gidzbobby:
allowing my girl (ex) go visit her ex, cus I trusted her so much and was crazy abt her then... I always granted her request even if it was dumb.
Only for her to go fvcking the niggar that same day... She told me when her conscience couldn't take it anymore...
Her line:"Babe, I have a confession"

You forget say old firewood no dey quench. Allowing ur gf to visit her ex is like, giving a rat fish to keep for you.

sod09:
yeah i know

Lol happens to the best of us

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blezzymoore:
Sucking her pussy when she is menstruating

Haaaaaaaa eleyi gidi gan

Loving someone who never loved u.

ibkayee:

Lol happens to the best of us

tell me about yours

Dived into a running gutter to remove one leg of her slippers.

Lmao so many funny comments. Can't think of any silly thing I've done. Never get too invested.

motun2017:
Cooked every weekend for him and his hungry friends,when i say cook i mean varieties ranging from rice to yam to efo riro etc etc abeg. i was doing housechores lik im his housemaid, arrange his wardrobe, wash plates. idiot boi. may Thunder fire ur left balls whereever you are now.mtcheew

Amen ohh...
Never in this world will i everr...these niggaz aint shitt.

motun2017:
Cooked every weekend for him and his hungry friends,when i say cook i mean varieties ranging from rice to yam to efo riro etc etc abeg. i was doing housechores lik im his housemaid, arrange his wardrobe, wash plates. idiot boi. may Thunder fire ur left balls whereever you are now.mtcheew

Ahahahah. Funny. U dey vex ooo

vanvick247:


You forget say old firewood no dey quench. Allowing ur gf to visit her ex is like, giving a rat fish to keep for you.

yeah, Bizzare thing I did for love

francesawesome:
Cooking for him late at night and the end of the day I caught him cheating. He broke up with me, I was begging him telling him I don't mind him sharing him with the other girl.

FUNKE!!!!

blezzymoore:
Sucking her pussy when she is menstruating

liar , just say u are a vampire or a blood sucking demon and I wont even argue .

Funkybabee:


Given him my 3000 contribution money when am in secondary sch,because of his issue which I can't do that for a bf again

I don't see anything wrong with helping your guy when he is in need, unless if he dumbs you despite standing by him through thick and thin.

gidzbobby:
allowing my girl (ex) go visit her ex, cus I trusted her so much and was crazy abt her then... I always granted her request even if it was dumb.
Only for her to go fvcking the niggar that same day... She told me when her conscience couldn't take it anymore...
Her line:"Babe, I have a confession"

You're lucky she even asked for your permission.

motun2017:
Cooked every weekend for him and his hungry friends,when i say cook i mean varieties ranging from rice to yam to efo riro etc etc abeg. i was doing housechores lik im his housemaid, arrange his wardrobe, wash plates. idiot boi. may Thunder fire ur left balls whereever you are now.mtcheew

lwkmd

Abeg o! He might be my future hubby

Gulderbottle85:






Madam the matter tire me ooooooooo I'm trying to cut down on my expenses sha.....even as I sharp reach when it comes to her matter all my walls and defences are broken down.

Chai!!! The babe get your mumu button on speed dial be that...

You don't have to curse him my sister, God Almighty will compensate you with a good crown who will appreciate you.

motun2017:
Cooked every weekend for him and his hungry friends,when i say cook i mean varieties ranging from rice to yam to efo riro etc etc abeg. i was doing housechores lik im his housemaid, arrange his wardrobe, wash plates. idiot boi. may Thunder fire ur left balls whereever you are now.mtcheew

motun2017:
Cooked every weekend for him and his hungry friends,when i say cook i mean varieties ranging from rice to yam to efo riro etc etc abeg. i was doing housechores lik im his housemaid, arrange his wardrobe, wash plates. idiot boi. may Thunder fire ur left balls whereever you are now.mtcheew

hehehehe. why evils?

BrainnewsNg:


Oh no! Sorry i feel for you...

This sometimes happens if she wants to keep you for marriage or you once told her that you will like to keep her for marriage or also sometimes you exhibit the characteristics of an husband

That kind future husband. God forbid

GeniusDavid:
Lmao so many funny comments. Can't think of any silly thing I've done. Never get too invested.

All this jagaban boiz forming "Terminator" on nairaland...God is watching you o.
Like we didn't see you begging and kissing the ground your ex walked on.

sod09:
tell me about yours

By 'us' I meant 'a lot of other people too' sha, I personally have no story to tell...yet

gidzbobby:


nothing, I was shocked tho' but I knew sumfin was gonna happen but I didn't expect the "SEX"...
The words I said then "Everyone makes a mistake and I might have done same if I were in her shoes"
The guy must have made the move and after so many refusals, she must have just obliged... I xha cuddled her and told her to forget it.

Lolzzzzzz. The baba when do the jazz for that your babe too tyt.....

GeniusDavid:

You're lucky she even asked for your permission.

not like she said it out of fre will... I knew she wanted to ask for sumfin whenever she gave me a kind of tune when having a conversation

When I was in my final year in the Uni few years back, my dept went for our annual field work in a place called Turunku (an ancient settlement where queen Amina of Zaria was born to) in Kaduna. This settlement is surrounded by rocks and hills with thick vegetations between them. We were divided into two camps about 9km from each of the camps, and huge rocks and thick vegetations separating us, with small footpaths in between this vegetation linking both camps.
Two days to the end of camp, we were planning our 400L burn fire night, unfortunately for me my girl was in camp B while I was in A. I missed her so much during the whole two weeks field work cos we were not allowed to visit the other camp or we risk been suspended. So I planned to go see her during the burn fire night as it was the only opportunity that I had to sneak out of camp cos our lecturers went into their rooms early to allow us enjoy our camp fire party and instructed us to switched off the gen, put everything in order when we were done for the night.
As soon as they all went in and the party in my camp began, I was planning my moves how to sneak out, to add to my motivation, our camp party was dull cos we had fewer "make sense" girls while Camp B had more girls that were crazy and could make any average party lit.
Around few minutes past midnight, I decided to sneak out. I held my Nokia torchlight fone and began jogging. I went into the darkness, into the footpath that had thick vegetation and rocks every where. I kept jugging but the road seemed farther. At a point I got scared, stopped and looked back, it couldnt see sh*t cos everywhere was so dark and my fine wasn't so bright, kept hearing noises of animals I couldn't describe. Had to increase my speed cos I felt something was following me in the bush. I ran for almost 30mins before I started seeing small huts and houses, then I felt a little relaxed cos I was reaching their camp. close to their camp, a pack of dogs were just over the tarred road were furiously barking at me as I passed them, didn't really mind cos I felt if I could pass the terror of going through the bush path, passing an open road with dogs was an easier challenge.
To cut the long story short, I ended up reaching their camp around past 1am on getting there I called my girl but it rang with no response, asked her friend in the field where their party was going on to go call her. She went, came back and told me that my girl was fast asleep. She was the one that prepared the meat, rice and other refreshment they had so she was too tired.
I was really disappointed cos I risked all these to come see her, though I didn't really blame her cos I told her earlier via the fone that I'll try and come see her at night if I saw the slightest opportunity, but my coming was depending on if the lectures give us space.
Sorry for my long epistle, wanted to paint the picture of the incident in your minds so it could be easy to relate.

motun2017:
Cooked every weekend for him and his hungry friends,when i say cook i mean varieties ranging from rice to yam to efo riro etc etc abeg. i was doing housechores lik im his housemaid, arrange his wardrobe, wash plates. idiot boi. may Thunder fire ur left balls whereever you are now.mtcheew

The fuking pain you?

I can remember she was pregnant for another nigga, but I forgave her and still gave her money to abort it. (Love look at what you made me do) we ain't together anymore tho!

Using my full school fees for shopping for my babe,Cuz she was not having foodstuff again, not knowing her pastor which is also her dads close friend is bleeping her,

spartoo:
I have done so many bizarre things for love but the one I consider most stupid was warning 3 different guys to steer clear of my girlfriends at school.

The said girlfriends have probably become hoes now.

I feel your pain, i learn never to swear for humans, because they can do the unthinkable.

stole body cream from my mama shop for my Gf

bigplayerz:
While i was serving in Abia state, i travelled to Jos to F**k a girl i newly disvirgened before one bad sharp guy will open the hole....afterwards i also ended up F**kn* her room mate too

Hope say u collect fucking trophy follow body come back oooo!!!

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