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What Would You Do If Your 'toaster' Sent You This? by epelumi42(m): 8:28pm On Apr 10, 2017
I long to see you cry, to see tears fall gently from your eyes as the morning dewdrops. I want to see your eyes burn with heat close to the scorching daylight sun. I want to see your heart wrenched into pieces as an egg shell sent to arrest the hammer.
I want to see you curled up in loneliness without a pillow to hug, lost in desperation as a chick in the middle of a big forest. I want to feel your heart struggle hard inside you, writhing in unspeakable pain.
I wait to see your lips in blisters, patterned with holes like Nigerian roads. I want you to feel the devil breathing down your neck as you sit alone in the toilet ridding your bowels of blood and guts.
I would desire to see those and more, unless you yield your heart away and let me be your guardian angel.
Re: What Would You Do If Your 'toaster' Sent You This? by Man90(m): 8:32pm On Apr 10, 2017
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Re: What Would You Do If Your 'toaster' Sent You This? by dingbang(m): 8:43pm On Apr 10, 2017
Empty threats
Re: What Would You Do If Your 'toaster' Sent You This? by eezeribe(m): 8:50pm On Apr 10, 2017
epelumi42:
I long to see you cry, to see tears fall gently from your eyes as the morning dewdrops. I want to see your eyes burn with heat close to the scorching daylight sun. I want to see your heart wrenched into pieces as an egg shell sent to arrest the hammer.
I want to see you curled up in loneliness without a pillow to hug, lost in desperation as a chick in the middle of a big forest. I want to feel your heart struggle hard inside you, writhing in unspeakable pain.
I wait to see your lips in blisters, patterned with holes like Nigerian roads. I want you to feel the devil breathing down your neck as you sit alone in the toilet ridding your bowels of blood and guts.
I would desire to see those and more, unless you yield your heart away and let me be your guardian angel.


Meaningless
Re: What Would You Do If Your 'toaster' Sent You This? by masseratti: 9:03pm On Apr 10, 2017
Why would anyone want to be with someone with an evil thought?
That's not a toaster,but a roaster.

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Re: What Would You Do If Your 'toaster' Sent You This? by epelumi42(m): 10:39pm On Apr 10, 2017
eezeribe:

Meaningless
you've missed the point of the post.

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