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Just like every other love stories... This handsome dude met his heartthrob at his mother's grocery shop, when she came asking for a "Very Big Cucumber"... Lol

Recounting the special moment, the lovely couple decided to portray the scene in their lovely pre-wedding shoot.


See below...

Cc: Lalasticlala

http://www.thisisnaija.com/2017/02/need-very-big-cucumber-man-recounts-how.html?m=1

Very funny



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scene 1,vegetable market Benin city,scene 2,Benin Golf course.,nice one

Lol.......

Hope the man has big cucumber that can satisfy the damsel!

Wow

What cucumber has brought together,
let no man put assunder

Lol

People can lie sha

Any spirit of chidinma okeke that would want to make you to be tired of your husband NEPA pole after marriage should fall die and quench.

God has remove cucumber from ur life and it will remain so till eternity.
Amen !

So we should fry beans abi?

CaroLyner:
What cucumber has brought together,
let no man put assunder

and where two or more girls are gathered, cucumber must be involve

Lovely !

Eat well and eat right, rest when necessary, eats lots of fruits like : cucumber and watermelon, drink plenty of water, exercise moderately according to need, you will always have the strength to please madam.

https://www.nairaland.com/2913203/herbal-tea-secrete-fathers-used in curing PreMAture ExPULsion and E.D

Dont complain to us when she starts doing cucumber

greatgod2012:
Lol.......

Hope the man has big cucumber that can satisfy the damsel!

them use dick swear for una

So size matters

Is she a Jew from the red soil region?

Na their food.

ipobbigot7:
Is she a Jew from the red soil region?

Na their food.

Seems being cone headed prevents ones brain from developing properly.

Back to the post:

I wonder what would be his fate when she meets a bigger cucumber like mine

wetin she de use am do before.......? na only queation ask

Hmm. Cucumber? Be sure u have urs bigger Dan cucumber else she'll value cucumber more than u. My 5 cent

She will need a bigger cucumber soon

bro, make sure she have a very big cumcuber for aous or she find elsewhere

Ishilove see how they used ordinary cucumber to toast this fine geh, you be there waiting for who will write you harvard standard love letter

I hope you have a big 'natural' cucumber brah.

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I hope you have sampled it very well. She did not come to buy big cucumber for nothing o, ehen. We no wan read headline for NL like " my wife is never satisfied with sex, I suspect she is cheating on me". No story ooo

Hmmmm

Ok

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