Welcome, Guest: Register On Nairaland / LOGIN! / Trending / Recent / NewStats: 3,151,050 members, 7,810,887 topics. Date: Saturday, 27 April 2024 at 05:43 PM |
Nairaland Forum / Nairaland / General / Romance / ... (9603 Views)
I Dont Know Why Ladies Find It Hard To Believe Me / Am Still A Virgin But They Dont Believe Me / Girls Don't Believe Me, Why? (2) (3) (4)
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (Reply) (Go Down)
Re: ... by crowley(m): 10:40pm On May 21, 2017 |
dint want to comment since! but this girl bad oh. the fact is straight. u used the condom on a customer, u thought u flushed it down the toilet, but ended up on the flooor. the you have been trying to convince him the used condom fell from the sky into ur bathroom. so whats the best way to cover up a lie?? oh! i got it.. you open a topic, pretending to be innocent and asking for what to do, pretending to be hurt. so he sees the topic and says maybe she is telling the truth. nd besides, u mentioned choba, meaning u ar a uniport student. i trust olosho pass uniport babes.. so my dear, just tell him that it was the holy spirit, just like mary told joseph. No one buys ur story my dear. Not even the choba police that want to do d finger print 4u. 4 Likes |
Re: ... by NemzySeries(m): 1:12am On May 22, 2017 |
maybe itz ur landlord dqt left d CD in ur bathroom |
Re: ... by Khutie: 3:41am On May 22, 2017 |
Krystalzkris:Bad gyal... Xo dis is how yhu use to do abi? |
Re: ... by Khutie: 3:43am On May 22, 2017 |
crowley: Guess I shoulda khal yhu 99Savage , Chai...yhu ain't gah no chill |
Re: ... by Krystalzkris(f): 6:20am On May 22, 2017 |
daben1: crowley: DeeTus: NemzySeries: DeeTus:you people should go and rest.. Take your busy body to where it is needed..
|
Re: ... by Krystalzkris(f): 6:24am On May 22, 2017 |
DeeTus:It's smelling not smiling... Now tell me thank you for helping you to fix that.. . |
Re: ... by kellysam(m): 6:46am On May 22, 2017 |
swagguElite:Gospel truth!! |
Re: ... by NemzySeries(m): 6:53am On May 22, 2017 |
Krystalzkris:sp bkos u dunt like our opinions itz nw Busy body abi? i sha pray u find d grace on hw to Xplain to ur bf dat itz ur landlord dat kept d stuff dere |
Re: ... by Krystalzkris(f): 7:23am On May 22, 2017 |
NemzySeries:thank you.. Eyaff do |
Re: ... by daben1(m): 7:44am On May 22, 2017 |
Krystalzkris:oloshi! Continue, i know one of this aristos will still use you for ritual oneday |
Re: ... by CAPSLOCKED: 8:00am On May 22, 2017 |
EVERYTHING POINTS AT YOU AND YOUR ROOMMATE, NOTHING'S MAKING SENSE ABOUT THIS YOUR STORY CUZ I'VE NEVER SEEN A CONDOM WALK FROM PLACE TO PLACE. WHY NOT SAY THE FREAKING TRUTH AND ASK FOR FORGIVENESS AND LET THE BEST OR WORST HAPPEN.... INSTEAD OF ALL THIS HANKY-PRANKY! DID YOU MENTION YOU HAVE TOO MUCH MALE FRIENDS? WITH EACH ONE SECRETLY HOPING TO SLIDE IN AT THE SLIGHTEST GIVEN CHANCE? THAT'S NOT A WAY TO GO! |
Re: ... by Krystalzkris(f): 8:13am On May 22, 2017 |
daben1:only dumb heads like you believe in rituals |
Re: ... by Krystalzkris(f): 8:14am On May 22, 2017 |
CAPSLOCKED:dont u have female friends? |
Re: ... by CAPSLOCKED: 8:39am On May 22, 2017 |
Krystalzkris:SOMETIMES... TOO MUCH CAN BE TOO BAD. AND NO.. I DO NOT KEEP FEMALE FRIENDS. |
Re: ... by Krystalzkris(f): 8:51am On May 22, 2017 |
CAPSLOCKED:I get your point sha.. |
Re: ... by Abortions: 11:07am On May 22, 2017 |
OP SEE Ur DP,..Y IS UR LEFt LEG BIGGER THAN THE RIGHT??..IS THE LEG SICK??..NO OfFENSE! |
Re: ... by Krystalzkris(f): 11:24am On May 22, 2017 |
Abortions:chai!!!! Z pishure |
Re: ... by Abortions: 1:55pm On May 22, 2017 |
Krystalzkris:OOK...GO N DRINK BEER N WAIT 4 UR BF 4 2WEEKS IF HE DOESN'T BELIEVE u COM BACK LEME GIV U A NEW BF..FRESH BF! |
Re: ... by DoctorNyash(m): 3:56pm On May 22, 2017 |
Krystalzkris:Thats life for you my dear |
Re: ... by Nobody: 4:15pm On May 22, 2017 |
Krystalzkris: Was your bathroom window properly shut? maybe it flew in from the window and carefully landed in there. All the best! |
Re: ... by Sierusvirus(m): 7:57pm On May 22, 2017 |
sekxy: Lol, exactly.... but how will you handle it if you find female under wears in his house. will you still continue with the relationship? |
Re: ... by Eberechi24(f): 8:09pm On May 22, 2017 |
Hold your peace dear, he will come around if he truly cares... If not then, you guys have trust issues. {have you ever cheated on him before?) |
Re: ... by Krystalzkris(f): 8:34pm On May 22, 2017 |
Eberechi24:nope... We're good |
Re: ... by CAPSLOCKED: 8:49pm On May 22, 2017 |
Retiredflirt: YEAH THE CONDOM TOOK A FLIGHT FROM THE LAGOS STATE INTERNATIONAL AIRPORT AND LANDED WHEREVER. SCAMMERS EVERYWHERE! |
Re: ... by Nobody: 9:24pm On May 22, 2017 |
Sierusvirus:I will give the rship a break..if i can bear the pain..I will forgive him and continue with the relationship but if not ,I will simply move on. |
Re: ... by crowley(m): 9:40pm On May 22, 2017 |
Krystalzkris: lol. my dear belive in ritual oh! i knw alot of ghana ballers, nd sakawa boyz. i have a frnd, 19yrs old in lag, he has a 2016 Gwagon and a ferrari califonia. both worth 150m combined. he does nt do G. na sakawa. human = 20m, baby = 50m, sleeping with mami wata = 5m. this is what i knw first hand. i have seen the bag wer the money comes from (once in two months). so be saying nothing like money ritual until u end up for one sakawa boy boot. |
Re: ... by crowley(m): 9:46pm On May 22, 2017 |
Khutie: |
Re: ... by Krystalzkris(f): 10:10pm On May 22, 2017 |
crowley:lol.. |
Re: ... by Princesaha: 10:11pm On May 22, 2017 |
crowley: Bro, I will like to know more about the Sakawa boys cos I have heard of them before even though it was hard for me to believe. Can you explain better? Is it real or mere story? |
Re: ... by Sierusvirus(m): 10:33pm On May 22, 2017 |
sekxy: cool. 1 Like |
Re: ... by Khutie: 10:53pm On May 22, 2017 |
sekxy: Nice! Just give me a lil chance, na only once I go misbehave eh Ada Owerri 1 Like |
Re: ... by crowley(m): 11:30pm On May 22, 2017 |
Princesaha: Its as real as air bro. not that someone told me or stuff like that. i have seen it work with my own eyes. i have guys that do it. i even know one of the housa man in ghana that does it. they are 3 types. 1. you use ur sperm PROS: be getting 20m once in two months nd u never have to renew it. CONS: you can never get a girl pregnant meaning no kids 4u. 2. materials (this is where u buy human parts, or bring a full human/baby and butcher. PROS: get 50m for baby nd 10-20m for grown human. (money come once in two months also. CONS: u have to renew once in two months too. 3. i call it DOD (deals of doom) bcuz its just inhuman. u make deal with mami wata(real ones). every month they give u task to do. nd bring u bags of money monthly. CONS: u lose a family member. |
(1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (Reply)
I Need A Boyfriend To Heat My Body But No Man Is Noticing Me - Female Soldier / Chika Ike Wants You To See Fresh Laps And Backside (photos) / I’m Seriously In Pain, My Husband Sleeps With Me From My Anus – Lady Cries Out
(Go Up)
Sections: politics (1) business autos (1) jobs (1) career education (1) romance computers phones travel sports fashion health religion celebs tv-movies music-radio literature webmasters programming techmarket Links: (1) (2) (3) (4) (5) (6) (7) (8) (9) (10) Nairaland - Copyright © 2005 - 2024 Oluwaseun Osewa. All rights reserved. See How To Advertise. 48 |