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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by kingNovak: 10:49pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
ThankYouGod:so dem follow tell u dis lie? Dem say if the Indians shoot d ball, our goal keeper go see lion or tiger approaching so he wouldn't be able to stop it from entering. 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Jaymaxxy(m): 10:49pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
INDIA - 99 NIGERIA- 1 STILL LOOKING FOR PERSON WEY INVENT THAT LIE. I NO FIT FOGIVE AM. 14 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by FILEBE(m): 10:50pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
blank: ha! bet why? lo and behold! the world stood still after hearing this |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by tosyne2much(m): 10:50pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
I have a friend who is a chronic liar, so I will share one of his greatest punchlines Tosin, abeg give me garri make I drink... Na pounded yam my mumsy cook but I no gree chop am because the okra soup too draw jawe It keeps me wondering what manner of lies can people unleash 9 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by fpeter(f): 10:50pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
younghartz: Tell me more....this sounds interesting. |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Emerituz(m): 10:51pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
Someone once told me that POWEBIKES do FLY |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by dacovajnr: 10:52pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
A girl had told me that Her Dad eats Breakfast in Germany,lunch in japan and Dinner in South Africa on same day 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by FILEBE(m): 10:53pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
zeezeegal: hmmn. since u knew it was lie...u have now been lolipoping things abi? 16 Likes
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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by slyd90(m): 10:53pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
lol..when she say she never ever Mess before.... 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by sunneskiano: 10:54pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
when phone was first come out a friend of mine that got one told me that when he was passing under power line station in Oshogbo the phone he the battery of battery he hold has already full before he get home just because he pass under power line 8 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by sarrki(m): 10:55pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
dacovajnr: very possible with your private jet money answereth all things 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Oscar4real(m): 10:55pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
I was told that if I use torch light and flash d sky, I will receive a dirty slap from God immediatly 20 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by zeezeegal(m): 10:57pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
FILEBE:Nah... Am A Virgin |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Phi001(m): 10:57pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
Actually, the most practical lie I've seen happened when I was undergoing JSS1 interview... I saw human beings, made of flesh and blood, trying to use fork and knife to eat bread, stew and tea, all in an attempt to look cool... 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Emerituz(m): 10:57pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
[quote author=Actuarydeji post=54948489]My brother told me that he went to Ogba market yesterday. According to him, an he goat consumed a bag of Garri under ten minutes [this one hard o] 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Bamz(m): 10:57pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
That EM-EM-EM would never crash..... 4 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Phi001(m): 10:58pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by ncoolsome(m): 10:58pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
my primary sch teacher told me the sun rises in the east n sets in the west.. |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by doris4u(f): 10:59pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
A guy on social media told me he is London whereas he is in Enugu. He Neva knew we share a mutual friend but I still pretend not to know. 3 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by FILEBE(m): 11:00pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
some people come here and be lieing lies. issoraite! that's fine. no problem. Lainas and Lienus Igbokwes. wehdone Sirs/mas 2 Likes
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Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by switdil(f): 11:01pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
My parent said we can't be cos we are not soulmate |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Beadex1(m): 11:01pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
Well the greatest lie i have heard in my twenty something years on earth was how masquarade dressing business will create 100,000 thousand jobs for the youth and it was from Lai . I cant figure out how this will be done up till now 8 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Phi001(m): 11:02pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
ncoolsome:Well, that's not wrong... 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by zeezeegal(m): 11:02pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
Phi001:U Knw |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by ipobarecriminals: 11:04pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
that if dem nor free onikuje of kujeland aka directionless dilector, Niagara go burn. Whosai! ? Niagara still dey and onikuje the fake jews still dey KUJE.* waka out sharp, dodge stone,knives, forks * 5 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by SEEDORF441(m): 11:04pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
some1 told me dat drogba is from Nigeria dat his real name is aderogba 8 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by pizzylee(m): 11:05pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
sm1 said his dad was walking under d rain without umbrella n water didn't touch him 2 Likes |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by Nobody: 11:05pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
ken19: "I'm the one and only" |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by dacovajnr: 11:06pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
sarrki:Haba Baami! Na Concord be the private jet? 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by pizzylee(m): 11:06pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
SEEDORF441:lol, good lawd! |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by ncoolsome(m): 11:07pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
Phi001: lol..the sun doesn't rise or set rather the earth rotate n revolve around it..i guess u still believe such lies.. 1 Like |
Re: What's The Worst Lie Someone Has Ever Told You? by moorme(m): 11:08pm On Mar 25, 2017 |
TINALETC3: You learnt in a worst way! lol 1 Like 1 Share |
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