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The worst lie is that forced confession that Nairaland imposes on you when you make a comment in the Islam for muslims Section

Someone told me that naira would be 100 to a dollar by December

horses used in war films are immune to bullets.

Lie dey ooo.... My guy bin dey tell me say in don travel out of country and e no even get international passport

When ladies tell me they do not intend to have sex till marriage........diabolical liars..

"That there's hell"

That Nigeria Vs India match. Fifa self no get the record

Epositive:
someone told me 2pac is still alive

Indeed, He is alive . Do you waña doubt it?

That Arsenal will win the league

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My brother told me that he went to Ogba market yesterday. According to him, an he goat consumed a bag of Garri under ten minutes

Tadeknkeepcalm:
The face you make when someone tells you he has finished temple run

But, I finished Temple run

I was told then as a child that if I bathed with bleach, I'll become white "oyibo pepper" See me bathing with one full jik bleach after then and........ U know the rest

My mummy saying she didn't trouble her parents at all!

Am always like "Wow mum! Yu can lie for africa"

Someone told Mii Dino served in 1999 but got his NYSC certificate in 2001

femmy2010:
"That is me in the blue shorts..... etc "

. dino melieing

Broz I no fit talk am. I don go wait woman wey Neva even skim her papa comot go buy pure water for airport. She said, I am almost boarding my flight.. Wait me at the airport. Broz I maaad. Fresh bobi.. God purnish that girl sha...

When I was in primary school, I tried really hard for people to believe that I had flown in a plane before. I told them that I opened the window and caught the clouds. That it tasted like cotton candy. But my mum warned me that it can kill.

That $1 will equal N1 when they win Nigerian presidential election.
Though I didn't buy the lie o, many of my gullible compatriots did.

ajalawole:
That Nigeria Vs India match. Fifa self no get the record

Hahahaha ..dem say keeper dey see three balls at the same time

Blood later came out

ThankYouGod:
India beat Nigeria 100:1. And it was Segun Odegbami that scored the only goal for Nigeria. He eventually retired from playing football due to the injury he sustained when he scored that one goal.

That during one match one player wanted to chest ball and it turned to lion
That someone wanted to kick the ball and it turned to stone
And the two players died
Im mot sure if it was about the same match

In my teens years, my mum once told me that, If I allow any man to hug me, I will be pregnant. Also, I saw one of my big aunties with a Pad she just turn the matter say na new design for sponge.

one of my secondary school classmates told us his dad had a phyton which he coils ariund himself when he goes to d farm.u go fear hunting phyton na.

A girl once told me her father owns six hotels that's why i see her in different hotels.

dunkem21:
Hahahaha ..dem say keeper dey see three balls at the same time

and that the ball dey turn to lion

chiraqDemon:
That during one match one player wanted to chest ball and it turned to lion
That someone wanted to kick the ball and it turned to stone
And the two players died
I'm not sure if it was about the same match

It's the same one na...



and that's the reason why India was banned from playing football...

onosprince:
My friend bought a tv and said his girlfriend bought it for him just so we would like her.

lol! love can make a fool out of a sensible man.

Dick Suckin Can Make Me Pregnant... Fear Catch Me O

That nairaland moderators have sense.

When someone said that our presido PMB (chilling in London by then) has kicked the bucket. I don't know the someone but I know that the lie was tailored by someone.