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PalmchatApp:
Guys are very good and funny in the choice of words they use when they want to get a girl. It is so funny that you wouldn't even know when you will start loving up or you even laugh.
These are some of the commonly used terms used by guys when they want to ask you out, ask for sex or even as simple as friendship.
1. You look beautiful, can i meet you?
2. You look so familiar, i almost took you as someone else
3. Are you seeing someone
4. You have the best lips ever, i don't mind kissing it
5. Can you come over to my place? i have new movies we should see together
6. Do you sing well?
7. I bought you these from a store nearby, hope you like it?
8. Have you eaten?
9. Please tell me all about yourself
10. sorry i saw your number on my phone, please what's your name.

these are some out of many used words by guys. Oya which do you use? Girls tell us the one that was used for you. lol.

Who still does this? Old pattern.

fastgyal:
All these are baby methods na.
The one I'm familiar with is "let me just put the tip"
hahahahaha

.....tip of what?? Ehn nwa? Don't give me bad tots this evening

pussypounder:
Guys try this technique
Sweetheart, you look very juicy and I will not mind to eat your snail even though it smells like rotten fish
My love, my pricccck just died and I will love to bury it in your shittttbox
I am an asstronaut and my next mission is to explore Uranus and your clitorissss
Please can I put just my mushroom tip in your slippery slimy snail? I promise not to explode my come unless it is too sweet
Thank me later

u b pussy pounder true true see lines like hardcore rap

Hmmmm
Interesting... NUMBER 8 though

VargasVee:
No 2. Always works



Even if she's acting up, just use the line, she'd be forced to have a conversation

I won't even bother replying d dude.

Nma27:
I won't even bother replying d dude.

That's how you lots miss out on potential husbands

VargasVee:
That's how you lots miss out on potential husbands

Lol... That's your line? Hmmm. OK keep it up

omakay:
I don bet with my paddy say if you no comment for this thread, i go baff acid water......

Thank God say you no fall my hand....

You just saved me big tyme!!!!!!!!

See the way laugh here

How your padi take know me? And why him talk say I must comment on this kind thread?

Haven't used this yet, but I suppouse.

" hello, princess, I am watching this korean movie all alone wanna watch with me? "

Nma27:
Lol... That's your line? Hmmm. OK keep it up

LMAO. One line? There are a million and one things to say. Girls give strangers attitude, but if they feel like you've seen them before, it changes.

Bottom line,
You can carry a lot if Nigerian girls with korean movie...

Me I prefer the intelligent ones though.
So if you are intelligent, adventerous and matured, hit me.

deepwater:
Those days for Sapele, what we heard then was only:

I LOVE YOU, TALK YOUR OWN

And it was so sexy, trust me

Mama the mama

durentchigozie:
11. 30 billion for akant when they have nothing, they manage to eat their fathers money but wont let us hear word. Singing rubbish with ofonja squeezed frog voice

Why you combined both yoruba and igbo together? Bigot oshi

fastgyal:
All these are baby methods na.
The one I'm familiar with is "let me just put the tip"
hahahahaha

You need Jesus

Leonbonapart:
And the mumu lady will be like: No let your girlfriend break my head ooo

hahahaha

deepwater:
Those days for Sapele, what we heard then was only:

I LOVE YOU, TALK YOUR OWN

And it was so sexy, trust me

Be like na okhirighwe and ajogodo boys na toast you

Hello angel, I work for Mobil exploration and this G-wagon is the least in my fleet.

Ogologo akukuo adiro na uka mgbede

durentchigozie:
11. 30 billion for akant when they have nothing, they manage to eat their fathers money but wont let us hear word. Singing rubbish with ofonja squeezed frog voice

go eat your own father money na

durentchigozie:
11. 30 billion for akant when they have nothing, they manage to eat their fathers money but wont let us hear word. Singing rubbish with ofonja squeezed frog voice

go eat your own father money na

durentchigozie:
11. 30 billion for akant when they have nothing, they manage to eat their fathers money but wont let us hear word. Singing rubbish with ofonja squeezed frog voice

go eat your own father money na

mathzs:
go eat your own father money na




go eat your own father money na

fool had to quote me thrice. Sorry, im not the cause of your hunger,

durentchigozie:
11. 30 billion for akant when they have nothing, they manage to eat their fathers money but wont let us hear word. Singing rubbish with ofonja squeezed frog voice

u need quick deliverance! must you take ur tribal war to every thread on the nairaland? i don't know y some igbo youth are full of hatred against other tribes?

Leonbonapart:
And the mumu lady will be like: No let your girlfriend break my head ooo

Lol....and i dont knw wetin dey inside d head dey no wan make eee break.

fastgyal:
All these are baby methods na.
The one I'm familiar with is "let me just put the tip"
hahahahaha

Before nko.. Conji na bastard.. Even small we can manage

hmm

Cutezt:
Lol, this op is opening our nyash

lol I dey tell u bad market for us

na only broke guys de do such words de chase gals,if you gat money na him go de do the works for you

fastgyal:
All these are baby methods na.
The one I'm familiar with is "let me just put the tip"
hahahahaha

Girls who makes it get to that point can be frustrating. You almost have to trick them for something they will also enjoy.

I love u talk ya own

jordyspices:
Hahahahaha dey use 30mins for d whole thing 28mins for begging nd 2mins for sex nd dey cum

lol u are not serious at all

deepwater:
Those days for Sapele, what we heard then was only:

I LOVE YOU, TALK YOUR OWN

And it was so sexy, trust me

Lolz....you just killed it ....those pele boys are very straight forward...no beating around the bush

A moment I see a girl I will say..hello you look purely natural..... So cute.. And she will reply hahaha thank u ,but how do know.. Like this..

How will a preety Angel like u be walking under this hot sun.
Did it hurt when u fell from heaven?
Nice shoes,I guess they 're the expensive kinds