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10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by Boc007(m): 12:57pm On Aug 15, 2017
1. Focus: I started having good focus with high and stable attentiveness to discussions. Unlike before I could pretend listening to someone having any discussion with me but my mind would be, "please try and end the topic I need to go to a private place and think of what matters to me(jack off)."

2. Social: My social life started making sense, I always felt like going out on a daily basis. I try to be funny when I discuss with people and lively, it's like I'm loved by everyone and vice verse. Unlike before, I hid my self constantly, loved thinking and being alone. If I managed to go out, i tend to develop shyness when anyone passed by and if a lady walked close I used to have plenty thoughts and acted like a seriously confused fellow(should I look at her, or I should snub her) and my face will be like sad )

3. Freak: a month later, I started feeling like a freak, each time I walk across a lady, only one thing comes to my mind. I always feel like talking to her and briefly tell her "hello how are you? Please can I have sex with you" The thought of having sex became so climax, that I could stay on my bed and try to flip my waist, hold firm and remember that with time it will stop. One of my motivation is that (there is a man who wants to force me to do what I don't want(devil) and he is right there) as soon as I remember that, I just control myself again)

4. IQ: few months later I noticed my IQ increased. My brain is now connecting easily.I remember things fast and it makes me happy, I always feel like going back to school again knowing fully well that I can compete with the best student because my brain is now becoming super-fast. I could see the future and so motivated to walk up to a guy and say "hi, I have not mastubated for like few months now, how about you?" grin . Unlike before, you could tell me something just now and I will forget it within two minutes even if I say it repeatedly, when I needed to use at the time it matters, I just forget it and say " can't remember for now" undecided

5. Sound health: yes , I started building good muscles, just small push ups daily I noticed how fast my body started responding. I could walk and smile, feeling so good. I could relate with anyone's mind and say "hey whats up? I know you notice how huge I'm becoming" cool I always feel like the boss.

6. Movies: This is one heck of a problem for me. Ones I see an actress, I always feel like, wow "I wonder how this lady will look like when naked". The only advantage is that, I can now finish a movie without fast fowarding it to the sexual part. Many people watched Spartacus but not everyone understands or even knows the storyline. All I did when I watched it during my mastubating hour was to forward and play, rewind and play it where it matters to me (sex) kiss , right now, I hate seeing such movie.

7. Spiritual life : It's more like God loves my move and I have settled with him on that part. I always feel happy to pray. Even when I noticed I did something wrong, in my prayers I just relate easily and feel like "oh I am no longer a masturbator , it's very easy now to be forgiven" . Unlike before, mastubating even makes me to forget prayer points and missed going to church services.

8. Strength: I could stay awake for long without any desire to sleep. I always feel like, wow, my body has not relaxed I'm ok and its like i just woke. Before, I only felt like " It's two hours already, I'm having headache, I need to sleep to gain back strength"

9. Sleep : My sleep has been terrible. I hardly sleep at night. I always feel like, if I masturbate I will sleep before I know it. My thought will be like, "I need a girl here on my bed, Shitt, what am I saying? Yeah, I need my friend with her boobs right now I can start holding her butt. Shitt what I'm I saying? Oh o, I want to fvck... Jizz! Shitt!! fvck me" that's how it was until sleep comes unaware.

10. Bed wet. As a teen, I never had "wet dream.” I wasn’t sure I believed that other people were having them, but during this experiment I had my first one. They are not enjoyable and they wake you long before you actually have to get up. It also feels like your body telling you that you need to go masturbate. In the end, the whole experiment had good and bad results but if you’re hoping for a change in your life, its worth it...

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by CROWNWEALTH019(m): 1:00pm On Aug 15, 2017
grin

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by AliasJoice(f): 1:08pm On Aug 15, 2017
cheesy

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by BlackDBagba: 1:09pm On Aug 15, 2017
Someone would appreciate this grin

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by ameri9ja: 1:09pm On Aug 15, 2017
Good
Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by Nobody: 1:12pm On Aug 15, 2017
Someone summon the vaseline crew here asap,you guys need to go on an indefinate strike

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by Nobody: 1:21pm On Aug 15, 2017
No comment.

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by Easylife338: 1:22pm On Aug 15, 2017
Lalasticlala:
Seun
Front page Abeg grin

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by yarimo(m): 1:33pm On Aug 15, 2017
OP all what you said is not impressive and not educative, meanwhile acting chairman Vaseline crew SAMBISA FOREST branch is here. Thank you

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by oluwafemi113(m): 1:34pm On Aug 15, 2017
this is serious
Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by Easylife338: 1:37pm On Aug 15, 2017
yarimo:
OP all what you said is not impressive and not educative, meanwhile acting chairman Vaseline crew SAMBISA FOREST branch is here. Thank you

That's his experience. It's left for you to see it as being educative or not. As for me, it is educative.

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by Boc007(m): 1:44pm On Aug 15, 2017
yarimo:
OP all what you said is not impressive and not educative, meanwhile acting chairman Vaseline crew SAMBISA FOREST branch is here. Thank you

Eheheh smiley but I dare you to go for 21days, you don't really know what you are missing in the other side of the world.

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by SirMichael1: 1:54pm On Aug 15, 2017
What about guys who haven't masturbated before?

Besides, why does everyone think all guys (virgins) masturbate? I find that statement to be utterly incorrect

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by ojun50(m): 1:55pm On Aug 15, 2017
Op well don don't stop jst continue

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by Nobody: 1:57pm On Aug 15, 2017
too much of everytin is bad grin
Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by HMZi: 2:00pm On Aug 15, 2017
-1 dude on Vaseline Crew....

cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry cry

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by gentlegenius(m): 2:04pm On Aug 15, 2017
Op... It's like that No. 10 (bed wetting) is your only regret because it wakes you up in the middle of deep sleep. But I think the pleasure involved in it is worth the trouble. Those who released through sex, masturbation, and wet dreams can tell the difference. All is pleasure but I think the self induced pleasure derived from masturbation, is not as blissful as the one derived from natural ejaculation(wet dream). Sometimes, wet dreams can even be more pleasurable than sexual orgasm in some cases because it comes in large volume after a lot of semen build up. I'm always looking forward to having it because I prefer it to masturbation and fornication.

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by Boc007(m): 2:06pm On Aug 15, 2017
SirMichael1:
What about guys who haven't masturbated before?

Besides, why does everyone think all guys (virgins) masturbate? I find that statement to be utterly incorrect

Eheheh
Not all bro but I think above 90% of all guys have one way or the other masturbated and are still doing so.

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by wins18(m): 3:00pm On Aug 15, 2017
op you failed to point out this,
As an Athlete, you need to avoid it at all cost because it weakens you easily and reduces your field performance.
Have you seen guys who pants like they wanna giveup few hours after the game commences.
same is applicable to too much sex too.

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by Nobody: 3:58pm On Aug 15, 2017
That one na your business.

As for some people, Vaseline is bae.

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by MrHistorian: 3:59pm On Aug 15, 2017
grin
Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by sunshineV(f): 3:59pm On Aug 15, 2017
Op.....



Bad child
Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by NwaAmaikpe: 3:59pm On Aug 15, 2017
shocked

Six months of not masturbating?

It's a lie jo.
Can someone live that long without masturbating?

I am very disciplined with mine.
It's a point of duty for me to masturbate 4times daily and have penetrative intercourse 5times weekly.

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by Nobody: 3:59pm On Aug 15, 2017
Op do you have another source of information for us to verify these claims?

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by Oladelson(m): 3:59pm On Aug 15, 2017
hmmmm...

the lord is your strength!

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by free2ryhme: 4:00pm On Aug 15, 2017
Boc007:
1. Focus: I started having good focus with high and stable attentiveness to discussions. Unlike before I could pretend listening to someone having any discussion with me but my mind would be, "please try and end the topic I need to go to a private place and think of what matters to me(jack off)."

2. Social: My social life started making sense, I always felt like going out on a daily basis. I try to be funny when I discuss with people and lively, it's like I'm loved by everyone and vice verse. Unlike before, I hid my self constantly, loved thinking and being alone. If I managed to go out, i tend to develop shyness when anyone passed by and if a lady walked close I used to have plenty thoughts and acted like a seriously confused fellow(should I look at her, or I should snub her) and my face will be like sad )

3. Freak: a month later, I started feeling like a freak, each time I walk across a lady, only one thing comes to my mind. I always feel like talking to her and briefly tell her "hello how are you? Please can I have sex with you" The thought of having sex became so climax, that I could stay on my bed and try to flip my waist, hold firm and remember that with time it will stop. One of my motivation is that (there is a man who wants to force me to do what I don't want(devil) and he is right there) as soon as I remember that, I just control myself again)

4. IQ: few months later I noticed my IQ increased. My brain is now connecting easily.I remember things fast and it makes me happy, I always feel like going back to school again knowing fully well that I can compete with the best student because my brain is now becoming super-fast. I could see the future and so motivated to walk up to a guy and say "hi, I have not mastubated for like few months now, how about you?" grin . Unlike before, you could tell me something just now and I will forget it within two minutes even if I say it repeatedly, when I needed to use at the time it matters, I just forget it and say " can't remember for now" undecided

5. Sound health: yes , I started building good muscles, just small push ups daily I noticed how fast my body started responding. I could walk and smile, feeling so good. I could relate with anyone's mind and say "hey whats up? I know you notice how huge I'm becoming" cool I always feel like the boss.

6. Movies: This is one heck of a problem for me. Ones I see an actress, I always feel like, wow "I wonder how this lady will look like when naked". The only advantage is that, I can now finish a movie without fast fowarding it to the sexual part. Many people watched Spartacus but not everyone understands or even knows the storyline. All I did when I watched it during my mastubating hour was to forward and play, rewind and play it where it matters to me (sex) kiss , right now, I hate seeing such movie.

7. Spiritual life : It's more like God loves my move and I have settled with him on that part. I always feel happy to pray. Even when I noticed I did something wrong, in my prayers I just relate easily and feel like "oh I am no longer a masturbator , it's very easy now to be forgiven" . Unlike before, mastubating even makes me to forget prayer points and missed going to church services.

8. Strength: I could stay awake for long without any desire to sleep. I always feel like, wow, my body has not relaxed I'm ok and its like i just woke. Before, I only felt like " It's two hours already, I'm having headache, I need to sleep to gain back strength"

9. Sleep : My sleep has been terrible. I hardly sleep at night. I always feel like, if I masturbate I will sleep before I know it. My thought will be like, "I need a girl here on my bed, Shitt, what am I saying? Yeah, I need my friend with her boobs right now I can start holding her butt. Shitt what I'm I saying? Oh o, I want to fvck... Jizz! Shitt!! fvck me" that's how it was until sleep comes unaware.

10. Bed wet. As a teen, I never had "wet dream.” I wasn’t sure I believed that other people were having them, but during this experiment I had my first one. They are not enjoyable and they wake you long before you actually have to get up. It also feels like your body telling you that you need to go masturbate. In the end, the whole experiment had good and bad results but if you’re hoping for a change in your life, its worth it...




How old are you?

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by AAinEqGuinea: 4:00pm On Aug 15, 2017
According to your logic OP you'll lose all of your so-called gains once you finally sleep with a woman that you can, up until now, confidently approach, bc in the end your body doesn't care how it ejaculates.

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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by coldsummer: 4:00pm On Aug 15, 2017
Funny


Funny
Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by itiswellandwell: 4:00pm On Aug 15, 2017
Hahahhahahahaha. Badt guy. You will be so good for a storywriter. Keep the funny part up guy.


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Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by Chukazu: 4:01pm On Aug 15, 2017
Good it yaf end... But tell us how it all started?
Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by mccoy47(m): 4:01pm On Aug 15, 2017
Thank God for u cheesy
Re: 10 Things I Discovered After Six Months Of Not Masturbating by ProfEinstein: 4:01pm On Aug 15, 2017
Your story is full of crap and over exaggerated , hope you know masturbation is healthy for your system? Go jerk off nigga tongue

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