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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MizMyColi(f): 5:31am On Dec 27, 2017
daveP:



Lol, Dave.
Good morning.

But I'm not a Christian anymore, my dear.
I have no religion to lay claim to.
I do not consider the Bible as the word of God.

It does not make sense to me that Paul's words now equal the word of God.

I think that the word of God is in the hearts of all men.
It is living, and it is flowing....
You just need to tap into that consciousness and do exploits.

You talked about contemporary folks having access to the president....

Well, Dave, let's just say that some folks with specific assignments actually have the president's personal line. When they call, he listens, when they need to meet, he makes it happen, no matter what.

My understanding is that there is more to God, the divine if you may, than meets even the most enlightened of eyes.

Sometimes, people experience an aspect or some aspects of God...
This is dependent on what you are here to do...

I know what mine is....

Now the good thing is, wherever you are at, however you are...God has his special ways of reaching you, because you are part of him. How he reveals himself to you would be different, or rather, might be different from how he does to me.

In the end, we are on seemingly different paths to achieving our truest, realest nature - GodHood.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 9:53am On Dec 27, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
Sarassin now you'll understand what it means and entails to be a fisher of men

- love of the fish and a big passion for fishing
- long hours
- time, patience, perseverance, dedication, and a deep understanding of fishing
- know your tackle and methods
- react appropriately to weather, river or sea conditions
- catch first, have in hand before descaling or degutting

I am well aware of what you mean by the term “fishers of Men”
I am also well aware of the usage of the term by the gospel writers Mark and Matthew.
The question is, what was the understanding of the usage of that term by first century Palestinian Jews in the context in which Jesus supposedly used it?

Again, this is a demonstration of why Greek speaking diasporan Jews who wrote long after the death of Jesus, never met him and knew precious little about the norms and customs of the day should not be writing gospels.

Here is my topic on the matter :https://www.nairaland.com/2196462/make-fishers-men
MuttleyLaff:
Really?
What is "...was an apocalyptic prophet in the makings of John the Baptist" suppose to mean?

It means that Jesus was an apocalyptic prophet, who very much like John the Baptist preached that God was going to bring about the end of the world and that it was imminent and would be heralded by the coming of the “Son of Man”.

Like all apocalyptic and doomsday prophets, even up to the modern era, (including NL's very own Monsieur le Presidente) he got it badly wrong.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 10:09am On Dec 27, 2017
MizMyColi:


Many thanks dear one.

So, is his birthday 25th December?

Does he look anything like what we're inundated with in the movies?

Hello Miz, there's no consensus on the Year of the birth of Jesus, let alone the actual day.

Regarding the image of Jesus, it's rather interesting that early imagery of Jesus was a likeness of Orpheus, youngish blonde blue-eyed draped with a sheep around his neck, an almost "Roman" Davidic image. The Byzantine 8th Century Emperor Pope Leo (I think) then banned ALL imagery of the Christ. Sometime much later a much more dignified picture of a Christ began to emerge and has developed into what it is today.

The icon and description that was distributed along with the arrest warrant for Jesus by the Roman authorities, gives a description strikingly different, it is much closer to the description of Paul.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 10:20am On Dec 27, 2017
Sarassin:
I am well aware of what you mean by the term “fishers of Men”
I am also well aware of the usage of the term by the gospel writers Mark and Matthew.
The question is, what was the understanding of the usage of that term by first century Palestinian Jews in the context in which Jesus supposedly used it?

Again, this is a demonstration of why Greek speaking diasporan Jews who wrote long after the death of Jesus, never met him and knew precious little about the norms and customs of the day should not be writing gospels.

Here is my topic on the matter:https://www.nairaland.com/2196462/make-fishers-men
So that is why you penned the below then?
In there was I saying I have the good sense not to jump to conclusion there
and begging you to please explain yourself in there, because I didnt seem to follow or understand.
Then asked that are you saying "I will make you fishers of men” is a derogatory or extremely unpleasant remark to make?

Sarassin:
What is "shockingly monumental" is quoting the lineI will make you fishers of men
a statement so vile in the context of its time
that no-one, least of all Jesus would use it to entreat a man to enjoin him in any viable endeavour.
You got the wrong end of the stick there dear friend
It was just a prophecy enaction going on Sarassin

Apart from recreations like walking, have you tried angling?
Go watch anglers at the Kennet & Avon Canal or Waterloo Meadows at Reading


Sarassin:
It means that Jesus was an apocalyptic prophet, who very much like John the Baptist preached that God was going to bring about the end of the world and that it was imminent and would be heralded by the coming of the “Son of Man”.

Like all apocalyptic and doomsday prophets, even up to the modern era, (including NL's very own Monsieur le Presidente) he got it badly wrong
Our dear old pal Monsieur le Presidente bwahahaha
Sarassin no go keel pesin here this morning ooo
Double wahala for deady bodi, and the owner of deady bodi
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MizMyColi(f): 11:02am On Dec 27, 2017
Sarassin:


Hello Miz, there's no consensus on the Year of the birth of Jesus, let alone the actual day.

Regarding the image of Jesus, it's rather interesting that early imagery of Jesus was a likeness of Orpheus, youngish blonde blue-eyed draped with a sheep around his neck, an almost "Roman" Davidic image. The Byzantine 8th Century Emperor Pope Leo (I think) then banned ALL imagery of the Christ. Sometime much later a much more dignified picture of a Christ began to emerge and has developed into what it is today.

The icon and description that was distributed along with the arrest warrant for Jesus by the Roman authorities, gives a description strikingly different, it is much closer to the description of Paul.

Thanks Sarassin,

That moment when all you've been taught for about two and half decades of your life as law, and unquestionable, and unchangeable begins to fall apart...you want to tell yourself "it couldn't possibly be"
But then, what do I know really as regards these matters really...

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 1:53pm On Dec 27, 2017
MuttleyLaff:

Our dear old pal Monsieur le Presidente bwahahaha
Sarassin no go keel pesin here this morning ooo
Double wahala for deady bodi, and the owner of deady bodi

grin grin grin
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 12:31pm On Dec 28, 2017
daveP:
the boldened startles me very much.

Like you worked in a company, got promoted, but still doubt you're a staff cos all files, info don't come to your desk? Assurance of Salvation must be known!! How come you got deep, yet still revel in uncertainty?
That was my thought too. How does one go deep into Christianity without Christ? What or who takes one deep?

What does DEEP mean?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MrPresident1: 12:42pm On Dec 28, 2017
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MrPresident1: 1:03pm On Dec 28, 2017
Sarassin:


It means that Jesus was an apocalyptic prophet, who very much like John the Baptist preached that God was going to bring about the end of the world and that it was imminent and would be heralded by the coming of the “Son of Man”.

Like all apocalyptic and doomsday prophets, even up to the modern era, (including NL's very own Monsieur le Presidente) he got it badly wrong.

There are so many holy people on this thread talking holy things lol grin. How do you greet yourselves? Ok, I get it now grin

Blessings and glory!!!

Apocalypse means revelation, it means light, it means knowledge and enlightenment, it has nothing to do with destruction or 'end of the world' as many ignorant people believe.

Jesus Christ is the God ordained ruler of the world, his revelation is called the Apocalypse because his coming will bring the knowledge of God to all men, the illumination of mortal men bringing them to the status of the sons of God.

Anti Christ are those entrenched powers who are currently ruling and whose powers and thrones and rulership would end when Jesus Christ returns, the coming of Jesus is the destruction of their power, which has thrived in his absence largely due to the ignorance of the people. The coming of Jesus is their judgment, you have to give account of your time on top grin

Judgement or doomsday for all evil doers comes with the Apocalypse of Christ who is the firstborn among the dead grin. They are not the same thing, but the one must happen as a product of the other grin

Blessings and glory!!! grin
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 2:32pm On Dec 28, 2017
Sarassin:
Like all apocalyptic and doomsday prophets, even up to the modern era, (including NL's very own Monsieur le Presidente) he got it badly wrong.

MuttleyLaff:
Our dear old pal Monsieur le Presidente bwahahaha
Sarassin no go keel pesin here this morning ooo
Double wahala for deady bodi, and the owner of deady bodi

Sarassin:
grin grin grin

MrPresident1:
grin grin grin
Talk of the devil

Who is the snitch? grin grin grin

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MrPresident1: 2:38pm On Dec 28, 2017
MuttleyLaff:





Talk of the devil

Who is the snitch? grin grin grin

Did I get the greetings right?

Blessings and glory!!! grin grin grin

So you now know the difference between the Apocalypse and Judgement Day abi? grin

Glory and honour!!! grin
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 2:57pm On Dec 28, 2017
MrPresident1:


There are so many holy people on this thread talking holy things lol grin. How do you greet yourselves? Ok, I get it now grin

Blessings and glory!!!

Apocalypse means revelation, it means light, it means knowledge and enlightenment, it has nothing to do with destruction or 'end of the world' as many ignorant people believe.

Jesus Christ is the God ordained ruler of the world, his revelation is called the Apocalypse because his coming will bring the knowledge of God to all men, the illumination of mortal men bringing them to the status of the sons of God.

Anti Christ are those entrenched powers who are currently ruling and whose powers and thrones and rulership would end when Jesus Christ returns, the coming of Jesus is the destruction of their power, which has thrived in his absence largely due to the ignorance of the people. The coming of Jesus is their judgment, you have to give account of your time on top grin

Judgement or doomsday for all evil doers comes with the Apocalypse of Christ who is the firstborn among the dead grin. They are not the same thing, but the one must happen as a product of the other grin

Blessings and glory!!! grin

Mark 13:24-27

“But in those days, after that tribulation, the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will be falling from heaven, and the powers in the heavens will be shaken. And then they will see the Son of Man coming in clouds with great power and glory. And then he will send out the angels and gather his elect from the four winds, from the ends of the earth to the ends of heaven"

Sounds to me like the end of the world as we know it! Happy New Year in advance M. Le Presidente....assuming of course Jesus has not arrived before then grin
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MrPresident1: 3:12pm On Dec 28, 2017
Sarassin:


Mark 13:24-27

“But in those days, after that tribulation, the sun will be darkened, and the moon will not give its light, and the stars will be falling from heaven, and the powers in the heavens will be shaken.

The Bible like all other esoteric texts is written in arcane language, difficult to understand without the right background. Tribulation has ended, it was everything the Negro faced including slavery, colonialism, disease, Jim Crow, etc. Darkened sun, moon and stars was the Great American eclipse, google it, happened on August 21st. Powers of the heavens are shaken is the effect of the eclipse on the ruling powers of the earth; the stars who are the leaders fell, and the powers of the heavens was shaken, meaning they lost power

And then they will see the Son of Man coming in clouds with great power and glory. And then he will send out the angels and gather his elect from the four winds, from the ends of the earth to the ends of heaven"

Son of man coming in the clouds is the interplay of the celestial and the terrestrial in the rendition of the Bible story. The Son of man is the Sun of God, they are the same persons, this is why you always see a solar halo on the head of Jesus whenever he is depicted. You sure have seen the sun come out in power and great glory during summer, havent you? That is the Sun of God who is also the son of man. Gathering his Elect by his angels, is the rays of sunlight enlivening the dead, waking up the spiritually dead


After the clouds come sunshine grin, I told you one time that the story of Jesus was copied from the stars, you did not believe cheesy wink


Sounds to me like the end of the world as we know it! Happy New Year in advance M. Le Presidente....assuming of course Jesus has not arrived before then grin
He is already among us, only waiting for the SUN to shine
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 3:47pm On Dec 28, 2017
MrPresident1:

The Bible like all other esoteric texts is written in arcane language, difficult to understand without the right background. Tribulation has ended, it was everything the Negro faced including slavery, colonialism, disease, Jim Crow, etc. Darkened sun, moon and stars was the Great American eclipse, google it, happened on August 21st. Powers of the heavens are shaken is the effect of the eclipse on the ruling powers of the earth; the stars who are the leaders fell, and the powers of the heavens was shaken, meaning they lost power

And why would the tribulation based on ancient Jewish eschatology come to reflect the pitiable plight of the black man, that the bible had in itself contributed to ? and what was so special about that eclipse? why wasn't it an earlier one?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MrPresident1: 4:06pm On Dec 28, 2017
Sarassin:


And why would the tribulation based on ancient Jewish eschatology come to reflect the pitiable plight of the black man, that the bible had in itself contributed to ? and what was so special about that eclipse? why wasn't it an earlier one?

The ancient Jews who ran away from Jerusalem in AD70 under Roman persecution were darkskinned people, please read up on your history. Today they are now known as Yoruba, Igbo, Ewe, Ashanti, Etc.

The eclipse was called the Great American Eclipse, it happened only in America, I did a thread on it, give it a look, I explained everything. Eclipse means to cover or end something. Have you heard of the Bur sagale eclipse in ancient Nineveh during the time of Noah?

The Bible is the story of the Negro, how he got power, how he lost it, and how he will regain it, and NEVER EVER LOSE IT AGAIN. All his tribulations and his eventual triump are well documented cool
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 4:15pm On Dec 28, 2017
MrPresident1:


The ancient Jews who ran away from Jerusalem in AD70 under Roman persecution were darkskinned people, please read up on your history. Today they are now known as Yoruba, Igbo, Ewe, Ashanti, Etc.

The eclipse was called the Great American Eclipse, it happened only in America, I did a thread on it, give it a look, I explained everything. Eclipse means to cover or end something. Have you heard of the Bur sagale eclipse in ancient Nineveh during the time of Noah?

The Bible is the story of the Negro, how he got power, how he lost it, and how he will regain it, and NEVER EVER LOSE IT AGAIN. All his tribulations and his eventual triump are well documented cool

@bolded, you're sheiting me, right? grin grin grin

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MrPresident1: 4:26pm On Dec 28, 2017
Sarassin:


@bolded, you're sheiting me, right? grin grin grin

Lol. Jews are black wink
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 4:47pm On Dec 28, 2017
MrPresident1:


Lol. Jews are black wink
Ok, you mean black like Netanyahu or Golda Meier.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by LotusFan: 4:50pm On Dec 28, 2017
Behold, I stand on this thread and watch...

....If anybody including the OP mentions Steven here...

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MrPresident1: 4:55pm On Dec 28, 2017
Sarassin:

Ok, you mean black like Netanyahu or Golda Meier.

Those are Israelis, I am talking Israelites.

The ancient Jews were black, and I have the support of logic, history, and the Bible to back me u wink
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 5:05pm On Dec 28, 2017
MrPresident1:


Those are Israelis, I am talking Israelites.

The ancient Jews were black, and I have the support of logic, history, and the Bible to back me u wink

Aren't the Israelis Jews anymore? * In fact lets hear your logic. Turn black into white for us.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 5:06pm On Dec 28, 2017
LotusFan:
Behold, I stand on this thread and watch...

....If anybody including the OP mentions Steven here...

grin grin

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MrPresident1: 5:09pm On Dec 28, 2017
Sarassin:


Aren't the Israelis Jews anymore?

Revelation 2:9
Revelatiin 3:9
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 5:12pm On Dec 28, 2017
MrPresident1:


Revelation 2:9
Revelatiin 3:9

grin grin Come now, M. Le Presidente neither of those verses proves anything.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MrPresident1: 5:15pm On Dec 28, 2017
Sarassin:


grin grin Come now, M. Le Presidente neither of those verses proves anything.

Like you believed me when I told you the story of Jesus was copied from the stars, lol.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 5:18pm On Dec 28, 2017
MrPresident1:


Like you believed me when I told you the story of Jesus was copied from the stars, lol.

Let's stay earthbound for now, how does either of those verses prove your point?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MrPresident1: 5:25pm On Dec 28, 2017
Sarassin:


Let's stay earthbound for now, how does either of those verses prove your point?

Yeah let's remain in the elementary class.

Put those verses here as evidence that you read them grin
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 5:30pm On Dec 28, 2017
MrPresident1:


Yeah let's remain in the elementary class.

Put those verses here as evidence that you read them grin
You'll have to take my word for it that I read them in the KJV version. So please feel free to go for it.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 5:30pm On Dec 28, 2017
Sarassin:
@bolded, you're sheiting me, right? grin grin grin

MrPresident1:
Lol. Jews are black wink

Sarassin:
Ok, you mean black like Netanyahu or Golda Meier.

MrPresident1:
Those are Israelis, I am talking Israelites.

The ancient Jews were black,
and I have the support of logic, history, and the Bible to back me u wink
Netanyahu, Simon Peres and others are not real Israelites
but are either actually Ashkenazi Jews or of Polish origin
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 5:33pm On Dec 28, 2017
Lest we forget, it is your assertion that the early Jews were black and that those two verses corroborate your claim.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 5:36pm On Dec 28, 2017
MuttleyLaff:

Netanyahu, Simon Peres and others are not real Israelites
but are either actually Ashkenazi Jews or of Polish origin

Granted, but how does he make the leap that the ancient Jews, a Semitic people were Negroid?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MrPresident1: 5:39pm On Dec 28, 2017
MuttleyLaff:


Netanyahu, Simon Peres and others are not real Israelites
but are either actually Ashkenazi Jews or of Polish origin

Sarassin grin

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