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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 1:56pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

Like Sarassin, Lezz... wink
Ishilove!!!!!. See my head o. Before some girl will come at me with a loaded gun. Lezz is sound, strong and... i don't know what else. And, Sarrasin is smart, too smart. But he is a Mystic, awww. I wish he wasn't.

Mia Caro, biko, don't be vex wee mee, it's just a wish.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 1:57pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:


2 Tim 2 vs 23
God help me. Ayaf bin sinning in that.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 1:59pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Ishilove!!!!!. See my head o. Before some girl will come at me with a loaded gun. Lezz is sound, strong and... i don't know what else. And, Sarrasin is smart, too smart. But he is a Mystic, awww. I wish he wasn't.

Mia Caro, biko, don't be vex wee mee, it's just a wish.
Buhahahahaha! She will come with double barrel cheesy

Yeah I like very smart men too. In short, the smarter the better, but definitely not mystics. grin wink

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 2:00pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

God help me. Ayaf bin sinning in that.
That's why you will never find me engaging anyone on religious matters. God help us all
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 2:07pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

That's why you will never find me engaging anyone on religious matters. God help us all
Amen. I have to stop. But, i can discourse abi?

In here is question and answer o. Iszit wrong too?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 2:08pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

Familiar spirits are demonic spirits that use the faces of people familiar to you to operate and deceive you.

Your image can be used by these spirits if you are spiritually weak. I speak from experience.
Ohh. .Okay. Another one gave me a different definition. Thank you.

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by butterflyl1on: 2:09pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Amen. I have to stop. But, i can discourse abi?

In here is question and answer o. Iszit wrong too?

SMH angry

Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 2:09pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Amen. I have to stop. But, i can discourse abi?

In here is question and answer o. Iszit wrong too?
No it isn't wrong. I actually learn a lot from you because you are so sound in biblical matters
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by MuttleyLaff: 2:11pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:
My understanding of 'kosher' is 'fit' and 'appropriate', and describes foods which are 'halal' in Jewish dietary laws.
Does kosher have another meaning outside this? undecided

That aside, what I meant is the gift could be a burden because knowing what people think about you, all the time can be such a bother. Sometimes it is better to be guided by wisdom and intuition in our dealings with human beings.

However, you are right about the gift being a burden if the source is from the kingdom of darkness.
Using kosher or halal, in this instance, was just matter of borrowing a parlance.

The gifts which will be appropriate when put side by side with psychic or clairvoyance are:
1) the spiritual gift word of knowledge,
2) gift of discerning of spirits
3) and gift of prophecy

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 2:11pm On Dec 29, 2017
LoJ:

Ohh. .Okay. Another one gave me a different definition. Thank you.
You're welcome, darling
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 2:13pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

No it isn't wrong. I actually learn a lot from you because you are so sound in biblical matters
See as dada just fold for my head. who go helep me loosen am nah? lolzzzz. Thanks dearie.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 2:15pm On Dec 29, 2017
MuttleyLaff:
Using kosher or halal, in this instance, was just matter of borrowing a parlance.

The gifts which will be appropriate when put side by side with psychic or clairvoyance are:
the spiritual gift word of knowledge,
gift of discerning of spirits
and gift of prophecy
Is clairvoyance of the devil?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 2:16pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


SMH angry
Hey you bros. Long time.

How did the pig market? Do people eat pork during Christmas? Me, i don't eat pork.


And, why the face? lol
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 2:17pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

See as dada just fold for my head. who go helep me loosen am nah? lolzzzz. Thanks dearie.
Sarassin! Come and help your fiancee loosen her dada cheesy
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by butterflyl1on: 2:20pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

See as dada just fold for my head. who go helep me loosen am nah? lolzzzz. Thanks dearie.

Philippians 4:8, proverbs 4:23, psalm 103:3
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 2:20pm On Dec 29, 2017
Sarassin:


Don't mind her, she can't quite decide, eternal life with Christ or damnation with me! grin grin I know which I would choose.
grin grin grin

Interestingly, both analice and Ishilove have (in my opinion) the profile and the vibe of the next spiritual seeker, who will later turn esoteric student. It may take like 20 years before they get there, but I'm sure they will, especially one of them (let me hide which one). I have always believed so.

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 2:20pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

Buhahahahaha! She will come with double barrel cheesy

Yeah I like very smart men too. In short, the smarter the better, but definitely not mystics. grin wink
Just imagine you and Sarrasin. You can't even gossip him in your mind, he will just catch you. Just think of murmuring and you are caught red handed.

What kind of life is that? When you make him very angry, he'll put a spell on you. You'd just be forgetting things. Awww.


Mia Caro, Can we mystically withdraw money from Central bank without going there?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 2:22pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:

Philippians 4:8, proverbs 4:23, psalm 103:3
The hand of the law is here. Make i go check weytin e tok?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by butterflyl1on: 2:22pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Hey you bros. Long time.

How did the pig market? Do people eat pork during Christmas? Me, i don't eat pork.


And, why the face? lol

I just dey read your serenade and shake my head. Emotions are a womans worst enemy.

Pork is the best meat out there o. You better learn how to eat it. Christmas and prior to it was busy for me sha.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by butterflyl1on: 2:24pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

The hand of the law is here. Make i go check weytin e tok?

It's psalm 101:3 not psalm 103:3
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 2:25pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


Philippians 4:8, proverbs 4:23, psalm 103:3
Na play i dey play nah. I no mean am o.

I know i'm not suppose to play some play, because i no fit tell Angels say na play.


It's well ooo.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Nobody: 2:26pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

How fascinating. Why did you turn your back on Christianity?

To answer this, I would not say I turned my back on Christianity, it was quite the other way around, it is rather difficult when the religion of one's birth cast one as the villain of the piece because it is unable to come to terms with what one is. So in a bid to make sense of it all I decided to jettison organised religion in general and seek the path to the Divine on my own terms.

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Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 2:26pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:
Sarassin! Come and help your fiancee loosen her dada cheesy
Chai, Ishi. Don't embarrass am nah. ***coverface***
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 2:27pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Just imagine you and Sarrasin. You can't even gossip him in your mind, he will just catch you. Just think of murmuring and you are caught red handed.

What kind of life is that? When you make him very angry, he'll put a spell on you. You'd just be forgetting things. Awww.


Mia Caro, Can we mystically withdraw money from Central bank without going there?
My sister ehn, you won't be able to hide anything from him. If you want to sneak and keep communicating with that friend he doesn't like after he tells you not to, he will find out. If you want to play hanky panky with food stuff allowance, he will catch you red handed. Haba, I pity the woman he ends up with (if he isn't hooked already) because you wee just be an open book cheesy
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 2:29pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


I just dey read your serenade and shake my head. Emotions are a womans worst enemy.
Gerrarahere! angry

Re: Ducking Out Of Church by butterflyl1on: 2:29pm On Dec 29, 2017
Sarassin:


To answer this, I would not say I turned my back on Christianity, it was quite the other way around, it is rather difficult when the religion of one's birth cast one as the villain of the piece because it is unable to come to terms with what one is. So in a bid to make sense of it all I decided to jettison organised religion in general and seek the path to the Divine on my own terms.

What terms were those and how were you able to define those terms and know they would not lead you astray?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by Ishilove: 2:30pm On Dec 29, 2017
Sarassin:


To answer this, I would not say I turned my back on Christianity, it was quite the other way around, it is rather difficult when the religion of one's birth cast one as the villain of the piece because it is unable to come to terms with what one is. So in a bid to make sense of it all I decided to jettison organised religion in general and seek the path to the Divine on my own terms.
And what are your terms?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 2:30pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


I just dey read your serenade and shake my head. Emotions are a womans worst enemy.

Pork is the best meat out there o. You better learn how to eat it. Christmas and prior to it was busy for me sha.
Bros, nah play i dey play. My emotions are in check.
I know the dangers of let emotions loose.

I don't like pork meat. the animal doesn't look clean to me.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by butterflyl1on: 2:30pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

Gerrarahere! angry

I struck a nerve right? cheesy

You know I'm right ishi-ife. Women are always drawn by what men find absolutely normal. What manner of moths are you women?
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by butterflyl1on: 2:32pm On Dec 29, 2017
analize701:

Bros, nah play i dey play. My emotions are in check.
I know the dangers of let emotions loose.

I don't like pork meat. the animal doesn't look clean to me.

Forget the hype. The animal has no issues. Cook and spice like all other meat and eat and you will not touch another kind of meat in your life again grin
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 2:33pm On Dec 29, 2017
Ishilove:

My sister ehn, you won't be able to hide anything from him. If you want to sneak and keep communicating with that friend he doesn't like after he tells you not to, he will find out. If you want to play hanky panky with food stuff allowance, he will catch you red handed. Haba, I pity the woman he ends up with (if he isn't hooked already) because you wee just be an open book cheesy
Except that woman is covered by the blood of Jesus, body and thoughts.

lolzzz@ Food stuff allowance. That's what women play with a lot.
Re: Ducking Out Of Church by analize701: 2:34pm On Dec 29, 2017
butterflyl1on:


Forget the hype. The animal has no issues. Cook and spice like all other meat and eat and you will not touch another kind of meat in your life again grin
It has too much fat. and am not too much into meat.

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