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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by AyamConfidence(m): 8:50am On May 16, 2017 |
daintyprincess:neither am I...the words are just funny to use in describing a person and mot girls like it o laugh so voilà |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by yungeez(m): 8:51am On May 16, 2017 |
SweetPuffPuff:sugarush is my favourite, give me all of u. |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nobody: 8:55am On May 16, 2017 |
yungeez:guy u is outdoing op's list An before u blush....its a bad thing |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by MhissBelva(f): 9:02am On May 16, 2017 |
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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Atlantia(f): 9:05am On May 16, 2017 |
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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by AyamConfidence(m): 9:06am On May 16, 2017 |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Pasidon(m): 9:06am On May 16, 2017 |
daintyprincess:You'd be surprised that they ain't far From u... |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Atlantia(f): 9:09am On May 16, 2017 |
AyamConfidence:You sef know sey e no fit work... bread ko puffpuff ni. 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Livefreeordieha(m): 9:11am On May 16, 2017 |
numerouno01: 2 Likes 1 Share
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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nobody: 9:12am On May 16, 2017 |
Smellymouth: Uncle Smelly.... I see you! 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by snowden9(m): 9:14am On May 16, 2017 |
While in school, I met a gorgeously dressed and good looking girl and was like "Nice outfit. I wonder what you'll wear tomorrow." after she had laughed and thanked me, cut long story short, we exchanged contacts so I could see what she was gonna wear the next day. As an arsenal fan, saw a beauty wearing an arsenal jersey and it went like this: Me: do you have any idea when our next match will be Girl: what? Me: I take it you are an arsenal fan with the jersey you have on Girl: oh. (laughs) No o. It's my sister's own. I just wore it Me: you should be arrested for impersonation by the arsenal police then cos you're obviously impersonating. Don't worry though your secret is safe with me, I won't tell anybody but I hope you're not a Chelsea fan though. Girl: (hysterically laughing audible now) no. I'm a Man Utd fan. Me: hmmmmm. Okay. We arsenal fans can manage that. My name is... .....by the way. The rest is history. C'mon guys. Pickup lines? Really?? That shiit comes naturally when you meet a girl anywhere anyday. It depends on how good you are. 3 Likes 1 Share |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by yungeez(m): 9:17am On May 16, 2017 |
SweetPuffPuff:i go leave d blushing aspect 4 u, u dnt av to b dead serious all d tym, sumtimes its gud to loosen up and let sum tins slide, u dnt av to judge a guy by hw good his punch lines are, in most cases guys wit great punchlines turns out to b jerks, while d weak and bad one ends up being good lovers. |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by AyamConfidence(m): 9:21am On May 16, 2017 |
Atlantia:just wait till when I'm ready to use it on you....your blush go red pass Jos tomatoes 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nwachukwu1986(m): 9:24am On May 16, 2017 |
MhissBelva: Is not as annoying as wen Kai people collect 5k from u for not using oshodi flyover. Cos I was with 50k 1 Like |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Smellymouth: 9:28am On May 16, 2017 |
StephDamielola: Antie Steph... I see ya too.. |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Atlantia(f): 9:28am On May 16, 2017 |
AyamConfidence:You know me,I don't fall for lines... |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nobody: 9:32am On May 16, 2017 |
yungeez:thats true But ya lines was just terrible u can a woman smile they was so bad |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by LePrezident(m): 9:33am On May 16, 2017 |
SweetPuffPuff: Ohk... anyways, all the best with studies and play |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nobody: 9:42am On May 16, 2017 |
LePrezident:i said my job and my lesson not school guy |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by AyamConfidence(m): 9:46am On May 16, 2017 |
Atlantia:ehn
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Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by AyamConfidence(m): 9:49am On May 16, 2017 |
SweetPuffPuff:cheezy what's up This is like your 11th moniker How you doing |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by yungeez(m): 9:53am On May 16, 2017 |
SweetPuffPuff:*smiles*...Anyway my goal wsnt to impress u wit my lines, bt 2 make u smile, jst c it as a litmus test 4 ur sense of humour...i cn sure do better, we cn start again bt dat would b if only u r down 4 me. |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nobody: 9:56am On May 16, 2017 |
AyamConfidence:nope,i deactivate before i make new 1 Hi dude |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Atlantia(f): 10:01am On May 16, 2017 |
AyamConfidence:Dey there na. |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by Nobody: 10:02am On May 16, 2017 |
yungeez:huh? U wanna toast me Ohh bad idea No pls |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by dikeigbo2(m): 10:14am On May 16, 2017 |
Boy....you remind me of my grandmother Girl.....how? Boy....you are so gentle like her .......the rest is history |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by AyamConfidence(m): 10:19am On May 16, 2017 |
SweetPuffPuff:seems making new ones is a soft job for you... I love my moniker wella Hey puff puff How's Donald treating y'all |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by AyamConfidence(m): 10:20am On May 16, 2017 |
Atlantia:no let me vex ooo...I go toast you ooo |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by FunspoT(m): 10:33am On May 16, 2017 |
Lols,pickup lines are good attimes,buh I think its best to jst flow with the situation u av at hand. |
Re: Hilarious Pick Up Lines Nigerian Men Use by yungeez(m): 10:38am On May 16, 2017 |
SweetPuffPuff:lol, are u afraid dat u would get burnt? dnt worry m a gud baker, i go toast u wella |
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