Mine was my bunkmate, she'd pee in her bucket and keep for weeks. I was always throwing her bucket away, she wasn't bothered and was always buying a new one. Very annoying

Adaumunocha:
Dated one banker in the past, darn! That dude is dirty! Na me suffer am cos I kept on cleaning and cleaning. Told myself if I try Love is blind shii I'd get old before my time... Neatly escaped that one. Pheew!

Is dat wot we are talkin here

People talk shaa

Wishaky:

Ooohh good, studied medical laboratory and finished 2011/2012

great

Apina:

She had her fingers in between her legs .

The kind konji wey go do me if I dey that room ehn.

ibkayee:

Lool girl the thing only lasted like 15 seconds, there wasn't much to cope with

Lucky you.
If na me I go record their soundtrack and play it for them later.

rosalieene come in here and share your experience

NwaScore442:


Is dat wot we are talkin here

People talk shaa

... All na story though fiction.

NwaScore442:


Is dat wot we are talkin here

People talk shaa

Oh, property section? Never knew

makydebbie:
The kind konji wey go do me if I dey that room ehn.

Oniranu oshi

My roommate always fart whenever he is sleeping. So disgusting.

phaulzoe:
My present room mate is really disgusting. So dirty and annoying. First time am seeing and Architectural student like that.
If he cooked today he might leave the place till 3wks b4 washing it. And since i cant live with dirt i use wash them up. We are just 3 in the room, my other guy and I are fvcking tired of his lifestyle. Though he is a guru academically

same wit me

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You've shared this before

phranq30:
My friend endured a whole lot. The roomie would come back home at night and continue to pace up and down in the room for no just cause. He actually never had money for gas but was buying codiene on a steady. Nigga was cooking one day and the gas finished then he opted to make stew with electric heater (boiling ring). I can't stay with an annoying person cos I'm annoying as well. Nor dey lie, you're that roomie.

Drniyi4u:
He never sweeps room, he rarely washes his plates and clothes (he uses perfume often), he makes mouth unnecessarily, worst of all, he puts his dirty pots/plates/cups on my reading table whenever I'm not around and I never hesitate to throw them into the bush. I pity his future wife!

Awo annex, last session.



I had another wanking roommate

Lol. Ha!..... Awon ti Awo Annex. Hw I miss those days.....

Mine wasn't really a roommie, just had to stay few days, in fact 2weeks with me because his room was undergoing a lil' renovation by the caretaker. I noticed his dude resumed first day of school without foodstuff. Kept eating mine till it almost finished. I told him to call home and request for food, the fool waved it aside. I laughed inside of me, he didn't know what was to come. I am the kind of person who doesn't revenge but neither forgives.

I just simply packed my foodstuff, and locked it. Kept eating out for 4 days straight, hunger won kill my guy. He begged and begged, I just told him I don't have....he was seeing wads of notes in my pocket and also seeing my foodstuff but I told him I don't have any, in fact, I have been drinking garrison for days now. Dude ran away before he could complete his two-week stay. Some people don't deserve pity, they need that monster in you, in order to be awaken.

#TeamFvckRoomates. Spend money to Stay alone and die a happy man rather than save money to live in pain

Mehn the guy I stayed with in my 100L was a chronic smoker mehn, This guy is always smoking non stop Sotey bathroom con be like where dem dey sell weed ristler just full everywhere. Person go dey smoke dey shit and after all that he still won't flush the stuff imagine, I had to stop using the toilet and start using Nylon to shit which i throw away into the bush at the back of our lodge. Last thing I'd do is flush the poo of another person.
After e don weed finish he'd start playing Young thug (Till I Die) Non stop. Characters dey this world fr

once had a roommate named Raymond and damn he had huge feet which were always sweaty and dirty. He's so annoying that when he lays down he always wants to relax his sweaty, dirty feet on the white painted wall...

makydebbie:
Lucky you.
If na me I go record their soundtrack and play it for them later.

Lmao you're wicked

Luiz1:
Lol. Ha!..... Awon ti Awo Annex. Hw I miss those days.....

Lol. Same here o

ibkayee:

Lmao you're wicked

I know.

To all the liars in the house

After my 100 level experience in the university staying in the school hostel, I swore never to have a room mate again even though temporarily. I stayed the remaining four years of my life in school without a room mate and I thank God for that because I stayed off campus in my comfortable self con.
Apart from dirtiness some room mates are very wicked with bad attitudes that I can't tolerate at all.
I can't be in a relationship with someone who is dirty.

Lies. Lies everywhere!

Use to av one idiot roomate like that. if my girl friend visit me.. The mumu will seat with us from morning to night..
The tin dey vex me ehn! the guy no get chill at al

JPENG:
Use to av one idiot roomate like that. if my girl friend visit me.. The mumu will seat with us from morning to night..
The tin dey vex me ehn! the guy no get chill at al

Lol.... na good guy be that

Gourdoinc:
I remember living with that pig who for reasons I can't fathom, thought taking regular baths will make him melt. maybe someone somewhere told him he was made of salt. the room would stink like a pigsty anytime nepa takes light. what irked me most was his love for taking siestas on my bed with his BO flavoured sweat. I thought life had gotten better when he graduated only for the real bush pig to be my new roommate.

in comes isoko man(donk know how and why he got that name despite not being from there). he uses plates and pots and plans to wash them at the end of the semester, people claim the boxers he wore and entered my room for the first time was what he wore since his matriculation, and I can firmly say he wore it on his convocation. apparently the grime and slime had made it stick to his buttocks that changing it was practically impossible. he knew this fact and yet he was a partial nudist who on little provocation would strip down to that boxers. imagine when a brown coloured boxers has faded to gray cloured brown with sufficient signs of accumulated skid marks.

this boy loved to eat beans once it has rottened abit, b3cause he deliberately leaves it without warming for days before he resumes the cooking. he will store the drained beans water in his corner and even corpses in a cemetery could be awoken by such a stench which usually emanates after weeks. no matter what you say, how much you yell, he will tell you that maximum you can leave the room. nobody eelver kicks him out, many run for dear life. this is a man who never had a gf all while I knew him and thus had no motivation to change his behavior. he was a swine all through university.

if you watch him eat, you will throw up all you have eaten since Christmas and new year. a man who prepared stale okro soup and when the animal and marine life finished in the soup, added boiled eggs to the okro soup for his dinner.

nobody ever tried eating his food by error or my robbery. those who didn't heed this recent warning went home with severe cases of stomach virus. it's very possible he added his stool to help his beans ferment, because for the life of me, beans shouldn't smell that bad, even if it was prepared in hell fire

this is a joke right

lolzz

Gourdoinc:
I remember living with that pig who for reasons I can't fathom, thought taking regular baths will make him melt. maybe someone somewhere told him he was made of salt. the room would stink like a pigsty anytime nepa takes light. what irked me most was his love for taking siestas on my bed with his BO flavoured sweat. I thought life had gotten better when he graduated only for the real bush pig to be my new roommate.

in comes isoko man(donk know how and why he got that name despite not being from there). he uses plates and pots and plans to wash them at the end of the semester, people claim the boxers he wore and entered my room for the first time was what he wore since his matriculation, and I can firmly say he wore it on his convocation. apparently the grime and slime had made it stick to his buttocks that changing it was practically impossible. he knew this fact and yet he was a partial nudist who on little provocation would strip down to that boxers. imagine when a brown coloured boxers has faded to gray cloured brown with sufficient signs of accumulated skid marks.

this boy loved to eat beans once it has rottened abit, b3cause he deliberately leaves it without warming for days before he resumes the cooking. he will store the drained beans water in his corner and even corpses in a cemetery could be awoken by such a stench which usually emanates after weeks. no matter what you say, how much you yell, he will tell you that maximum you can leave the room. nobody eelver kicks him out, many run for dear life. this is a man who never had a gf all while I knew him and thus had no motivation to change his behavior. he was a swine all through university.

if you watch him eat, you will throw up all you have eaten since Christmas and new year. a man who prepared stale okro soup and when the animal and marine life finished in the soup, added boiled eggs to the okro soup for his dinner.

nobody ever tried eating his food by error or my robbery. those who didn't heed this recent warning went home with severe cases of stomach virus. it's very possible he added his stool to help his beans ferment, because for the life of me, beans shouldn't smell that bad, even if it was prepared in hell fire

God , you really made my day I swear, I almost peed in my panties laughing so hard. What!!! , Kai it's well o.

Mypeople2:
The one I had from 200L to 500L was more than a brother to me.Some people thought we were related by blood.

what of 100level?

That girl stingy no bê small, she hides almost everything including foodstuff but i show há pepper sef ooooo.

I can remember an instance. A roommate refused to contribute money for us to buy insecticide for mosquitoes and said when we buy we should spray our areas and leave his own.

LadyGoddiva:
Op you're fuckin hilarious!
This tour vivid narrative ehn, I can fully imagine what you went through! Sorry in arrears for everything you had to endure lol.

ok...yes am from London & I drive £28,000 range rover spot(since u keep asking)...so .tell me 4 main reason why u want to fuuucck me and plis be honest..u no u want to fuuucck me..don't lie!!(((ladies don't lie)))