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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Organs(m): 2:13am On Nov 01, 2017
Benita27:
Don't go about deceiving ladies with these your white lies.

Did you do elasticity in physics?. If you didn't, help your knowledge bank with Google. The pussy is elastic, true. But when any elastic object is stretched beyond its limit, it becomes loose. That's how the vagina is. Taking in larger sizes of dicks by the virtue of how elastic the pussy is is bound to expand the vaginal walls, thereby resulting in borehole for a vagina.

Buy a new rubberband, stretch it today, repeat the action over time and you'll see that the rubberband will loose form. What makes you think married men whose wife have put to bed have the propensity to go after single girls who haven't put to bed?. By childbirth the vagina has expanded and it would take a loving man with no cheating attitude and fear of God to stick to his wife.

Quit saying the vagina doesn't expand.
Safiaa is right, Benita you are in the wrong here. Seriously, i am surprised you will compare the Vagina to a rubber band and using elasticity as proof. Like you rightly said, pls just drop everything you are doing and ask Mr Google and Mr Yahoo or any other search engine and do actual research on this simple question" Does too much sex cause vaginal loosening" or however you want to ask the question and you will find out there is no argument. The analogy of virgins is clear, each vagina has its size for each individual, a virgin will take maybe 2,3,4 times to open up to its size then it stays that way. Your analogy about after one and single girls is also not true. Men in the house will confirm to you that an after one lady can be tighter than single never had a baby lady, it depends. The cheating man is after variety period.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Psalmwhyte(m): 3:49am On Nov 01, 2017
Makapedia:
@VIVIANGIST

“Limit the dick intakes. Pity your future husband. Don’t turn that small town to an express road” - Nigerian Lady



Via : http://www.viviangist.ng/limit-the-dick-intakes-pity-your-future-husband-dont-turn-that-small-town-to-an-express-road-nigerian-lady/

Cc; lalasticlala

Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Emity007(m): 4:46am On Nov 01, 2017
RoyalBlak007:
♤Dont turn that small hole

[color=#F5A215]♤ into a Grand Canyon grin [/color]
true talk
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by darkmarky(m): 5:55am On Nov 01, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
what are you saying. What happened to widened pussies that can take in a whole fist easily without friction
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by thunderbabs: 6:09am On Nov 01, 2017
Lol...that her "she is not innocent of the acts too" is a damage control she used to protect herself from any backlash that may resut from her post.....

Yet, she deserves the lash.....Plz, lash her fo me....she made sense with d post but un-sensed it with her own admittance of also doin d same tin......

My take- no amount of advice from anyone can stop us from bleeping ourselves, both boiz n gals.....it happens till u geh married xcept u decide to b chaste.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 6:11am On Nov 01, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.
Chai! I pity ur future hubby.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by judgedredd22(m): 6:14am On Nov 01, 2017
Safiaa:
And this girl should increase her knowledge. A pussy doesn't expand by the amount of intercourse she has had. I can have sex with one man 100 times and another woman can have sex with 5 men, 5 times. So do we measure the size of a vagina by the amount of men, or the amount of times? It's absolute bullshiit. The vagina is a muscle, it retracts back to its original size even after childbirth. Not trying to promote 'oloshoism', but this mentality is ridiculous.

But I do agree with everything else she said.

Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by judgedredd22(m): 6:16am On Nov 01, 2017
Organs:
Safiaa is right, Benita you are in the wrong here. Seriously, i am surprised you will compare the Vagina to a rubber band and using elasticity as proof. Like you rightly said, pls just drop everything you are doing and ask Mr Google and Mr Yahoo or any other search engine and do actual research on this simple question" Does too much sex cause vaginal loosening" or however you want to ask the question and you will find out there is no argument. The analogy of virgins is clear, each vagina has its size for each individual, a virgin will take maybe 2,3,4 times to open up to its size then it stays that way. Your analogy about after one and single girls is also not true. Men in the house will confirm to you that an after one lady can be tighter than single never had a baby lady, it depends. The cheating man is after variety period.

Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Livefreeordieha(m): 6:20am On Nov 01, 2017
cstr1000:
I use to think like you until I met one lady.
I couldn't feel a single thing, and she is a single lady that has never had a child before.
It was like a very watery well with zero walls. Infact, I kept checking to see if I was hitting the right thing or if my dicck was entering a bowl of water.
funny enough i spent all yesternite reading comments here until i saw urs..����My point is i can't help laughing in disgusts as i have met 3 like that back then in uni...Their holes almost made me want to ask questions because my dick alone has always been an asset that makes me smile when it's been applauded by patrons ���� but when i met those 3 girls then,chai diaris god oooo..Broz na dia i know say ekenedili chukwu luxury buses sef go clear road for agbegi bedford caterpillar �������
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by slydog(m): 6:44am On Nov 01, 2017
Livefreeordieha:
funny enough i spent all yesternite reading comments here until i saw urs..����My point is i can't help laughing in disgusts as i have met 3 like that back then in uni...Their holes almost made me want to ask questions because my dick alone has always been an asset that makes me smile when it's been applauded by patrons ���� but when i met those 3 girls then,chai diaris god oooo..Broz na dia i know say ekenedili chukwu luxury buses sef go clear road for agbegi bedford caterpillar �������
You are correct, in fact there was a lady I met I just wasnt feeling nothing, had to ask her do you have a child, she started yabbing how she was raped in school and got pregnant and had the baby, I was just thinking is this how it is?
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by MicNz(m): 7:08am On Nov 01, 2017
NNAMDIII:
Cc: micnz see this girl savage reply cheesy



Modified: saf.iaa na 45 times you post for this thread shocked
Savage gal cheesy cheesy
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 7:39am On Nov 01, 2017
Benita27:
Hello!, you've been scare...what happened to your line?.
oh yeah...............been soo busy for a while now and any distractions (which includes my phone) are often more off than on embarassed

plus i'm patiently waiting for the weekened (when you'd most prolly be free) to call unless of cos you permit me to call during the week smiley tongue
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by KevinDein: 7:46am On Nov 01, 2017
Organs:
Bros, i [b]am not insulting you, but i mean this. A fool by def is he who knows not, [/b]and knows not that he knows not. Some corrections. firstly its Hooke's Law, by Robert Hooke since the 16 hundreds. 2. Hooke's law has nothing to do with this, ok. This is theory of Elasticity which encompasses Hooke's Law.(Force and distance). 3. Most importantly, stop applying a general law/theory to everything, there are limitations to proven laws. 5. Safiaa made it clear we are talking about a female human body part, in your deranged akbu and amala induced head, what you know, what you believe, what you're used to should be true all the time, that is where you got it wrong. She explained and made it clear and posted medical scientific journal and made analogy of childbirth everything and you still couldn't just simply follow her thought process and bring an intelligent counter argument. 6. Seek to understand then make yourself understood. I am muslim, in the Quran God almighty says, let not one group make fun of the other perhaps the other is better than them, hence bros, ensure you understand first before trying to call the other person ignorant. Finally, pay attention, comprehend properly, pay attention, for example there is no number 4 in my write up. Goodluck my fellow Nigerian.
Hahahahah grin
@ the emboldened, trust me man, your insults mean fucxkk all to me. You, after all, believe that regular sex by females does not lead to lost of elasticity of their vaginal muscles. So, yeah, your opinions and insults mean zilch to me. grin
Good morning
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Safiaa(f): 8:24am On Nov 01, 2017
I've recieved over 100 mentions from my comment. I can't respond to everyone, but I tried my best lool. My argument still remains the same. The facts are the facts. Like it or hate it, I stand by my truth.

I enjoyed this thread overall lol.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 8:26am On Nov 01, 2017
thepussyhunter:
oh yeah...............been soo busy for a while now and any distractions (which includes my phone) are often more off than on embarassed

plus i'm patiently waiting for the weekened (when you'd most prolly be free) to call unless of cos you permit me to call during the week smiley tongue
In the last one week I've been bedridden. That means, no work for me. So yeah, we can talk. Happy New Month, BTW.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Max24: 8:28am On Nov 01, 2017
Student125:
For anything to be elastic, it has its limit. even snake that swallow it's prey die in the process if the head is over stretched to its limit.
By ur comment you are saying it has no elastic limit right?
But a child passes thru d vagina. And a child's size is many times d size of d biggest dick. So, what happens to d elastic limit of women after childbirth(all women) ?
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Gloria4(f): 8:33am On Nov 01, 2017
well said girl,a nice piece for those who found it beneficial.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 8:34am On Nov 01, 2017
NNAMDIII:
Cc: micnz see this girl savage reply cheesy



Modified: saf.iaa na 45 times you post for this thread shocked
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Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Student125(m): 8:35am On Nov 01, 2017
Max24:
But a child passes thru d vagina. And a child's size is many times d size of d biggest dick. So, what happens to d elastic limit of women after childbirth(all women) ?
What is this one saying?
what is your point exactly.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Rozaytee: 8:59am On Nov 01, 2017
kellyJames5:
We are getting there sha gradually...
Hope you're good.
fine thank u
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by ArchangeLucifer: 8:59am On Nov 01, 2017
Safiaa:
Go and read a book that will answer your question.
So you have no answer?

I think at this point, you should stop typing on this thread.

Madam gynaecologist...

Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by ArchangeLucifer: 9:00am On Nov 01, 2017
Safiaa:
I've recieved over 100 mentions from my comment. I can't respond to everyone, but I tried my best lool. My argument still remains the same. The facts are the facts. Like it or hate it, I stand by my truth.

I enjoyed this thread overall lol.
No.

You enjoyed the attention.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by M3A16(m): 9:42am On Nov 01, 2017
There is nothing in that post but direct points and clear truth......Look critically around you ladies, you will certainly see some then slay/beautiful but not cultured and cautioned queens now old and wore women at 38, your body is GOD's temple and it carries you Destiny, stop sharing this natural gift even the crude oil has been said to be dried up as plenty as it is...First Newton Law of Life: For every action, there must be equal and opposite reaction..

For the fact that the written claimed not be innocent of the awful act does not mean she should keep her mouth closed to this bitter truth and she might just have used it that way in order not to put herself in the only and holy space...

Think wisely...
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Nobody: 10:21am On Nov 01, 2017
TheCabal:
With or without child birth , the problem still remains. After child birth, the vagina expands and never returns to the original size. While in other circumstances the feeling or sensation of a wide vagina comes from "lubrication" and loosening of the vagina in anticipation of sex.

A girl with "healthy sex life" get well lubricated in anticipation of sex in addition to the expansion or loosening of the vagina to allow easy entry during the act. So, a girl who has had more sex is likely to become well lubricated and loose before penetration - giving the "sensation/feeling" of a wide vagina (hence an indicator for promiscuity).

This is why "alum" is used for vagina drying. In this case the vagina, is less lubricated and even when it loosens in anticipation of sex, the sensation of a tight vagina is present becuase of less lubrication.

The more sex you have the more lubricated you become in anticipation of sex. The vagina does not only get lubricated in anticipation of sex, it loosens to allow easy access. Hence the need for a large member following a healthy sex life.

A less sexually experienced girl is always tighter, than a girl with a healthy sex life.
This is the most sensible post and put the words my thought on the issue.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Max24: 10:35am On Nov 01, 2017
Student125:
What is this one saying?
what is your point exactly.
That Nigerians are largely uneducated. Developed societies base their decisions on scientific facts while Nigerians base theirs on conjectures and superstitions. The assertion of d OP can only be confirmed by a geneacologist and not beer parlour conjectures.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by tosyne2much(m):
garubalawal:
There is no scientific link between cavernous vaginas and too much sex. In fact, the vagina is not the only part of the body that is optimized to expand and contract. Stuffing too much food into your mouth cannot make the mouth loose even if you do it many times in a day!
The vagina is by nature highly elastic and is always expanding and contracting. The vagina will become naturally “loose” when a woman is sexually aroused in preparation for intercourse. However, after sex, it tightens and goes back to its normal state. More sex does not make it any “looser.”
You're very wrong sir.

Now, let me ask you. Why is the vagina of a virgin usually very tight until after a few penetration before it gives room for easy accommodation ?
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Student125(m): 10:52am On Nov 01, 2017
Max24:
That Nigerians are largely uneducated. Developed societies base their decisions on scientific facts while Nigerians base theirs on conjectures and superstitions. The assertion of d OP can only be confirmed by a geneacologist and not beer parlour conjectures.
Do u know there is a difference between fact and truth. A fact might not be true.
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Tunjinodaysoff(m): 11:44am On Nov 01, 2017
lol
mrdickhead:
no be today ooo grin
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by tobiasbeecher: 12:09pm On Nov 01, 2017
Edonojie007:
You Dont Know How Irritating You Are Right Now In This Thread. Your Comments Reveal,you Have A Watery Rottening Smelling Pussy. Gosh! You Are Irritating.
Is like you lack home training, why can't you disagree with her without attacking her? What sort of person are you?
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Emeskhalifa(m): 12:23pm On Nov 01, 2017
QueenBeeHive:
taking in different sizes of dicks would expand your vagina.
You are the one that needs to expand your knowledge.
Leave her make she dey tok her own naaa
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Lekan111(m): 1:11pm On Nov 01, 2017
lereinter:
how bad
explain
Very bad and bad
Re: “ Limit The Dick Intakes. Pity Your Future Husband. " - Nigerian Lady Writes by Fkhalifa(m): 1:39pm On Nov 01, 2017
Even ladies don't understand the punna enough, see grown adults arguing back and forth...

That thing is a mystery cool...I salute am o.
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