Weldoh sir.....kontinue man,u re doing good

Damibiz:
Weldoh sir.....kontinue man,u re doing good

Thankz

I was weighing my options, contemplating if i should enter the hilux and be lapped or not, i was lost in the war between My Pride vs My Humility.
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"my friend if you don't want to enter please close the door and leave," the driver said as he ignited the car and his statement brought me back from my confused state.
I looked behind and saw the hold-up and there was no sign of an empty cab in sight and i made my decison at that spot.
Omo, na once i advice myself o, i swallowed my pride cause if i didn't enter the hilux, i might not get to see another one or it might take much time before i get any.
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'bros, abeg shift for me,' i said as i entered the car and the guy shifted a bit for me as i squeezed myself between his lap and the door.
" thank you sir! Thank you sir!! God bless you sir! Thank you sir! May you live long sir" we all said appreciation in different formats to the driver.
The driver looked at us at the back and smiled before he said, "you are welcome, its a normal thing, i like helping people that was why i stopped for you guys."
After he said those words my regards for the man increased, i almost asked for his number so that i could transfer airtime for him as a sign of my appreciation to him cos his kind are hard to find these days but, i didn't collected his number that moment cos , i wasn't in the mood to answer any JAMB questions(ask Simi), i decided to request for his number when we reach our destination.
(shey you understand?)
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' Father Lord, may you bless this man in all his endeavours, may all his heart's deepest desires be fulfilled,' i prayed in my mind as the car got in motion.
About 20mins later, one of the girl's phone rang and when she picked up all i could hear her say was,"we just entered another vehicle now o, the one we first entered almost got burnt cos it over-heated, it was God that rescued us o, he sent another man to come and carry us, don't worry, i'll give you a call when i get to Oghara," after she said that, i overhead the guy that sat in front with the driver say,"who tell you say na help?" and the driver replied and him with,"nor mind dem, na their language be dat".
I looked at them like, ayam not understanding, they just changed the topic and started yabbing some young boys in a red convertible car close to ours.
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" all these boys nor get sense o, see as dem dey suffer themselves for dis sun, see as dat black one dey sweat like goat! Dem dey show body, with their papa money, iddiiiooot! I neva see person wey drive open-roof once, mumu children!" the guy at the front said as if he knew the boys from somewhere before or the had beef. (bad belle tins)
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To be continued .

Too short o. We need more. Me especially coz im an oliver twist

Dis 1 is short na

Good morning, Ikdbabie n damibiz.
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I'm in One Night With The King (its an LFC something). I might update later.
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iriferi, i sight you!

Morning Efe...

WHIZKIDEFE:
Good morning, Ikdbabie n damibiz.
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I'm in One Night With The King (its an LFC something). I might update later.
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iriferi, i sight you!

WHIZKIDEFE:
Good morning, Ikdbabie n damibiz. - I'm in One Night With The King (its an LFC something). I might update later. - iriferi, i sight you!

Alright sweetie anticipating ur update

Matters Arising!
Good day, beautiful people.
I guess you are having a lovely weekend over there. *thumbs up.
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I intend travelling to Portharcourt(PH) next week.
I made some inquiry about the City's electricity condition and i got a negative feedback.
Feedback say light for thr na cast!
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I'm telling you this cos, i'm not Akon, so nobody should put the blame on me if updates get delayed or becomes short when i get there. *winks
(shey you understand)
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Thanks for your understanding, in advance. One love!
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I have been wondering o, pls answer this question that has been bothering me for some time now
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If someone from,
Delta State is called a Deltan
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Eg,
Delta----> Deltan
Lagos = Lagosian,
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What are people from the following states called?
Rivers = ?
Benue = ?
Taraba = ?
Edo= ?
Kaduna = ?
Ekiti = ?
Imo = ?
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Please help me out with the answers o cos, ayam not understanding.
I don think tire, d tin dey give me headache.
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Thanks for answering in advance.

Benue is makurdian Taraba is Tarabarian Ekiti is Ekitian Imo is Owerrian Rivers is Riverian Kaduna is Oboy dis one strong oh,bt i think Kadunanian go do,thank me later

" all these Ghana-buggers ehn, dem nor get sense o, and dem wicked well well, one guy for my office, him junior broda pick 25million, he con go meet am say make he give am 3million make he tey join buy truck, him junior broda no gree o, very useless boys!" the guy continued while we all laughed.
' your brain dey pain you o, you know as the boy tey get the 25million? You know the sacrifices wey he make? you know the kine things wey him do? You follow am work the money?' i asked the man in my mind as we continued lauging.
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"nor be all the G-boys wicked o, the normal yahoo boys nor dey wicked like dat o, na the ones wey dey do yahoo-plus(ritual) dey wicked pass cos, dem don put their hands for many evil things and dem know say dem go soon die, dats why dem dey wicked so," the driver said as we slowed down cos of the hold-up.
"see as the motor weak sef, dem nor dey even dey maintain am sef, nor be their fault na, nor be their money dem take buy am na im make dem dey drive the car anyhow so, yeye people" the man at the front said with a frowned face.
' Ogbeni, relax na shuo, nor be the boys put you for the condition wey you dey o, if e dey pain you, go carry laptop or phone make you enta street, ahn-ahn, you go just dey yab dem anyhow, you go follow dem suffer later?' i asked the man in my mind as we drove close the army check point in Warri/Sapele rd.
" if all these nor carry their receipt ehn, their own don finish today, dem go hear wenn for the army hand" the man said.
" who tell you dat one, last week wen i dey drive go work ehn, i see one G-boy with one wicked Benz, the boy get army men wey dey escort am, na naija you dey o," the driver replied the man while we continued laughing
(i dey like those kine moments o)
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"bros drop your phone o, nor let any army man see you dey operate your phone for check point o, if dem catch you ehn, your own don finish o," the guy that partially lapped me adviced me as we got to the checkpoint while i was typing a reply to Tobitrueman's mention.
'i think say na only call dem nor dey make for checkpoint o, which day dem con add no-browsing on checkpoint join?' i asked the guy as i pocketted my phone.
(i nor wan hear say dem shoot bird mama fly)
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After we passed the checkpoint, the road became clear as the driver sped on and we got to Oghara express junction and the driver stopped the car.
" thank you sir! God bless you sir! Thank you very much sir! God bless you abundantly sir! May your pikin nor resemble your landlord! We said our thanks as we came down.
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' God thank you o, e be like say you nor want make i pay transport come Oghara dats why you allow dat 1st motor over-heat so that we go com down, and as we com down, you con send dis driver wit im clean hilux com carry us, Baba God thank you o! Na only you fit do this kine tin, thank You!' i thanked God in my mind as i came down with the intention to take the driver's number to send him card as a token of appreciation.
As i got down, the other guys and babes were already leaving when the driver called them back.
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"broses and babes, ona just dey go like dat? Ona nor go find me something? Abeg make ona shake body, find something," the driver said as they came back.
"oga driver! After all the many many thank you plus plenty plenty God bless you prayers wey we pray for you, make we stil find you something?' i asked the driver in my mind as i smiled
(the driver na baaadd guy!) lol
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The girls and the other 2 guys added more thank-you sirs and a more God bless you sirs,
"Amen! Amin!" the driver responded, "oya make ona bring my money com" he added as he stretched his hands towards them.
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I came back from behind, paid him and left as those guys were looking for change to pay the driver.
When i got to where bus normally parks to carry passengers, i met many people waiting for a shuttle bus that would take them to Otefe, where the school is situated, to meet their children/lovers/friends etc, that were matriculating that day.
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Car scarcity that day was a hit, back-to-back, from Warri now its the turn of Oghara, network issue that day was disease.
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A friend's mom brought food from home to celebrate her daughers matriculation that day but when she got to the school, network was so bad that she couldn't call her daugter to send her address or com meet her up.
That was her she carried the food and drinks she back home that day (story for another day).
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I stood in the road waiting for any cab or bus to come my way and i sighted one coming from the other side while the conductor shouted, "once chance! One chance!".
Omo, na so i tear race go meet the motor o, i nor even wait make e drive reach where i dey sef cos another person fit go chance me enter cos overtaking is allowed, and i nor wan hear say dem say.
(survival of the fittest)
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When i entered, i asked the conductor for price and he charged me double the actual amount (people full the road na).
I didn't complain and the driver moved on.
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To be continued

Good job bro, more strength

Lol..u suppose expect the price to double na abi u no do Economicz ?,the higher the demand,the higher the price nd vise verser...base on Assumption u knw...nice update

Damibiz :
Lol..u suppose expect the price to double na abi u no do Economicz ?,the higher the demand,the higher the price nd vise verser...base on Assumption u knw...nice update

oga it is vice versa ni

Thanks.......tøø much grammer de kill,that i y we get pigin english......NOTED

collinometricx:
oga it is vice versa ni

Damibiz :
Thanks.......tøø much grammer de kill,that i y we get pigin english......NOTED

nor b lie

Tobitrueman:
Good job bro, more strength

Big man Tobi, my guyous guy.
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Thanks man! *thumbs up

If i become Nigeria President ehn, i go make Pidgin English our official language cos, thats the only language everyone from all tribes in Nigeria can understand and speak fluently.
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We too dey copy-copy others atimes sef, British English should be a secondary language, make we practice our own correct Pidgin english cos, e too sweet! lol
( shey you understand?)
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Collionometricx n Damibiz, i greet ona specially!
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Precibabe, i sight you! Wadup

Wizkidefe ur story dope juz decided to disactivate ghost mode buh i miz d music part itz bin long and i wana ask u dnt u like meek mill

fredagu:
Wizkidefe ur story dope juz decided to disactivate ghost mode buh i miz d music part itz bin long and i wana ask u dnt u like meek mill

Thankz, bro.
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I like some Meek Mill's song, very few of them though.

WHIZKIDEFE:
Thankz, bro.
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I like some Meek Mill's song, very few of them though.

guy no yawa make i juz sitdown jeje dey wait d time ur update go enta

fredagu:
guy no yawa make i juz sitdown jeje dey wait d time ur update go enta

Correct guy!

WHIZKIDEFE:
If i become Nigeria President ehn, i go make Pidgin English our official language cos, thats the only language everyone from all tribes in Nigeria can understand and speak fluently.
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We too dey copy-copy others atimes sef, British English should be a secondary language, make we practice our own correct Pidgin english cos, e too sweet! lol
( shey you understand?)
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Collionometricx n Damibiz, i greet ona specially!
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Precibabe, i sight you! Wadup

and Delta go be fct.

meneski:
and Delta go be fct.

Yes o! You go be my vice, Ikdbabie go be my first lady, favch go be assistant first lady. Lol

meneski:
and Delta go be fct.

Yes o! You go be my vice, Ikdbabie go be my first lady, favch go be assistant first lady. Lol

WHIZKIDEFE:
Yes o! You go be my vice, Ikdbabie go be my first lady, favch go be assistant first lady. Lol

Na so. Hw has ur day been?

WHIZKIDEFE:
Yes o! You go be my vice, Ikdbabie go be my first lady, favch go be assistant first lady. Lol

awwww, so nice of u hun

Ikdbabie:
Na so. Hw has ur day been?

My day was fun, went swimming.
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Meekest was with me, i'll upload some pics later.. *winks

Damibiz:
Benue is makurdian
Taraba is Tarabarian
Ekiti is Ekitian
Imo is Owerrian
Rivers is Riverian
Kaduna is Oboy dis one strong oh,bt i think Kadunanian go do,thank me later

Taraba is Tarabian

Smiles

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