₦airaland Forum

Ikillfools:
useless by who or whom? only in your useless and worthless dream do such reality exist. edimolu, or is edimugu. I once told you you're a cancer on this earth, and you need serious chemotherapy to stop your cancerous cells from spreading. now take your acute stupidity and disappear into the abyss of foolishness.

you're not worth my time, heck, the only thing you're worth is less than a drop of water in the atlantic ocean. do yourself the favour of being the obtuse loser you truly are.

lezz:
So much for 2018 for the son of a tearful ghost called edimolu

lezz:
Edimolu, the cost of my educational qualifications quadruple your father's life savings and that of his father and his father and their fathers!!!

When adverbs such as "all" "some" "none" are used as determiners to herald a noun, the verb takes the position of the noun.

So if the noun is singular, the verb takes a singular form. But if the noun is plural, the verb takes a plural form.

In my case, Nairaland is a singular noun, thus the verb preceding it can not be grammatically influenced by " all".

So, Mr. Bland daft, it is grammatically wrong to say " all of Nairaland know". You're a simpleton. A waste of human effort. It should read , "all of Nairaland KNOWS"

See pics for illustration.

By the way, It's 10:46 pm. You said you'll be in church with your girl by 10pm. But here you are trying hard to best me.

When i told you you are as fake as your mother's breast she used in coning your dim-witted father into a sham marriage you keep denying it .

Failed idiot from a cursed union.


Now, I have demolished you beyond repair. Ridiculed your educational destitution and exposed you as just another frustrated sod hugging the cyberspace aimlessly out of boredom and inactivity.

Never in your wretched life try to correct someone greater than the polluted filth you call your bloodlines.

Magnified idiot.

Ikillfools:
i've placed him in the league of judeefcc, saintsamurai and synzu. idiots who revel in being made fools.

non the less, i'll still say happy new year to them. for without them, who will make us laugh till our stomach ache. LOL.

lezz:
Edimolu, the cost of my educational qualifications quadruple your father's life savings and that of his father and his father and their fathers!!!

When adverbs such as "all" "some" "none" are used as determiners to herald a noun, the verb takes the position of the noun.

So if the noun is singular, the verb takes a singular form. But if the noun is plural, the verb takes a plural form.

In my case, Nairaland is a singular noun, thus the verb preceding it can not be grammatically influenced by " all".

So, Mr. Bland daft, it is grammatically wrong to say " all of Nairaland know". You're a simpleton. A waste of human effort. It should read , "all of Nairaland KNOWS"

See pics for illustration. www.nairaland.com/attachments/6489759_2017123122_37_44_jpeg218d5a8f5f4bb7cf866bbd41130f21eb



By the way, It's 10:46 pm. You said you'll be in church with your girl by 10pm. But here you are trying hard to best me.

When i told you you are as fake as your mother's breast she used in coning your dim-witted father into a sham marriage you keep denying it .

Failed idiot from a cursed union.


Now, I have demolished you beyond repair. Ridiculed your educational destitution and exposed you as just another frustrated sod hugging the cyberspace aimlessly out of boredom and inactivity.

Never in your wretched life try to correct someone greater than the polluted filth you call your bloodlines.

Magnified idiot.

Ikillfools:
useless by who or whom? only in your useless and worthless dream do such reality exist. edimolu, or is edimugu. I once told you you're a cancer on this earth, and you need serious chemotherapy to stop your cancerous cells from spreading. now take your acute stupidity and disappear into the abyss of foolishness.

you're not worth my time, heck, the only thing you're worth is less than a drop of water in the atlantic ocean. do yourself the favour of being the obtuse loser you truly are.

edimolu:
Choi which kain olodo u be so? You only show me simgular and plural going with is and are? Awuzu billahi y u just dumb like dis?, why ur brain dey spill mucus na? See as u just go off-point with ypur foolish analysis

All of nairaland "knows" , ,? Choi and u still dey argue am?

The word all is an adverb and also axts as a determiner when used to start a sentence, the word nairaland has no effect in the verb being used...you no get sense, go ask ur betters , dem go knock u before dem reason u better....olodo oshi

Just dey gbagaun anyhow, which one be educational destitution, e no go better for ur papa for giving me headache....oloriburuku oshi

lezz:
[s]i showed you both singular nouns plus going with singular verbs.

And plural nouns going going with plural verbs.

You are a discombobulated illiterate who doesn't even know verbs and their appropriate usages. Please see the two circles I marked off in the pics.

First one is an adverb used as a determiner going with a singular noun and taking a singular verb.

The second encircled ring is the plural example.

I have , within 5 minutes, excelled where your father failed.

Listen here, you're only putting up a weak dishonest front because I have rubbished you and all you stand for before these beautiful people of Nairaland.

You're a shiftless commoner, a pretender and an empty bozo.

I will never grace your mentions anymore. You're beneath the alcohol I expel as urine. Never again will I engage a backwater retárd. You died with 2017.

Any man who sired a shiftless idiot like you must be lower than a regular Joe and marrried to an aimless hooker who stinks worse than a discarded can of tin milk.

Your genealogical foundation is a porous as President Buhari's plans to revive Nigeria's economy.

Goodbye and happy 2018[/s].

lezz:
No need to be worked up over the truth.

People say internet behavior doesn’t mirror reality offline. But I have often disagreed.

31st December 2017 we’re in the spirit of celebrating the emergence of 2018 with fanfare and celebrations while you are here locked up in a dark room trying to celebrate the new year with mentions.

No surprises you need Nairaland intervention to get a girlfriend.

Mr. Blahs, slide your phone into your hip pocket and dare the world outside your door without resorting to the fleeting reality Nairaland projects.

You want a real girlfriend for 2018 as opposed to a virtual one for 2017, don’t you?

lezz:
I showed you both singular nouns going with singular verbs.

And plural nouns going with plural verbs.

You are a discombobulated illiterate who doesn't even know verbs and their appropriate usages. Please see the two circles I marked off in the pics.

First one is an adverb used as a determiner going with a singular noun and taking a singular verb.

The second encircled ring is the plural example.

I have , within 5 minutes, excelled where your father failed.

Listen here, you're only putting up a weak dishonest front because I have rubbished you and all you stand for before these beautiful people of Nairaland.

You're a shiftless commoner, a pretender and an empty bozo.

I will never grace your mentions anymore. You're beneath the alcohol I expel as urine. Never again will I engage a backwater retárd like you again.

You died with 2017.

Any man who sired a shiftless idiot like you must be lower than a regular Joe and marrried to an aimless hooker who stinks worse than a discarded can of tin milk.

Your genealogical foundation is a porous as President Buhari's plans to revive Nigeria's economy.

Goodbye and happy 2018.

edimolu:
Dose peeps wey u mention better pass ur generation combined together, u wey ur belle be like pig wey pregnant, thunder faya ur papa for dere

Dis one sef dey claim voice, u wey everbody sabi as lezz's puppet, u no fit reason on ur own...i don spit on top whoever sire you...omuti oshi

lezz:
Take a pause and read the part I emboldened for you. You're trying hard to convince me ( Nairalanders) you got a girl and you're balling and you finished fucking today it's needless and a show of desperate defending. But of course you felt the cut that's why you began by screaming " try harder".

Your emotional muscles are ill-developed. That's why your a perfect sport for my mental chess.

Like a palace goof or a paid bozo-twät. Fit only for pastime amusement.

Let me leave you now.

Here's hoping 2018 bring you true pussy to wet your sheets and heal you from the aftershock of your maternal loss.

Ruined son of hovering ghost held in limbo.

lezz:
all of Nairaland knows who postmann is. I have goaded, used and discarded you tonight like a banana peel.

Nairaland serial PM-sending bandit. Get used to life as an aimless, Nairaland mono-fixated psychedelic, non-achiever who was rejected by every girl in Nairaland until you started harrasing harddón for tips on how to get a girl friend .

Ghost face

You're standing at the same edge of foolhardiness that caused your mother her short , unproductive life.

And you cannot use us as the backlash of your father's paternal rascality and frustrations.

I heard you're an only son, and the ancestral deity that ended your parents' marriage prematurely and killed your mother has started fanning your neck.

Frustrated ceaseless onanist.

postmann:
Ah! Oh! Yeah!, harder! Moaned the bìtch ass, faggit, who enjoys being lezz-fùcked every now and again.

He likes it rough, brutal and rectum-shattering. He goes down on all fours, beckoning lezz to a rear entrance.

Armed with two powerful thighs and with a loin made of steel, lezz obliges... taking hold of edimolu's hips and there goes the most savage of fùcks.

Exploded rectum, torn, bloodstained anal-ligaments left this biťchass still crying for more. "How about a three-some with postmann sticking it in my mouth while you, lezz continues to trailer-ram me from behind?", the bitch ass sugggests.

lezz:
So Nairaland is now a plural subject to go with plural verb? LOMAO!!!

See the product of a backwood educational system where teachers accept farm produce as school fees.

Is emboldened ignorance part of the genetics of your contaminated bloodlines or you developed it from head wounds I have subjected you to?

Harddón-product. What if I told you harddón is just a programmed entity existing only in Nairaland.

You're the sperm every mother wished ended in a miscarriage.

lezz:
Edimolu, the cost of my educational qualifications quadruple your father's life savings and that of his father and his father and their fathers!!!

When adverbs such as "all" "some" "none" are used as determiners to herald a noun, the verb takes the position of the noun.

So if the noun is singular, the verb takes a singular form. But if the noun is plural, the verb takes a plural form.

In my case, Nairaland is a singular noun, thus the verb preceding it can not be grammatically influenced by " all".

So, Mr. Bland daft, it is grammatically wrong to say " all of Nairaland know". You're a simpleton. A waste of human effort. It should read , "all of Nairaland KNOWS"

See pics for illustration. www.nairaland.com/attachments/6489759_2017123122_37_44_jpeg218d5a8f5f4bb7cf866bbd41130f21eb



By the way, It's 10:46 pm. You said you'll be in church with your girl by 10pm. But here you are trying hard to best me.

When i told you you are as fake as your mother's breast she used in coning your dim-witted father into a sham marriage you keep denying it .

Failed idiot from a cursed union.


Now, I have demolished you beyond repair. Ridiculed your educational destitution and exposed you as just another frustrated sod hugging the cyberspace aimlessly out of boredom and inactivity.

Never in your wretched life try to correct someone greater than the polluted filth you call your bloodlines.

Magnified idiot.

lezz:
I showed you both singular nouns going with singular verbs.

And plural nouns going with plural verbs.

You are a discombobulated illiterate who doesn't even know verbs and their appropriate usages. Please see the two circles I marked off in the pics.

First one is an adverb used as a determiner going with a singular noun and taking a singular verb.

The second encircled ring is the plural example.

I have , within 5 minutes, excelled where your father failed.

Listen here, you're only putting up a weak dishonest front because I have rubbished you and all you stand for before these beautiful people of Nairaland.

You're a shiftless commoner, a pretender and an empty bozo.

I will never grace your mentions anymore. You're beneath the alcohol I expel as urine. Never again will I engage a backwater retárd like you again.

You died with 2017.

Any man who sired a shiftless idiot like you must be lower than a regular Joe and marrried to an aimless hooker who stinks worse than a discarded can of tin milk.

Your genealogical foundation is a porous as President Buhari's plans to revive Nigeria's economy.

Goodbye and happy 2018.

Ikillfools:
i've placed him in the league of judeefcc, saintsamurai and synzu. idiots who revel in being made fools.

non the less, i'll still say happy new year to them. for without them, who will make us laugh till our stomach ache. LOL.

Ikillfools:
[s]thundar go kill you and ogun kill the uselesss mama wey born you. u wey be like wetin carpenter wey no sabi work make dey yan dust here. in short, amadioha use lightening soda the toto wey born u enter this world just to prevent am from sh1tting useless fools like you.

I hope say you no mistake me for you oh. in fact, check my pedigree and check your own, me and u no dey the same category, not now, not ever. God punish you and satan BAPTIZE that useless finger wey you dey use take type nonsense.

bastard! see who wan compare himself with me oh... u of all people wey get two left leg nahim dey make noise like goat wey dem wan kee for Christmas. Make dem use hot iron rape you anally, useless baboon like you.[/s]

edimolu:
Dose peeps wey u mention better pass ur generation combined together, u wey ur belle be like pig wey pregnant, thunder faya ur papa for dere

Dis one sef dey claim voice, u wey everbody sabi as lezz's puppet, u no fit reason on ur own...i don spit on top whoever sire you...omuti oshi

SIINXU:
Look at this fat pig! Did I just read you say you placed someone somewhere? Bro, its new year, you should either be in church (where I am) or at home with your family (if you had one) but here you are; on a night when husband's are snuggling in bed with their wives, you are here "dissing". Shame on you, Joe. You're 48 for chrissakes! Have some dignity and try not to make a fool out of yourself this new year.


Happy New Year.

edimolu:
Lol, u don vex be that o.

Too early bro, too early.... It is a new year... Go have your fun... We would pick up from this later on.... Enjoy ya day

Ikillfools:
Na Thundar go kill you and ogun kill the uselesss mama wey born you. u wey be like wetin carpenter wey no sabi work make dey yan dust here. in short, amadioha use lightening soda the toto wey born u enter this world just to prevent am from sh1tting useless fools like you.

I hope say you no mistake me for you oh. in fact, check my pedigree and check your own, me and u no dey the same category, not now, not ever. God punish you and satan BAPTIZE that useless finger wey you dey use take type nonsense.

bastard! see who wan compare himself with me oh... u of all people wey get two left leg nahim dey make noise like goat wey dem wan kee for Christmas. Make dem use hot iron rape you anally, useless baboon like you.

Ikillfools:
abeg eat ur papa sh1t and use coke wash am down. u be confermato fool, edimugu.

SIINXU:
You know him too well, well enough to know that you're way better than he will ever be. I would wager that at his age, you won't be on the internet exchanging banters with people half your age, especially not on a night when you should be cuddling your wife or driving your kids home from church. That man is a failure.


Happy New Year, bruh.

lezz:
CentaurXLV, I see you. Been a while. Here's wishing you and yours a prosperous 2018.

Thanks bro, I wish you the same.

My main was handed a 10 year ban by mayorkun44.