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motun2017:
Cooked every weekend for him and his hungry friends,when i say cook i mean varieties ranging from rice to yam to efo riro etc etc abeg. i was doing housechores lik im his housemaid, arrange his wardrobe, wash plates. idiot boi. may Thunder fire ur left balls whereever you are now.mtcheew

That's painful but far from bizarre. He only wasted your time/energy and added to your body count that's all

I knew her parents won't let her come out at night to neck with me so I set their home on FIRE!

motun2017:
Cooked every weekend for him and his hungry friends,when i say cook i mean varieties ranging from rice to yam to efo riro etc etc abeg. i was doing housechores lik im his housemaid, arrange his wardrobe, wash plates. idiot boi. may Thunder fire ur left balls whereever you are now.mtcheew

How is this bizarre?.. Breaking your heart is also not considered bizarre.

kiss the truth!

motun2017:
Cooked every weekend for him and his hungry friends,when i say cook i mean varieties ranging from rice to yam to efo riro etc etc abeg. i was doing housechores lik im his housemaid, arrange his wardrobe, wash plates. idiot boi. may Thunder fire ur left balls whereever you are now.mtcheew

Kikikikikiki

Gulderbottle85:
I have been a Johnbull and Adamu at the same time for almost One year......I don't even know the colour of her panties.......I give her money every month..... Yet she is fucking other guys who even gave her less than I give.....I love her sha if only she could know this......

Oh no! Sorry i feel for you...

This sometimes happens if she wants to keep you for marriage or you once told her that you will like to keep her for marriage or also sometimes you exhibit the characteristics of an husband

Suck his dick every time am chanced

grbgrb4:
''A person in love is a semi mad man''
i surely agree with this word.
Few months ago i fell in love with a girl which in a few days she left town, i hardly miss a day without talking to her, but one fateful day i was unable to talk to her because our line got faulty, to be precise the wire supplying our community light got detached from the high tension and i'am badly in need to talk to her.
I blindly climbed a high tension i had never climbed before to fix the light so as to charge my phone to talk to her.
Thank God i was not hurt.
Unfortunately she and i are in loggerheads, i also get to know that the period of time that i almost killed myself for her, she had a guy she adore to a fault.

Now guys drop yours lets see who is more insane in love.

OP, your story is not real.
How can you claim to have climbed a high tension electric cable pole to fix your detached wire so as to charge your phone battery when you could have charged your phone battery with those who use generator for just N50?
May be you are trying to learn story telling.

Op u see ur life? U wan die for who no send u.






Any way mine is NOTHING

giving him my school fees to complete his house rent... ...

I always take my brain along with me in whatever it is..no need to do any bizarre thing for the sake of love

Nymeria247:
I knew her parents won't let her come out at night to neck with me so I set their home on FIRE!

you wey tawk this kain thing, en sweet for ya ear if na u, u go believe am ni? lie better lie mbok!

can u do dis for love?
ordinary light fixing, u dey claim love?
make ur black wife give u oyinbo, u go love?
love ko, passion ni

Dopeyomi:
Sucked her kitten

How's that bizarre
I could do that for a living

I catch grenade.

gidzbobby:
allowing my girl (ex) go visit her ex, cus I trusted her so much and was crazy abt her then... I always granted her request even if it was dumb.
Only for her to go fvcking the niggar that same day... She told me when her conscience couldn't take it anymore...
Her line:"Babe, I have a confession"

Nothing for me..
Never felt love to the extent of doing something crazy.

Hahahahahah NAH now your eye clear abi?

motun2017:
Cooked every weekend for him and his hungry friends,when i say cook i mean varieties ranging from rice to yam to efo riro etc etc abeg. i was doing housechores lik im his housemaid, arrange his wardrobe, wash plates. idiot boi. may Thunder fire ur left balls whereever you are now.mtcheew

motun2017:
Cooked every weekend for him and his hungry friends,when i say cook i mean varieties ranging from rice to yam to efo riro etc etc abeg. i was doing housechores lik im his housemaid, arrange his wardrobe, wash plates. idiot boi. may Thunder fire ur left balls whereever you are now.mtcheew

Why d left ball?

motun2017:
Cooked every weekend for him and his hungry friends,when i say cook i mean varieties ranging from rice to yam to efo riro etc etc abeg. i was doing housechores lik im his housemaid, arrange his wardrobe, wash plates. idiot boi. may Thunder fire ur left balls whereever you are now.mtcheew

lmao... how far?

JESSYELL:
another mumu spotted

Yeah Yeah!!! How do you feel after typing that Better right ? Now walk away.

never done any crazy things on those baboons

BrainnewsNg:
Oh no! Sorry i feel for you...

This sometimes happens if she wants to keep you for marriage or you once told her that you will like to keep her for marriage or also sometimes you exhibit the characteristics of an husband

Madam the matter tire me ooooooooo I'm trying to cut down on my expenses sha.....even as I sharp reach when it comes to her matter all my walls and defences are broken down.

gidzbobby:
allowing my girl (ex) go visit her ex, cus I trusted her so much and was crazy abt her then... I always granted her request even if it was dumb.
Only for her to go fvcking the niggar that same day... She told me when her conscience couldn't take it anymore...
Her line:"Babe, I have a confession"

so wat did u do after her confession

Bought okro with my last card....
Ran from home to the hospital just to see her.
....plenty other mumu mumu things I cant post here

sexybbstar:
Stealing foodstuffs from the store and climbing the fence to give it to him... He's late now tho.

LOL, funny

I wanted to suprise her on her birthday, but i had no cash, i sold my second phone so dat i cn take her out. on getting home, i found out her sis will be taking her out... and they were about to leave.

I can remember two different dumb things I did.
1. I told her we should both delete all our text messages (can't remember what actually happened).
2. I missed a test because of a lady (I was still chiking).

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sexybbstar:
Stealing foodstuffs from the store and climbing the fence to give it to him... He's late now tho.

Shey now u'v killed him u r happy?

Badtman:
I bought my Girlfriend new Android phone even when am still using second hand touch light Nokia and planning to get her new Techno spark yet we never had sex in sense of I" don't want to lose my virginity now "

Badtman:
I bought my Girlfriend new Android phone even when am still using second hand touch light Nokia and planning to get her new Techno spark yet we never had sex in sense of I" don't want to lose my virginity now "

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