Ayam sure iffai keep appreciating every male compliment like this, I definitely would not remain spinster at 33 like my aunty Amy smiley
Lolz.
Your head there! grin

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Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(f): 5:04am On Dec 31, 2016
helper01:


I thought you were male but in some climes my address of you is spot-on.
you can't just surmise I have no knowledge of her by mere looking of my chats with her, try and exercise caution and discretion next time in other to arrive at well-structured and accurate analysis and judgement.
with her post it is very lucid that she mistreated some of her suitors and most Nigerians girls are very guilty of that and you might not be an exemption (hence your hash and rash response), because it makes a false queen of them when they mete out such treatment, unknowingly to them that it will eventually be their bane.
Mr helper, you've accused me of too many things on just one thread. I'm not sure we've met outside this thread before or have we

Which post exactly did I mistreat some of my suitors? I don't remember. You are semi uptight for a section like this, I am actually here to have fun. Loosen up!
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(f): 5:06am On Dec 31, 2016
abimbawealth:
Apply within...







Will be back with requirements
Lol. Abimba which job are we to apply for?
Ayam interested. I've got what it takes cheesy
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(f): 5:24am On Dec 31, 2016
Sleekyshuga:

I didn't go to camp.. Wait!! Which of the camp? DLBC camp or NYSC camp grin? The camps don too plenty for my hand.. I came to say farewell to my pitakwa people grin..

Nne, I will be waiting for that call biko.. My gown must be very long (sweeping the ground if possible), and my weave, 30 inches..



They are over close kiss cheesy..
Lolz. The camps don plenty no be small grin
NYSC camp sha. You had fun while there more than I expected, nice! Now pitakwa will really miss you. When are you relocating?

Your gown will be very long
Maka why? Are you the bride or you want to steal my show? tongue. I will orchestrate the whole thing including the style and length of your gown cheesy. My tailor will take care of that grin. You will fix expression weave... lol. It's going to be budget friendly.

I trust your phones... always in your waist bag. My call will not be missed cheesy

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Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(f): 5:26am On Dec 31, 2016
ideology:
mehn, this ain't fair cool cool cool cool
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy I'll draw up a fair plan when it's the turn for city bachelors.

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Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by amicable09(f): 5:30am On Dec 31, 2016
Berbierklaus:
This thread reeks of desperation,
women really want to marry,Then y'all need to stop this online bragging and get down licking the asses of the men

Unless it's all jokes though
It actually is.
... All jokes I mean.

But I'll like to ask what you mean by getting down to lick the asses of men. Do you mean take whatever mean treatment meted out to ladies by unscrupulous men? Isn't that then desperation in deed?
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by Ezeugostephen(m): 7:08am On Dec 31, 2016
I have made up my mind to settle down come august 2017.
but my challenge now is that I need a Lady age 21 to 30yrs
educated and most in all she should be financially okay or family (may sound odd but am keen)
I base in Lagos at the island.
a lot to get acquainted with her if am lucky to find her.
reach me on 08099394589
Stephen

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Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by Jazmiynne: 7:33am On Dec 31, 2016
amicable09:

Hahahaha.
If you do all these, happy will you be cheesy but in the village no network to reply mails as such my younger baby grin just make do with frying garri and pounding fufu tongue


Pounding fufu kwa? shocked shocked

Biko I no want the village men again (even if that is where I can find all the nde abroad embarassed ) .

The men here in lagos love mama nkechi's fresh fufu and in fact even if she travels or is unavailable, I know all d fufu joints where I can buy.
Ị bịa na-asị na m ga-aga obodo nta na-agbaji n'úkwù m sad

What if it is when I travel that kaboninc now sends me that mail to save me from reaching 33? How would I reply him kwanu? E go jus become penny wise, pound foolish.

Biko I no want again tongue

You go and meet them in the village as age is no longer on your side, when they return from the village, kai na kpa cheesy

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Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by karleone(m): 7:37am On Dec 31, 2016
Ezeugostephen:
I have made up my mind to settle down come august 2017.
but my challenge now is that I need a Lady age 21 to 30yrs
educated and most in all she should be financially okay or family (may sound odd but am keen)
I base in Lagos at the island.
a lot to get acquainted with her if am lucky to find her.
reach me on 08099394589
Stephen

Take your search to the Newspaper Columns. Or you can as well print posters grin You know the campaign posters right? smiley
But wait, do you expect a girl of 21years to be financially okay, when she's still in the University?
Bros, just hook up with one fine babe around your area, groom her to wifey material, marry her. Or, like Amicable09 said, go to your village and pick one (who returned for I-de-find-husband-sake) gringringrin

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Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by kaboninc(m): 7:38am On Dec 31, 2016
Jazmiynne:


Pounding fufu kwa? shocked shocked

Biko I no want gbe village men again. The men here in lagos love mama nkechi's fresh fufu and in fact even if she travels or is unavailable, I know all d fufu joints where I can buy.
Ị bịa na-asị na m ga-aga obodo nta na-agbaji n'úkwù m sad

What if it is when I travel that kaboninc now sends me that mail to save me from reaching 33? How would I reply him kwanu? E go jus become penny wise, pound foolish.

Biko I no want again tongue

You go and meet them in the village as age is no longer on your side, when they return from the village, kai na kpa cheesy


Hahahaha....

You're just sooooo sweet.

Am glad am making a very sound decision by marrying you now that you're 33.

cheesy cheesy cheesy

Please leave Amy oh, you can find your groom anywhere...
Re: EXCLUSIVE: 2017 Brides-to-be by Jazmiynne: 7:42am On Dec 31, 2016
kaboninc:


At 33?

Oya itafdo

Come lemme marry you quick quick

How weeee you let it reach 33? sad sad shocked

Lolz hahahahahahaaa kaboninc this your marriage offer worries me o ehn kwa...

How would I know for sure now that it is true love and that you have not only just taken pity on me?

Mba nu regardless of what that yeye biological clock is saying, M ka na-achọ ezi ịhụnanya nke si ri gi nnobi kputa...

So i will wait sir... The love has to be true cheesy

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