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How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Nobody:
My distant uncle he is 41 no wife or kids, my mum's distant cousin has been staying at my place for a week plus now, i feed him, he collects money to buy card from me and he does nothing, i have been giving him signs to leave

i have locked him out on purpose for an hour forming sleep

i have walked into the parlour collected the remote and changed the channel

i have cooked a small meal

i have refused to on the gen when he is watching an important program and nepa takes the light


Called my mother last night to complain she was telling me stories of how his father was nice to her, that he wants to go and pack and come and stay in one of my rooms, i almost shouted at my own mother yesterday


As you can see i have done everything i can, i dont want to tell him to his face and look somhow

He cooks as if its his house, wen i go to work i dont know if he brings women to my house, i just want him to leave pls i need help
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by ProudtobeaMUMUM(m): 8:54am On Aug 05, 2017
Baba call this guy and sit him down
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by ashjay001(m): 8:56am On Aug 05, 2017
Be a man and explain ur predicament n ur take for d matter. Then, pay him off!
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Nobody: 8:56am On Aug 05, 2017
ProudtobeaMUMUM:
Baba call this guy and sit him down
its hard bro, i done think am tire, what is even paining me is that he is so comfortable as if its his house
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by ProudtobeaMUMUM(m): 9:02am On Aug 05, 2017
itsJude:
its hard bro, i done think am tire, what is even paining me is that he is so comfortable as if its his house
Just gather courage and talk to him about it Bro, He would surely leave
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Solvik(f): 9:05am On Aug 05, 2017
Tell him you're travelling for an official assignment and you would not want him to stay alone so he won't get bored or invite your girlfriend to stay for some days, she will help you do a nice job.
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by MissRaine69(f): 9:09am On Aug 05, 2017
Be an adult. Some people can do passive aggressive very well and I take it your uncle is one of them. So you will have to do the same. Abandon all these attempts , sit then down and tell them you are working out all your monthly expenses divide that amount in half and tell them what their monthly contributions will be. Be calm and don't shout even give him your bank account details explaining since he has chosen to stay with you rent will be due in advance. When it comes to food ask for his contribution if there is none, eat out.
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by MissRaine69(f): 9:10am On Aug 05, 2017
Solvik:
Tell him you're travelling for an official assignment and you would not want him to stay alone so he won't get bored or invite your girlfriend to stay for some days, she will help you do a nice job.
And if girlfriend starts doing gymnastics with uncle?
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by ProudtobeaMUMUM(m): 9:11am On Aug 05, 2017
Solvik:
Tell him you're travelling for an official assignment and you would not want him to stay alone so he won't get bored or invite your girlfriend to stay for some days, she will help you do a nice job.
What a comment undecided
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by ProudtobeaMUMUM(m): 9:11am On Aug 05, 2017
Solvik:
Tell him you're travelling for an official assignment and you would not want him to stay alone so he won't get bored or invite your girlfriend to stay for some days, she will help you do a nice job.
What a comment
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Martin0(m): 9:13am On Aug 05, 2017
MissRaine69:
And if girlfriend starts doing gymnastics with uncle?
aaaaaaa gymnastics with uncle,ayam not understanding u ooo
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Nobody:
i have locked him out on purpose for an hour forming sleep

i have walked into the parlour collected the remote and changed the channel

i have cooked a small meal

i have refused to on the gen when he is watching an important program and nepa takes the light










ItsJude,Wicked you are. grin
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by ikp120(m): 9:15am On Aug 05, 2017
Another fake story. What about the 18 million Naira in your Access Bank account?

Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by BiafraBushBoy(m): 9:17am On Aug 05, 2017
Tell him that you wana organize a gay party...

Since you are already gay, I am pretty sure he is gonna scamper for safety!
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by BiafraBushBoy(m): 9:18am On Aug 05, 2017
ikp120:
Another fake story. What about the 18 million Naira in your Access Bank account?
I guess he used it to buy the house, generator, dstv, and ..

Hollup, did he make mention of a car?

Lol... Prolly a bike!!
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by falconey(m): 9:19am On Aug 05, 2017
grin
Execute him aren't you .........

Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Archangel15: 9:19am On Aug 05, 2017
grin Tell him to leave your house.
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by MissRaine69(f): 9:20am On Aug 05, 2017
Martin0:
aaaaaaa gymnastics with uncle,ayam not understanding u ooo
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Uncle might have some skills who knows these days you cannot trust these uncles .
Good morning
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Archangel15: 9:23am On Aug 05, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
I guess he used it to buy the house, generator, dstv, and ..

Hollup, did he make mention of a car?

Lol... Prolly a bike!!
Guy hw far na Fadiga be this. grin
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by ProudtobeaMUMUM(m): 9:24am On Aug 05, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
Tell him that you wana organize a gay party...

Since you are already gay, I am pretty sure he is gonna scamper for safety!
ikp120:
Another fake story. What about the 18 million Naira in your Access Bank account?
Enemies of state you guys are funny grin grin grin
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Martin0(m): 9:26am On Aug 05, 2017
MissRaine69:
cheesy cheesy cheesy cheesy
Uncle might have some skills who knows these days you cannot trust these uncles .
Good morning
Hahahaha skillsgringringrin
Hahahah missRain I fear who no fear u ooogrin
Good morning eeegrin
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by ikp120(m): 9:27am On Aug 05, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
I guess he used it to buy the house, generator, dstv, and ..
Hollup, did he make mention of a car?
Lol... Prolly a bike!!
Hehehehehe grin grin grin

Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by MissRaine69(f): 9:29am On Aug 05, 2017
Martin0:
Hahahaha skillsgringringrin
Hahahah missRain I fear who no fear u ooogrin
Good morning eeegrin
These uncles who come from the village to disturb you and you want to leave your woman with them? Madness
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Martin0(m): 9:32am On Aug 05, 2017
MissRaine69:
These uncles who come from the village to disturb you and you want to leave your woman with them? Madness
Hahahah overtaking is allowed u know..
I have actually left my Ex with one of my uncles ooo but not in my house she,and hmm well I nor know if uncle do any skills
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by BiafraBushBoy(m): 9:34am On Aug 05, 2017
Archangel15:
Guy hw far na Fadiga be this. grin
Hey bro... Lol

How you doing bro??

Tis been a while.
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by gede7744(f): 9:36am On Aug 05, 2017
itsJude:
My distant uncle he is 42 no wife or kids, my mum's distant cousin has been staying at my place for a week plus now, i feed him, he collects money to buy card from me and he does nothing, i have been giving him signs to leave

i have locked him out on purpose for an hour forming sleep

i have walked into the parlour collected the remote and changed the channel

i have cooked a small meal

i have refused to on the gen when he is watching an important program and nepa takes the light


Called my mother last night to complain she was telling me stories of how his father was nice to her, that he wants to go and pack and come and stay in one of my rooms, i almost shouted at my own mother yesterday


As you can see i have done everything i can, i dont want to tell him to his face and look somhow

He cooks as if its his house, wen i go to work i dont know if he brings women to my house, i just want him to leave pls i need help
rent him a room and pay for one year after that he is on his own

by the way make sure the place is far to your house
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by MissRaine69(f): 9:40am On Aug 05, 2017
Martin0:
Hahahah overtaking is allowed u know..
I have actually left my Ex with one of my uncles ooo but not in my house she,and hmm well I nor know if uncle do any skills
You can overtake
But not in your own house
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Archangel15: 9:41am On Aug 05, 2017
BiafraBushBoy:
Hey bro... Lol

How you doing bro??

Tis been a while.
My main was banned, but I got the mentions from our 'friend' lol.
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Martin0(m): 9:42am On Aug 05, 2017
MissRaine69:
You can overtake But not in your own house
oh am glad u know thatgrin
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by BiafraBushBoy(m): 9:48am On Aug 05, 2017
Archangel15:
My main was banned, but I got the mentions from our 'friend' lol.
Lol... Dnt mind the asshole niggur.

Pretty sure he was high on some Florida weed!!
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Divay22(f): 9:49am On Aug 05, 2017
ikp120:
Another fake story. What about the 18 million Naira in your Access Bank account?
Must you really bring this up undecided undecided undecided
Re: How To Drive An Unwanted Guest From Your House (pls Help) by Nobody: 9:50am On Aug 05, 2017
I don't know how someone's presence makes you sick if the person isn't a jerk, you didn't say he's. Be accommodating and try your best to understand his plight. Don't give someone an inhuman treatment 'cause of their predicament, you don't know what tomorrow holds. Those attitude of yours were uncalled for. Don't spoil the good you started, little things matter in life.

If you must know his plans about moving out, simply ask him what his next moves are, and I'm sure you'll get answers.
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