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Sincere4u:
pls don't love this write up.

pocohantas:
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For those end time boys, that will know their friend is cheating on his babe but be calling her "our wife"...amadioha will visit you.

pocohantas:
*I know some of you will come here to say money is all that matters but pls, don't, I repeat...don't ever use money to get a woman. It's a weak way out, she'll chop your money and go. She might stick to you as her pension manager while getting sweet love from someone else. Your money would be used to cover their overhead costs.

*When you find a good woman, keep her. Don't go sleeping around. Vaginas are the same, maybe a lil difference in the diameter or what you feel for the owner.

*Once in a while, resist the urge to bring out prick. Pretend like you're not in the mood that day. It boosts your self-control and desirability ratings.

*That you took a girl on a date or gave her cash/gift doesn't mean she must follow you to your house and allow you bend her like straw on your bed, while you administer prick with tangential expertise. If you want women that will give you sex for the money, go to Allen.

*If a woman turns your proposal down, be mature enough to take it.
Don't go slutshaming her or all those silly things some of you do!

*If for any reason you stop being interested in your girl, let her go. Don't play her along while increasing her vagina mileage.

For those end time boys, that will know their friend is cheating on his babe but be calling her "our wife"...amadioha will visit you.

Lilyqueeny:
why

Sincere4u:
You know. I got punished by someone since last year but i didn't walk away. Had i..........

Lilyqueeny:
complete your sentence

Sincere4u:
Had i walked away i do be the loser today.

Brownbarbie97:
If you want it put a ring on it.Nothing good comes easy

TheLordIsGr8:
So I should just put the ring on one finger and every other things will be added unto me.

Now you're talking. I'm in



How can I put a ring when you won't even pm me or reply a pm?

Brownbarbie97:
pray that I'll be inspired to reply

NarnieSnyper:
You are right; Most times ,friends and the society contribute to this. No man wants to be tagged a mugu after spending on a lady with a clear mindset.
You can imagine a guy who takes a girl out and spends only 5k and wants to be paid back in kind.

afoshat:
Refurbished oloshos, funny sha, all u need as a lady is for u to be yourself, either male or female, if your partner can't see u for who u truly are then u take him or her aside and move on, guys can brag about self worth but no guy would brag about being a lesser man in bed, even thou he might not be up to the task, buh u gotta give him credit for the confidence, but could u ladies just be your self, the relationship is for bonding, cimpanionship and happiness, if u cannot bond properly whats d fun in that, if u like BDSM, role play, being spanked tell him let him understand and if he cannot serve u which i doubt, then u move, if u like being called a slut while having sex, that doesn't mean ur a slut, for the records guys give more of there time to give the lady pleasure, kiss, handle, attend to the breast and nipples, worship the erogenous zones, even go down and give her a head, the sex is a mutual benefit the best pay back he would get is a bj for 30 seconds, i mean wtf, om certain occasion should would even say she can't that it disgust her, after u just gave her a head, ladies for crying out do u know the ton of excercise guys do to keep fit and strong even in bed just to satisfy the lady, who takes viagra, the guy also to enhance and boosten the libido, ladies it's high time u girls learn to appreciate and dump that lame excuse that ud be called a slut and u better treat ur man like a king, else some other slut would do

US REAL GUYS DON'T NEED VIAGRA. WE CAN GET IT UP AND KEEP IT UP ON OUR OWN

Lilyqueeny:
not really

you are always a winner

Sincere4u:
I saw the winner i am on WhatsApp just now.

TheLordIsGr8:
Haba!!!

Allow Holy Spirit to possess you na . Forty days and forty night no do you? Jesus just go heaven yesterday yet you want make I go ask am to come back today come inspire you. Shebi e no go prepare our mansion again.
I don pray. If you doubt message me make I show you my knee say e don rough well well.



anyway, I will come to your village to put the ring. I need an address.

Brownbarbie97:
let's see how that goes

Lilyqueeny:
meaning

Sincere4u:
You know joor.

importexpert:
There are certain things that as a guy, you must take notice of in your partner. Most guys are really clueless about dating when compared to women. Sometimes, they make many guys feel like learners.
The simple truth is that things might go wrong no matter what you do. It is therefore important you look out and know what to avoid in a relationship. I have penned down a couple of things.

1. If a lady misses a date you both agreed on and doesn’t call to apologize, let her go. There is no time to waste on one woman. If she does call to apologize, let her be the one to request another time so as to make it up to you. If she doesn't show up again, forget about her. She doesn't value your time.

2. Never let any woman disrespect you. If she does and she refuses to apologize and change for good, drop her. You don't want to be with someone who tears down your self esteem or does not know your worth.

3. Dating an indecisive lady can be frustrating. When you find yourself with one, give her space. You should not try to force people to make up their mind. Let her coming to you be out of choice and not compulsion.

4. Never try to buy a lady's affection. Trust me, that's one path you don't want to walk. If a woman does not like you, your expensive gifts will not change her mind. Instead, you will end up becoming be a “financial boyfriend” who sorts out her needs, aka “mugu”.

5. Never beg a woman to give you a chance. If you think she eventually gives you a chance, then you're mistaken. She probably showed you pity. And you know something about pity in relationships? It does not last long.

6. If a woman uses sex as a negotiating tool, dump her sorry ass. She is only manipulating you and nothing more. Sex is not a favour or reward!

7. Never let a lady be sure that you are crazy about her to the point that she feels too confident. In fact, never affirm your love immediately to her. Suppress that feeling to talk about it till she has shown you all possible green lights that she loves you.

8. If you give her a phone call twice and she doesn't answer, do not give her a call again. It is called desperation, and woman can smell it from a distance. You what it does to them, remember? Instead, just send a text.

9. Do not compare her to your ex. In the same way, if she talks about her ex with you to the level of comparisons, let her go ASAP. You will never be enough for her. You don't want to spend your energy trying to fill a shoe that was not yours in the first place.

10. Trust your instincts. The first problem with guys when they start feeling emotional about a lady is that they let the feelings overwhelm their sense of reasoning. Someone told me the other day that he let go of his logical self to date a woman. Huh? Do not make that mistake.

11. Never show 100% commitment to a lady. No matter how sweet she may be, she is not yours till you both tie the knot. Don't even assume that she will not leave. Realize that until you both wed, there is nothing like complete commitment.

12. Maintain an air of mystery. Never divulge too much about yourself too soon. Keep her in wonder of who you are.

13. Except you know how to chat with a lady and keep the sparks on, save the conversation for your dates. You may make use of that platform when you have come quite a distance with her.

14. Women desire attention just like guys desire sex. It is your own weapon. Even if she asks for it, be frugal about it. Never let her talk you in to giving her your complete attention. It may backfire soon since what one gets used to can easily be abused.

15. Do not make all the efforts in a relationship. I for one have a policy that I will take only two steps and wait for the lady to take at least one step. Whosoever invests more in a relationship gets emotional tied more than the other person.

16. Never change who you are for a woman. Never! If you must change, let it be because you feel the need to and not because you want to impress a lady.

17. Never lose your voice to a woman. Do not become a “yes man” to anything she says. It does not get her attracted to you; instead, it makes you look like a wimp. If there is something you do not agree about, state your opinion. If you think she did wrong, let her know
about it and don't keep mute about it.

18. Except you want to, never date any girl who has more problems than you do. Chances are that she may draw you in to all of it and you'd soon be overwhelmed. If you must date such a woman, be sure of what you are stepping in to.

19. If you ever find yourself with a possessive, over-jealous or domineering lady, drop her fast. She is not worth the stress. You will save yourself a lot of trouble by doing so.

20. Be alert about attempts to manipulate you. Recognize when. She is trying to get you to do something or not. Ensure you follow the decision of your will. Do not let the tears get to you or the pleadings get to you. You may do otherwise if you deem it fit to make a compromise on your stand, but guard against manipulation.

21. If a lady ever cheats on you, there is no remedy for it. Let her go. It is an already established fact that women who have affairs end up developing a bond with whosoever the other person is. The mere fact that she cheated means you should call it quit.

These are just a couple of essential dating etiquette guys should know and date by.
You can add more or share your thoughts about specific points through the comment box.

DonX001:
Its a known fact that having mad skills comes with experience and practice.
A learner cannot just wake up one day and be playing football like Messi.

So when a lady is giving you all those 'mad skills', is it not natural to wonder how she acquired those skills in the first place??

Especially if you're planning something serious/long term with her.


*****
But personally though, me I don't mind. Give me the mad skills any day, any time, don't really like a girl who's dull in bed.
I don't mind a girl who's had some experience....its part of the process of growing up for a girl. (as far as she no be olosho or an extremely cheerful giver).
After all, I'm no innocent virgin myself.

But I can understand where some guys' thought processes will go.

along4dem:
Make una two dey here dey discuss mama and papa thing. Me i no hear or see anything sha... I just dey waka pass

pocohantas:
*I know some of you will come here to say money is all that matters but pls, don't, I repeat...don't ever use money to get a woman. It's a weak way out, she'll chop your money and go. She might stick to you as her pension manager while getting sweet love from someone else. Your money would be used to cover their overhead costs.

*When you find a good woman, keep her. Don't go sleeping around. Vaginas are the same, maybe a lil difference in the diameter or what you feel for the owner.

*Once in a while, resist the urge to bring out prick. Pretend like you're not in the mood that day. It boosts your self-control and desirability ratings.

*That you took a girl on a date or gave her cash/gift doesn't mean she must follow you to your house and allow you bend her like straw on your bed, while you administer prick with tangential expertise. If you want women that will give you sex for the money, go to Allen.

*If a woman turns your proposal down, be mature enough to take it.
Don't go slutshaming her or all those silly things some of you do!

*If for any reason you stop being interested in your girl, let her go. Don't play her along while increasing her vagina mileage.

For those end time boys, that will know their friend is cheating on his babe but be calling her "our wife"...amadioha will visit you.

Lilyqueeny:
OK I won't say anything

Lilyqueeny:
I'm not a guy but I really love your write up.

LePrezident:
I'm a guy and I'm intrigued by your eyebrows...