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I sleep all day, I'm living the dream.

The invention of the shovel was ground-breaking.

The sick corper passed out yesterday.

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The confectionery shop is renowned but what they baked for my birthday really takes the cake.

The baby cried for food and her mum decided to feed her till she was fed up

The man who took the airline company to court after his luggage went missing has lost his case.

If a man has a foot fetish & he cheated on his wife, does that mean he got off on the wrong foot?

Tottenham punished apoel nicosa with three strokes of KANE.

Q: What did the Benue say to the Niger for possessing the Delta?
A: Dam you!

Celebrate with me, I just bought another brand new car.
My daughter wouldn't play near it cos she knows that any little scratch and I'll "SKODA"

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lol

1st person: Why did you pour out my solution in the beaker?
2nd person: You're eccentric, trying to invent a new material by fermenting paper in urine.
1st person: For crying out loud, can't you leave a man's sheet in piss?

my DATE an i went on a DATE, on the DATE of tbe DATE all that we ATE were DATES

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surddick:
my DATE an i went on a DATE, on the DATE of tbe DATE all that we ATE were DATES

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Alliteration (sorta), not a pun. This would've been more like it...

If you invest your money in a bale of clothes, it will return in a hundred folds

This is a microbiology lab - only staph allowed.

I asked for the enforcemnt of my Fundmental Human Rights, it was all I had left

I asked if she could bake a cake for me and she said " Sure dts just a piece of cake"

You can be my student
Give you schooling
Show you how to make it bounce like a bad check.
I can be your teacher, I can teach ya
How to get straight A's
But you really wanna F?
You can buy, go fetch
I know what's right, but go left.
Living in the night, but we hardly dream
In the club, going Charlie Sheen.

She beautiful but dull, so l call her beaty fool :-D

I don't trust atoms, they make up everything.

if I were you.
I will just be myself

Decentpee:
She beautiful but dull, so l call her beaty fool :-D

Beauty without brains is beautyfool.

Jesse jagz get so many fans yet him no Blow....

Its been a while up in here

A curious client of mine wanted to know if it's possible to build a bungalow over an existing bungalow within 24hrs. I told him well that's a "Storey For Another Day". #essehsbookofpuns

This man is a wife beater.
He was charged with...