NairalandHeroes:
Here's a piece of reality of edimolu's life he doesn't want to seen on Nairaland so he called the moderators and reported this very post for the mods to ban his tormentor and delete it


So suddenly joe is no longer lezz? They are now different people? And theumbra is now lezz?

What a beclouded mug you are. Instead of minding that half-empty chemist shop with wooden doors your father passed on to you, you’re here begging a teenager for tips onhow to sleep with a woman you met in your street.

Cursed son of an unmotivated ape who failed at moulding up his son into a man.

Emotional, manic-depressive bitch who stalks laddies here for pity-dates.

Snubbed by Lalas247, blocked by marrinie , ignored like a castaway discarded,compulsive registered onanist

Seems whenever you’re under heavy pummeling, you weave up storries not to look like the decomposing decadent you are.

Failure-magnet! Nairaland’s lovelorn stalker.

Edimolu the pussyfaced chemist man who runs to Nairaland for tips anytime he is confronted with a girl offline. Spineless worm.

Why don’t you set up an advert for a blind date or settle for an arranged relationship so Nairaland can be free of your frustrations.

The girls hate you for being a game -less , Zero confident harum-scarum who puffs like a salivating dog whenever a girl replies his PMs.

You’re a brainwashed, unloved child looking for solace and a sense of belonging on Nairaland but the sad fûcks who fathered you did a miserly job of making you hide your inferior genetics.

Unadulterated idiot.
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TheUmbra:
Edi-malu, the sickle-cell, bio-degenerated bit-part of human dross.

Your problem started when your mother's clitorial stimulation over-powered her ability to make a balanced judgement between a fleeting pleasure and the long-term future of her kids.

You birth is the painful result of her sexual immodesty as she was cheaply sedduced by a sickle-cell-ed village drunk who passed unto the world a living replica of his undistinguished markings in the person of edimolu.

Your mother's pussy served as the village sperm-barn where all the village drunks deposit the goo of their lustful passion. How your deadbeat father won the race to her ovaries is still an unresolved mystery.

Your mother died in vain. She left the world a photocopy of her lousy husband who failed to protect her. By nature's predisposition his battered baton was passed on to you. You couldn't at least look your mother's killers in the eye, rather you spent all your days drooling over lala's yansh, following your father's footsteps -he never passed the village test of manhood to earn him the right to sear a son - you product of cheap, illegal sex.


Your life is measure in oxygen rationing, sickle-cell-ed mentally challenged, anencephalic cri du chat sufferer.

Born bastard!

Who said p.mann don't do parental? Fool!!!

Blackhawk01:


I'm sorry you've been attracting the wrong kind of guy.
You don't generalize whatever you go through or you've been putting up with. I don't meet offline with the categories of guys I listed earlier. And I reiterate, only few of them are sane, very few.

banre:


nawa o....ah ah. so lets assume you are sane, which is most definitely unlikely and u claim d sane guys out there are very few. abeg wat r d odds that uve actually met a sane guy
aswear ur mumuness dey excited level

Rukkydelta:

A guy online but definitely not a guy from nairalander definitely most especially a romancelander
Never met a nairalander physically though
But some I have chat with are just something else though few are okay but I don't know how many of those few will be good if I meet them in person and funny thing is that no romancelander comprises of the few
And besides I don't have any problem making friends with many nairalanders as possible but dating one is a no for me

banre:


okay...we don hear u

banre:


nawa o....ah ah. so lets assume you are sane, which is most definitely unlikely and u claim d sane guys out there are very few. abeg wat r d odds that uve actually met a sane guy
aswear ur mumuness dey excited level

Fatality!

Rukkydelta:

A guy online but definitely not a guy from nairalander definitely most especially a romancelander
Never met a nairalander physically though
But some I have chat with are just something else though few are okay but I don't know how many of those few will be good if I meet them in person and funny thing is that no romancelander comprises of the few
And besides I don't have any problem making friends with many nairalanders as possible but dating one is a no for me

edimolu2:



Shame on you for recycling this...i will litter every section with your pics...you just messed with the wrong nigga, lemme catch you calling anybody ugly

See the bald head forsaken fool

Gày ass bïtch, tha fück, for god's sake, what sort of dude uses a yellow belt on an unwashed coat..

Draei:

Ok, but with that picture I'm seeing on your profile,
I'd rather become Gay than have a mere infatuation
with unreasonable creatures like you. #Out!

BloodyWa.farian:
Lol. Dear Dimple.s129 I am deeply sorry for bringing you into this mess.
You should have ignored the son of wänk knowing he suffers from a virulent disease which prompts him to jump at passersby like a rabbies infected dog.

I would hate to contact the strange ailment he suffers from which was I deemed it wise to ignore him after I delivered a precise savage blow to his hollow skull in a fit of rage, twisted his scrotum, pummelled his useless mouth, and left him drowned in the pool of his own blood yesterday.

Stay off that boy if you hold your sanity to any value. Just a piece of advice.

Föol thinks I am caringuy or darkrebel, or the one giving him sleepless nights. I was just bored, and was following this thread from the first page when I encountered our resident halfwif strutting about like a peacock in his usual manner, and I was immediately flooded with disgust I couldn't help pounding him senseless, to the utter delight of the viewing spectators, like they did a one time pickpocket at the oba market.

Did my job, retrieved my sword, and left the pitiful dunce to rot in the pit of ignominy. Didn't even bother to read the utter claptrap he came up with in a desperate attempt to redeem his battered dignity. He is just a lame fool spewing the same boring bile outta his unkempt anus.

Best to leave the poor tiresome creature to get choked in his own vomit.

Outta here.

Aaah! All these for Kingsley.?

Draei:

Ok, but with that picture I'm seeing on your profile,
I'd rather become Gay than have a mere infatuation
with unreasonable creatures like you. #Out!

Loyalblak007:
lol
No one is "undatable"

edimolu2:



Shame on you for recycling this...i will litter every section with your pics...you just messed with the wrong nigga, lemme catch you calling anybody ugly

See the bald head forsaken fool

Gày ass bïtch, tha fück, for god's sake, what sort of dude uses a yellow belt on an unwashed coat..

TheUmbra:
Edimolu2 or rather edi-malu, the sickle-cell, bio-degenerated bit-part of human dross.

Your problem started when yUour mother's clitorial stimulation over-powered her ability to make a balanced judgement between a fleeting pleasure and the long-term future of her kids.

You birth is the painful result of her sexual immodesty as she was cheaply sedduced by a sickle-cell-ed village drunk who passed unto the world a living replica of his undistinguished markings in the person of edimolu.

Your mother's pussy served as the village sperm-barn where all the village drunks deposit the goo of their lustful passion. How your deadbeat father won the race to her ovaries is still an unresolved mystery.

Your mother died in vain. She left the world a photocopy of her lousy husband who failed to protect her. By nature's predisposition his battered baton was passed on to you. You couldn't at least look your mother's killers in the eye, rather you spent all your days drooling over lala's yansh, following your father's footsteps -he never passed the village test of manhood to earn him the right to sear a son - you product of cheap, illegal sex.


Your life is measure in oxygen rationing, sickle-cell-ed mentally challenged, anencephalic cri du chat sufferer.

Born bastard!

Who said p.mann don't do parental? Fool!!!

Gambitt007:
The ugly and tha Fuglee

DriveByKiller:
Albino Munachi , we have your mother's pictures and the goitre is very bad.

Gambitt007:







It's good for someone to know where he belongs I didn't mention you and you already know who I was referring to....lolz


Now, fúck off!

DriveByKiller:
Hmm, wasn't that obvious?

Even gay albinos are claiming to be models online

You're on point, bro. Only in Nairaland is where you're normal, keep jumping from one Nairaland group to the other and getting dumped like an old hag. Na you sabi..

You have been kicked to the curb where you belong once again

Everlasting backbiter.

FTrebirth:


is that your picture or am i seeing a ghost? you worked hard filtering it just to conceal your eczema and ringworm. now you're looking like a snowman in a black and white screen.

i put up my pictures when i like and, even though i don't pride myself as mr handsome, i still look way better than you... confirm that from those who have seen me in real life.

i'll be at the beach party and may devil kiss your soul if you don't turn up or send your little thugs after me.

finally, you don't have to announce it...we've always known you're a slave to eczema.

edimolu2:
Now lets see, since you wanna do pictures lets do pictures

Bring it on bïtch

Ever wondered why i keep calling you a 40 year old unkempt fool, it is because you are

Everyone should see the pics and judge...lol

Behold our very own fearlez.....let God punish you if you give me a ban

Ugly cururo

Cc Almiqhteeallah
Zandhazaraz
Tovictoriaz

Abeg come see nightmare in daytime ooo

DriveByKiller:
ahhh!

All this for edimolu na only him waka come o