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DeGuyNxtDoor:
I know how you feel bro...


At least she know say I no be "thepussyhunter"

McBrooklyn:
Me too... I don't like women...

thepussyhunter:
nothing o

i just dey hail you

Nothing do you, Man... Roman goddess fall on you...

Oyindidi:
Woman fall on you

Woman like yourself??

SingleDad1:
Dammit . I don't womanize nah. ,

McBrooklyn:
Nothing do you, Man... Roman goddess fall on you...

McBrooklyn:
Woman like yourself??

Oyindidi:
I too fat, you want comit suicide?

Yeah, I can handle and cope with a BBW too...

McBrooklyn:
Yeah, I can handle and cope with a BBW too...

Oyindidi:
you go break o

Break ke?? Don't underestimate me, ah go just scatter your everything...

Victornezzar:
Thunder fall on u

McBrooklyn:
Break ke?? Don't underestimate me, ah go just scatter your everything...

McBrooklyn:
Mehn, just saw you view and I started remembering those days... Good old times...

IdeyFindWife:
Thunder ke? Victor, dunt kii me with laffta o; the guy fall hand wan dey form Teacher's Pet!

ayaf just return from like 2hrs ban, de hold me i nor fit "Comment", i nor fit "Like". E be like na dat brainless groupie toad-chick i go yab for Religion section na Mod Gf, anyways whu gives a fork?!

All dem wey nor like #BigBhoorie, na dem sabi, make dem waka go their corner dey go form saintObi....#BigBhootyKingsConnect, we neva chop enough snail!

In other news, fellow knights, ur prayers don dey work...na di kain miracleConnection wey dey load i sample below...

thepussyhunter:
now this is new



who is he on the list..............dont be scared or shy to mention him....we've got you covered

Oyindidi:
Kiddy who did this to you? You entered that garden

Garden of Eden abi which garden you dey talk about??

Divay22:
Hey...which days na
The days we quarrel ourselves around

You know na or you wan dey form for me now??


BTW, just feel like knowing what's up with you since you've not been around much like before... Nice talking to you again

Victornezzar:
lmao
u go dey insult pesin ahbi

dacovajnr:
Knight lefulefu of #BigBhootyKingsConnect Reppin Well

Divay22:
I can I exposé a secret to a loud mouth OP

McBrooklyn:
You know na or you wan dey form for me now??


BTW, just feel like knowing what's up with you since you've not been around much like before... Nice talking to you again

McBrooklyn:
Garden of Eden abi which garden you dey talk about??

IdeyFindWife:
Nor mind me jarey; i hate unreasonable pple!
One persin decamp from her church highlighting one or two of the ills in the place wey dey scatter hin life sef when e dey their midst o, small thing shey?
Lie! she just enter everybodi with 2nd opinion; i com dash e-slap e go tell bf.


@lefulefu etc

How office tinz? Get ur paper. Paper to #pepperdem well!

thepussyhunter:
Its your number 6 presenter and favourite kenyan THEPUSSYHUNTER here again but this time not to give you any latest news

most ladies feel / think (some are even very very sure) that all guys here in da romance section are womanizers and cassanovas

so the FVCK / ZAP tv crew decided to make a list of the many romanceland guys who are not womanizers



[b]in no particular other they are

1.)iweecureyou (never seen him talk to any lady as he is too busy being...him {unless of course he does his secretly through pm :-x)

2.)lefulefu (he's just friendly but he doesnt like women.......that we are sure of)

3.)adaskbullet (doesnt quote ladies often and hardly calls any lady beautiful {unless like iweecureu he perharps does his through pm})

4.)greyboy5000 (e clear say this guy doesnt like women at all though he is friendly to all.......he is even currently single)

5.)tosyne2much (i'm pretty sure this dude detest ladies.......he is no womanizer as he hardly has time for ladies seeing he is always thinking up threads that'd make front page)

6.)redbeans (sexy nairaland psycho that has liitle time to spare chatting/quoting girls here as he is too busy creating threads that'd make front page so he'll beat tosyne2much's record)

7.)papinigga (nigga doesnt even have time to chat with anyone (male or female).......he's just a happy blogger who loves posting pre-wedding photos {makes me wonder if he is married sef )

8.)samyfreshsmooth (dude doesnt give a fvck about anything {he always doesnt give a fvck for anything thread / post here}.......except for the few times we noticed him being friendly to a certain makydebbie & some ladies in da literature section we're quite certain he is no casssanova)

9.)ikp120 (dude's the most out spoken and blunt nigga ever.....doesnt care if you're a guy or lady, he would always say what he wanna say..........doesnt interact with ladies much as most ladies do not like him for this fact......am sure nigga doesnt care though )

10.)iamsinz (nigga doesnt have time for women anymore after that .......... Saga that happened a long time ago..........it could also be that he sees dem nl ladies as ones not up to his standards......he is no womanizer even though several ladies here want him......{who knows what he does to dem behind the scene sha })

11.)dmgr (nigga has zero tolerance for ladies and we are 78% sure he doesnt like ladies......we fear he might be gay too ......he clearly is no cassanova)

12.)lalasticlala (nigga loves SNAKES too much and has no spare love to give to dem ladies .......he is no womanizer.....)

13.)jakandeola (now this is one complicated case as our sources say he loves women and is a womanizer but from the definition of cassanova/womanizer (pussyhunter kenyya dictionary 45th edition) we find out that a cassanova / womanizer is ANY GUY WHO LOVES WOMEN TOO MUCH (mostly cos he is sexually attracted to them) AND CAN SWEET TALK ANY LADY TO HIS SIDE....(note the final part!) "AND THE LADY AGREES TO HIS ADVANCES"
seeing the way jakan is almost always being rejected by them ladies we have decided to not use that word WOMANIZER to refer to him and also add him to the list
as we see clearly from the defintion of a womanizer he is not one )

14.)draei (dude's almost like ikp120 in being blunt and bare with words except that he is more lenient in dishing out his criticism........dude's not a womanizer even though ladies here like him )

15.)whenwhenosun, whowhobayelsa, whowhokwara (y'all will with no doubt agree that dis nigga is no womanizer and is worthy of being in dis list seeing he is gay and prefers to act like a BOBRISKY )

16.)davidgrey (ladies fall for him cos of his intelligence and striking features but we believe he shows little or no interest in their advances........we do not know what he does in camera with them sha )

17.) all the guys on romance section who seldom comment or quote ladies even though they silently crush on most of dem ladies (we say a huge shout out to u all)

AND LASTLY

18.)our own thepussyhunter (dude quotes ladies often to appreciate and gush about their ethereal beauty but he aiint no womanizer as he did a 2yr sub course on aesthetics in kenya and being a good student he has come to learn to love and appreciate beautiful people and things {check his siggy for more info })




and that wraps up the 18-man list

stay with us later this evening for the news headlines as hot juicy news has just reached us regarding a our very own sexy nairaland psycho iweecureyou, an allerged imposter iweeecureyou and suspected nl account hacker itsjude
till later to-evening i remain ur loyal nigga thepussy hunter lmffdicvoots (laughing my fvcking flaccid dick in constant velocity out of the studio)

pretty msroe comman see the concrete list

MsRoe:
Hmmmm...... Alright, I agree. I take back what I said. All of una, my sincere apologies.

SingleDad1:
Thickminaj . My beautiful Hyena is viewing this topic.

thickminaj:
;DLol I'm gud nd u? Lol this one u are everywhere I am...

SingleDad1:
I am cool chikka . I got my love GPS on you, that's why honey. .

thepussyhunter:
lmfao

apology not accepted...

You forgot to add dem kiss emoji

thickminaj:
you sure.? This one u ain't on the list seems ur GPS is everywhere