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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by mykel25(m): 9:19am On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.
You're myopic.... SMH.... One pastor don brainwash u with his opinion mtcheew
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by mykel25(m):
frank317:
Oga do not take every word in the Bible literally... Allow the holy spirit to interpret for u.
Your state if mind did d interpretation not the holyspirit
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by mykel25(m): 9:23am On Apr 30, 2017
uzoclinton:
Death solves so many mysteries
.. Don't worry, when you die you will find out.
How do you know? Are u a ghost?
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by mykel25(m): 9:27am On Apr 30, 2017
skillzbae:
Lols. The world today is changing. If u push ur spouse to commit adultery because of sex style, I believe you are in for a long thing from God, man, conscience and suffering. I remember on my wedding day, the pastor kept shouting satisfy your husband, and by that I believe he was asking me to give my husband just as he wants it. The only thing I don't support is Mouth Action, apart from it being irritating the stuff is supposed to go into the vee jay to produce children not to serve as milk In your mouth.
You can give mouth action n when it almost time u ll ride n let it enter d veejay
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by ODVanguard: 9:33am On Apr 30, 2017
Of course not. In the Bible it clearly says "though shalt only do missionary style of kpanshing". grin grin cheesy
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Nobody: 9:36am On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.
You are not a Christian. YOu are just mocking
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by walemadu: 9:36am On Apr 30, 2017
islam favours doggy style hehe grin grin grin grin
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Kingpee2(m): 9:36am On Apr 30, 2017
Whoever made this up is actually just up to something,being a Christian has nothing to do with sex styles,sex on its own is another realm and can be filled with just by way the couple feels they want it done,even the Bible didn't give any clue or rule towards how to have sex.Mr op this has nothing to do with being a Christian or not.
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Nobody: 9:36am On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by naniawini(f): 9:37am On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.
Are u 4 real... That would be so boring.... Thats why I ain't marrying no pastor
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Rilwan20(m): 9:37am On Apr 30, 2017
Religion Sha!
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Danhumprey: 9:37am On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.
Great sense of sarcasm. grin
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Penisman: 9:37am On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.
Are you okay?
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Nobody:
frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.
i take it that you are being sarcastic grin
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Nobody: 9:38am On Apr 30, 2017
Danhumprey:
Great sense of sarcasm. grin
Absolutely! cheesy
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by naniawini(f): 9:38am On Apr 30, 2017
Hardeysolution:
Holy sex?? ?where's that in the Bible
please ask him ooo... They are the type of people that makes Christianity look so boring
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by iDROID: 9:38am On Apr 30, 2017
OP, there's nothing like 'Holy Sex'. As long as you're married any style is allowed be it doggy, 69 or reverse cowgirl. If Jesus was married trust me, he'd go 69 on his wife daily grin
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Nobody: 9:39am On Apr 30, 2017
Penisman:
Are you okay?
he is just kidding wink
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Medunah: 9:39am On Apr 30, 2017
Lol, I think Frank317 was trying to be sarcastic and mock you guys
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Adeoba10(m): 9:40am On Apr 30, 2017
heykims:
A man of God a pervert?? And he still got a whole book to his name in d Bible??
If u indeed believe the Bible is a Holy book, then u just insulted ur creator.. .
And if Jesus was married, he would have had sex and enjoyed it and he would give more than doggy as far as his thing remained inside d vagina and not d azz ....
.... Wanted to like dis comments twice, then i ended up disliking it.... 100000000000Likes for ur comment
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by sunshineV(f): 9:40am On Apr 30, 2017
Hardeysolution:
How did we know the one we know was in use back then.. ..how did Adam meet Eve to have Cain Abel and Seth
holy doggy grin
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by femi4: 9:40am On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.
There is nothing like holy sex. Sex itself is holy within the confined of marriage. God doesn't state the method to use explicitly.... He only said to Adam and Eve: Be fruitful and multiply
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Nobody: 9:40am On Apr 30, 2017
toyetade:
You are not a Christian. YOu are just mocking
yes! he is being sarcastic
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by naniawini(f): 9:40am On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
We all know Solomon and his father were perverts so leave them out of this.

The question is... If Jesus was married would he give his wife doggy?
grin grin grin grin
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by goingape2: 9:40am On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.
deeper life sex style!
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by nnamdibig(m): 9:41am On Apr 30, 2017
What is in the bible is sex, style is not there so however you do it with your married partner is strictly your business
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Tenplet(m): 9:41am On Apr 30, 2017
U can pose anihow u want with your Wife asfar as is not anal;;is de simple truth
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by bnovative(m): 9:42am On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.
Buahahahaha!!
Guy this is sarcasm taken to extreme.
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by OkuFaba(m): 9:42am On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.
rubbish talk, sex is sex as far as you are married, enjoy it the way u like. If u like, hang ur wife on the ceiling fan and f*#k her, its legal as far as u are married
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Penisman: 9:42am On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
Be ye holy for I your God is holy. So u want to be holy in other aspects of ur life and not in ur sexual life? So as a Christian holy spirit does no teach u that once he has come into u, everything about you becomes holy? Why do u hate the word holy sex? Would you prefer unholy sex? Pls what kind of Christian are u?
Stop misleading people. The body of the wife belongs to the husband, so he can have sex with her from any angle he wishes.

So stop being unecessarily silly, Christianity is not a bondage.
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Re: Does Christianity Allow Sex Styles For Married Ones? by Coolgent(m): 9:43am On Apr 30, 2017
frank317:
Imagine if Jesus was married, would he give his wife doggy?

No, Christianity only allows for holy sex. God will definitely send you to hell if you take your wife from behind or allow her to ride you from the top. Sex must be holy...the woman lies down, the man puts it in, pump till he comes and that's all. Remember nothing like 'ohhh don't stop, faster, please faster' from the woman. This will upset God and the next thing, u will find yourself in hell.

A word is enough for the wise.
Lets see some quotation from the holy bible regarding the so called holy sex.
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