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Fifthcolumnist:
They are from a particular tribe




na joke o

I know they'll come for me for this comment

*climbs bridge railings

and plunges into the lagoon

lagoon?

may your troublesome soul....

LethargiQue:
Rev. Fr. Firstking

Don't give me instructions on how to run my relationships..

Don't do to other girls what you wouldn't want me to do to your sister.

You made a nice list but my problem with this your list is the wrapper you included. Should we say any woman who ties wrapper is dirty?, did some of you forget your mothers do tie wrappers and they're not dirty.

Miniskirt:
Some potentially Lazy housewives, even with these laid out symptoms and signs, will come and interpret this thread as a thread to bash them..



Mentally retarded cretins..


Let those lazy potato sacks and liabilities know that there is reward for labour..


There's one idiot lazy lady lying on my couch right now,
thinking one Knight in shiny armor will come and marry her after all these signs are branded on her forehead for the world to see...

Overdue tenant in dreamland..


The lazy thing slept till 10, and the first thing she did this morning was look for the Gotv remote that her Telemundo show has already started..

Lol you are mean.

kimbra:
You made a nice list but my problem with this your list is the wrapper you included. Should we say any woman who ties wrapper is dirty?, did some of you forget your mothers do tie wrappers and they're not dirty.

The OP is only talking about young girls who tie wrapper around the streets

i agree wt all d points except no.1
u knw dat wrapprs are traditional wears for women in naija except now dat civilization and socialization have compelled dem to wearin
bonshots n skimpy skirts. a lady putin on wraper does not mean dat she is dirty or lazi

Bumbae1:

Lol safiaa wetin u do these guys o

Chai savagery much

I don't know the correlation between the lady and this article even though I know what you are talking about.

So tosyne2much, u no fit add "they talk back rudely when you try to correct them"?


you still oshoko's state?

wristbangle:
It's often said that love is not enough to walk down the aisle with a lady because there are other basic things to be taken into consideration, and failure to do so causes a lot problems in marriage.

Though, every lady has her own flaws but there are some irritating attributes many ladies posses such as laziness and dirtiness which will cause more problems in marriage.

Now, let's observe the signs that a lady will become a lazy and dirty housewife

She ties wrapper everywhere

Listen up! Most young ladies who tie wrapper everywhere are liable to become lazy and dirty housewives. It's very shameful to see a young girl of about twenty years parading one street to another with wrapper without even seeing anything wrong with it. Most of these ladies are potential lazy housewives and every man should take a drift at the sight of such ladies.

Lack of enthusiasm towards domestic work

It's such a big turn off seeing some ladies forming Behind and they will pile up their dirty clothes and kitchen utensils for weeks and will cause global warming to the nation. These ladies are spoilt brat and will sit their ass down in their bedroom watching their mothers doing the cooking and washing alone. We don't need the likes of tosyne2much and lalasticlala to tell us that they are potential lazy housewives.

Mouth Odour

Many of us might have had encounter with ladies who don't take proper care of their body. They are more concerned about looking Behind than having personal hygiene. The stench of their mouth odour during love making will quickly revert your joystick back to its default state. These ones will definitely become lazy asses after marriage.

Her room is usually littered up

Some ladies are just so dirty that they only clean up their rooms when they know a man is coming around. Try to give them an impromptu visit and you should see their undies littered everywhere. The stench of their dirty undies will quickly drive you out of their rooms with immediate effect. They usually justify their laziness and dirtiness by saying are aren't house maids and can never help any man boyfriends wash his clothes or underwears

She over sleeps

Potential lazy house wives don't usually wake up early on the morning. It's either they wake up around 10am or 11am and when they wake up, the first thing they do is launch into their Facebook and Instagram and reply messages for about an hour before thinking of rising from the bed. They sleep with their legs wide open and their snore can be hard kilometres away.

She is a ardent fan of Soap Operas and Reality Shows

These are ladies that are BBA and BBNaija freaks. They don't equip themselves to help a man's dreams come true, but are usually concerned about how T. Boss and Bisola don't merit BBNaija. They wake up at midnight just to watch irrelevant TV shows since they are so sure that a rich man will surely come from nowhere to marry them no matter how unproductive they are.

She eats junks and barely cooks

Ibised to think it was a mere exaggeration that some ladies can't even cook noodles let alone jollof rice. They are fond of eating junks and will claim that they don't really like local foods. You see them parading eateries with men just to eat gala, sharwama, cake and soft drinks for months without stepping a foot in the kitchen. The moment you ask them when last they purchased food stuffs in market, you automatically become their enemy of progress.

She talks about her love for house maids

You are not yet married to them and they're already telling you how many maids they want when they get married. As ridiculous as it sounds, they even want their maids to watch their pants and bras, and if possible help them brush their teeth and bathe them. Most ladies like this will end up becoming lazy and dirty housewives and will only keep their men frustrated

summary!

don't marry black baboons

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wristbangle:
It's often said that love is not enough to walk down the aisle with a lady because there are other basic things to be taken into consideration, and failure to do so causes a lot problems in marriage.

Though, every lady has her own flaws but there are some irritating attributes many ladies posses such as laziness and dirtiness which will cause more problems in marriage.

Now, let's observe the signs that a lady will become a lazy and dirty housewife

She ties wrapper everywhere

Listen up! Most young ladies who tie wrapper everywhere are liable to become lazy and dirty housewives. It's very shameful to see a young girl of about twenty years parading one street to another with wrapper without even seeing anything wrong with it. Most of these ladies are potential lazy housewives and every man should take a drift at the sight of such ladies.

Lack of enthusiasm towards domestic work

It's such a big turn off seeing some ladies forming Behind and they will pile up their dirty clothes and kitchen utensils for weeks and will cause global warming to the nation. These ladies are spoilt brat and will sit their ass down in their bedroom watching their mothers doing the cooking and washing alone. We don't need the likes of tosyne2much and lalasticlala to tell us that they are potential lazy housewives.

Mouth Odour

Many of us might have had encounter with ladies who don't take proper care of their body. They are more concerned about looking Behind than having personal hygiene. The stench of their mouth odour during love making will quickly revert your joystick back to its default state. These ones will definitely become lazy asses after marriage.

Her room is usually littered up

Some ladies are just so dirty that they only clean up their rooms when they know a man is coming around. Try to give them an impromptu visit and you should see their undies littered everywhere. The stench of their dirty undies will quickly drive you out of their rooms with immediate effect. They usually justify their laziness and dirtiness by saying are aren't house maids and can never help any man boyfriends wash his clothes or underwears

She over sleeps

Potential lazy house wives don't usually wake up early on the morning. It's either they wake up around 10am or 11am and when they wake up, the first thing they do is launch into their Facebook and Instagram and reply messages for about an hour before thinking of rising from the bed. They sleep with their legs wide open and their snore can be hard kilometres away.

She is a ardent fan of Soap Operas and Reality Shows

These are ladies that are BBA and BBNaija freaks. They don't equip themselves to help a man's dreams come true, but are usually concerned about how T. Boss and Bisola don't merit BBNaija. They wake up at midnight just to watch irrelevant TV shows since they are so sure that a rich man will surely come from nowhere to marry them no matter how unproductive they are.

She eats junks and barely cooks

Ibised to think it was a mere exaggeration that some ladies can't even cook noodles let alone jollof rice. They are fond of eating junks and will claim that they don't really like local foods. You see them parading eateries with men just to eat gala, sharwama, cake and soft drinks for months without stepping a foot in the kitchen. The moment you ask them when last they purchased food stuffs in market, you automatically become their enemy of progress.

She talks about her love for house maids

You are not yet married to them and they're already telling you how many maids they want when they get married. As ridiculous as it sounds, they even want their maids to watch their pants and bras, and if possible help them brush their teeth and bathe them. Most ladies like this will end up becoming lazy and dirty housewives and will only keep their men frustrated

Body Odour is an Amazing sign she'll be Dirty,lemme read again to know she can be a Lazy wife.

Fifthcolumnist:
They are from a particular tribe


na joke o
I know they'll come after me for this comment
*climbs bridge railings
and plunges into the lagoon

You are very correct Yoruba girls like the tosyne guy said has mouth odor.

tosyne2much:
This article is an eye opener for guys and I want to thank you, oga Wristbangle, because I have learnt a thing or two from your write-up.

Let me also add mine and keep the ministry moving.

9. They come to Nairaland to Advise their fellow Ladies against Broke Guys

Most ladies who form relationship experts on social media and talk about their hatred for broke guys are usually ladies ridden with laziness and greediness. They have no special abilities than can be exhibited to make money, they have no gifts and talents, no goals, no dreams and ambitions in life. They spend time looking at the mirror and how to enlarge their butts and bosoms just to attract the best of chairmen. Their only ambition in life is to get married and sit their asses down at home while the man struggles his life out. They usually justify their laziness by saying a man is meant to provide for his family not a women. Only a man without goals or visions go put that kind woman for house.

10. They are ardent lover of elaborate Wedding

They are easy to spot by the way they talk especially in the area of marriage. These are the ones who always talk about how they can't settle down with a man that earns less than N100k per month; they talk about how flamboyant their wedding will be and will frustrate any man that initiates a low key wedding; they talk about how their love for already made men and will always throw themselves cheaply at these men, they have no jobs but will talk about how they can't settle down with a man in a two bedroom apartment but a duplex; they refer to a guy as a broke dude just because he doesn't spend on frivolities. These are ladies that don't even have up to 10k in their bank accounts but want an elaborate wedding of two million Naira. Any man that marries these types of ladies will only go back from frying pan to fire.

My fellow Nairaland guys, I pray that we will not fall in the hands of these daughters of Jezebel

That Number 9 sha . If you say Sa and somebody answer fia. I no call anybody name o.

Miniskirt:
Some potentially Lazy housewives, even with these laid out symptoms and signs, will come and interpret this thread as a thread to bash them..



Mentally retarded cretins..


Let those lazy potato sacks and liabilities know that there is reward for labour..


There's one idiot lazy lady lying on my couch right now,
thinking one Knight in shiny armor will come and marry her after all these signs are branded on her forehead for the world to see...

Overdue tenant in dreamland..


The lazy thing slept till 10, and the first thing she did this morning was look for the Gotv remote that her Telemundo show has already started..

that one na phuck and go!

k

Omotayor123:
Op is so on point... It seems he has an encounter with most of them

hope you are not one too ?

.........like this lady below

Fifthcolumnist:
They are from a particular tribe




na joke o

I know they'll come after me for this comment

*climbs bridge railings

and plunges into the lagoon

we know ya talking about AFONJA girls

Dirty/ blackened armpit yet go wearing sleeveless

Smelly/unkempt Hair

Body stench that can suffocate any living thing arnd her

Unshaven / blackened/$melly lil sis down dere

Dingy wears

Fifthcolumnist:
They are from a particular tribe




na joke o

I know they'll come after me for this comment

*climbs bridge railings

and plunges into the lagoon

when did you become this?...

Amebo Op. Can't you do reseach and write on more educating topics than exposing women flaws? Don't you have your own flaws? Eh minister of women affairs.

this is fantastically correct I agree wit u some ladies ar gullible dey ar nt willing to be productive by instead prefer wasting money

kimbra:
You made a nice list but my problem with this your list is the wrapper you included. Should we say any woman who ties wrapper is dirty?, did some of you forget your mothers do tie wrappers and they're not dirty.

No mind d op Jor.


rapper and mouth odour no follow,infact I like dat rapper oo

if I nid m na just to draw m from onesid then enter once begin dey do m.

Fifthcolumnist:
They are from a particular tribe




na joke o

I know they'll come after me for this comment

*climbs bridge railings

and plunges into the lagoon

U kill urself by urself

wristbangle:
Lol you are also on point as well. They are just too many here in Ajegunle

relocate to mushin asap

tosyne2much:
This article is an eye opener for guys and I want to thank you, oga Wristbangle, because I have learnt a thing or two from your write-up.

Let me also add mine and keep the ministry moving.

9. They come to Nairaland to Advise their fellow Ladies against Broke Guys

Most ladies who form relationship experts on social media and talk about their hatred for broke guys are usually ladies ridden with laziness and greediness. They have no special abilities than can be exhibited to make money, they have no gifts and talents, no goals, no dreams and ambitions in life. They spend time looking at the mirror and how to enlarge their butts and bosoms just to attract the best of chairmen. Their only ambition in life is to get married and sit their asses down at home while the man struggles his life out. They usually justify their laziness by saying a man is meant to provide for his family not a women. Only a man without goals or visions go put that kind woman for house.

10. They are ardent lover of elaborate Wedding

They are easy to spot by the way they talk especially in the area of marriage. These are the ones who always talk about how they can't settle down with a man that earns less than N100k per month; they talk about how flamboyant their wedding will be and will frustrate any man that initiates a low key wedding; they talk about how their love for already made men and will always throw themselves cheaply at these men, they have no jobs but will talk about how they can't settle down with a man in a two bedroom apartment but a duplex; they refer to a guy as a broke dude just because he doesn't spend on frivolities. These are ladies that don't even have up to 10k in their bank accounts but want an elaborate wedding of two million Naira. Any man that marries these types of ladies will only go back from frying pan to fire.

My fellow Nairaland guys, I pray that we will not fall in the hands of these daughters of Jezebel

AMEN

that'll be a bondage ooooo

Alero3Arubi:
Are you tosyne2much?
Biko?
Anuhukwa nsogbo were
Bia kpa chiri Anya gi oooo.
Onye zuzu.

Which kain backyard Igbo be this na?
Instead of tearing the language apart, kukuma write in English na.

True true, some ladies are fantastiscally dirty

VaselineForMen:
d op is a wristbangle

did u guy see dat

d op is a wristbangle

Hahahahaha Lmao