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Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by Liability(m): 6:59pm On Jul 14, 2017
My own is.....i have big preeek i will satisfy u and scatter ur toto until u cant walk again due to my sexual strenght. And ladies love me for this statemnt
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by BiafranBushBoy: 7:00pm On Jul 14, 2017
Omotayor123:
More....

1. I just like you, let's be Friends.
2. You look exactly like my mum
3. Can I help with that?
4. Any man will be lucky to have you. you're a perfect wife material

grin grin tongue

hmmm

I don't think a guy can waste such words on you!
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by KAPOVee: 7:00pm On Jul 14, 2017
no 4
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by partnerbiz4: 7:00pm On Jul 14, 2017
Yeye dey smell..

Na wen we small we dey say all those rubbish.

I can't imagine saying any of such now.


Meanwhile see the order

Get money
Get power
Get or buy the women shocked

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Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by dipznano: 7:00pm On Jul 14, 2017
fastgyal:
All these are baby methods na.
The one I'm familiar with is "let me just put the tip"
hahahahaha


Lwkm... Ehn na!


E no go enter finish grin cheesy

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Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by dipznano: 7:00pm On Jul 14, 2017
fastgyal:
All these are baby methods na.
The one I'm familiar with is "let me just put the tip"
hahahahaha


Lol... could be true tho'
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by adorablevic: 7:01pm On Jul 14, 2017
lol... so true
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by VargasVee(m): 7:01pm On Jul 14, 2017
fastgyal:
All these are baby methods na. The one I'm familiar with is "let me just put the tip" hahahahaha
Jesus in the morning! shocked

Badd girl, but it has not reached that stage already Na
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by dipznano: 7:02pm On Jul 14, 2017
Godsage:
wow!


Why are you forming angry
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by Nobody: 7:02pm On Jul 14, 2017
Liability:
My own is.....i have big preeek i will satisfy u and scatter ur toto until u cant walk again due to my sexual strenght. And ladies love me for this statemnt
na wa ooo

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Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by uchemelvin20004: 7:02pm On Jul 14, 2017
A
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by jordyspices: 7:02pm On Jul 14, 2017
Hahahahaha dey use 30mins for d whole thing 28mins for begging nd 2mins for sex nd dey cum undecided cry

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Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by tymgotel: 7:02pm On Jul 14, 2017
Leonbonapart:
And the mumu lady will be like: No let your girlfriend break my head ooo
you na badoo for baby's matter!

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Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by fastgyal(f): 7:02pm On Jul 14, 2017
VargasVee:


Jesus in the morning! shocked


Badd girl, but it has not reached that stage already Na
The stages the OP listed above are for Learners.

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Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by VargasVee(m): 7:04pm On Jul 14, 2017
fastgyal:
The stages the OP listed above are for Learners.

LMAO. So a guy just met you, and he said that?
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by 3RNEST(m): 7:04pm On Jul 14, 2017
lolx....old scopinq grin ...we need fresh scopinq tips!
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by NeeKlaus: 7:05pm On Jul 14, 2017
I used No. 10 last week and the girl caught me.. I just couldn't lie anymore. grin


I need new skills, shaa.
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by Josh64(m): 7:06pm On Jul 14, 2017
Bingo! I thought I was the only person who tried that shit. Konji na bastard!
fastgyal:
All these are baby methods na. The one I'm familiar with is "let me just put the tip" hahahahaha
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by dipznano: 7:08pm On Jul 14, 2017
adorablevic:
lol... so true


And how do u respond to most of dem?
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by Nobody: 7:10pm On Jul 14, 2017
durentchigozie:
11. 30 billion for akant when they have nothing, they manage to eat their fathers money but wont let us hear word. Singing rubbish with ofonja squeezed frog voice

why nah
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by 48noble(m): 7:12pm On Jul 14, 2017
fastgyal:
All these are baby methods na. The one I'm familiar with is "let me just put the tip" hahahahaha

drunk with one finger up
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by iamFaity(f): 7:17pm On Jul 14, 2017
All lies
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by Nobody: 7:19pm On Jul 14, 2017
"I want to know you more" is not there why?

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Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by olayinkajnr(m): 7:19pm On Jul 14, 2017
PalmchatApp:
Guys are very good and funny in the choice of words they use when they want to get a girl. It is so funny that you wouldn't even know when you will start loving up or you even laugh.
These are some of the commonly used terms used by guys when they want to ask you out, ask for sex or even as simple as friendship.
1. You look beautiful, can i meet you?
2. You look so familiar, i almost took you as someone else
3. Are you seeing someone
4. You have the best lips ever, i don't mind kissing it
5. Can you come over to my place? i have new movies we should see together
6. Do you sing well?
7. I bought you these from a store nearby, hope you like it?
8. Have you eaten?
9. Please tell me all about yourself
10. sorry i saw your number on my phone, please what's your name.

these are some out of many used words by guys. Oya which do you use? Girls tell us the one that was used for you. lol.


I've never used any of those.

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Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by gGGODDd(m): 7:27pm On Jul 14, 2017
pussypounder:
Guys try this technique
Sweetheart, you look very juicy and I will not mind to eat your snail even though it smells like rotten fish wink
My love, my pricccck just died and I will love to bury it in your shittttbox embarassed
I am an asstronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus and your clitorissss lipsrsealed
Please can I put just my mushroom tip in your slippery slimy snail? I promise not to explode my come unless it is too sweet shocked
Thank me later wink
Thanks man. I believe this shit
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by franklingud(m): 7:28pm On Jul 14, 2017
Lolz!

Me sef don't know how to chase girl again, I chase money only, so that later... Girl no go hard chase.
























But as for now....




Read on

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Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by gGGODDd(m): 7:32pm On Jul 14, 2017
adorablevic:
lol... so true
Pls gimme vitamin "you" I lack you n I need you Ma. not my fault, ur p.t says I need you
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by JohnnyBling(m): 7:33pm On Jul 14, 2017
Leonbonapart:
And the mumu lady will be like: No let your girlfriend break my head ooo
Best post of the year.. Ah can relate

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Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by Nobody: 7:39pm On Jul 14, 2017
very lame lines.
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by erico2k2(m): 7:42pm On Jul 14, 2017
deepwater:
Those days for Sapele, what we heard then was only:

I LOVE YOU, TALK YOUR OWN grin grin grin

And it was so sexy, trust me wink
ahah U B saffi?
Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by omakay(m): 7:46pm On Jul 14, 2017
tosyne2much:
Another thing they say is "do you reply PM"? cheesy

I don bet with my paddy say if you no comment for this thread, i go baff acid water......

Thank God say you no fall my hand....

You just saved me big tyme!!!!!!!!

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Re: The Kind Of Things You Hear When A Guy Wants A Lady by Officialzizz: 7:51pm On Jul 14, 2017
Girls don't really need any of that this days to get them if a girl will be your friend or not just a simple hi, or hello will do and for the request if she knows what you want just killed on saying this what up now like ten times till she get confused and u are in...
#officialzizz say so o o

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