My sis played a prank on my bf on April 1st,she told him I had an accident and that my two legs have been cut off...
He cried publicly!!!!!!
And he almost had hypertension...
Hmmm,such a memorable day!!!

SoapQueen:
I've done so many things for love.

Life though.
I'm willing to do more because love is worth it.

pass the love

Jamie90:
Yea, we all love to be spoilt by boo, however, there are somethings they do that we consider outrightly ridiculous.

Lemme start by sharing mine.

During my teenage days, I once had this pretty girlfriend whom loved me(to a fault if I may add). We met on 2go and we exchanged numbers, and the rest they say Is history.

After talking for a month or there about, we finally decided to meet at the Christ the king cathedral Aba.
On that day, she got there before me cos of traffic jam. I told her to wait for 5 mins; she did wait, but 5 mins turned 10,15 etc.

When I finally got to ckc, there was pandemonium. I saw her standing few meters away from 2nd gate and I rushed to met her. I apologized to her; i asked her what's going on and she explained to me that armed robbers robbed a shop and started shooting sporadically.

I was shocked. I asked where she hid and she said she didn't move an inch cos she didn't want me to have a hard time finding her.

I was flabbergasted. I asked her what if she got hit by a stray bullet, and she said that she didn't mind, as long as she met with me.


Guys, over to you

guy this your lie no sweet at all. You think bullet no dey kill the girl?

Nofav0rs:
Stalking could. Obsession never. I think they're two different things/words. People stalk out of curiosity but obsession is always negative

Btw, what exactly interests you?

i see you trying to shoot your shot

goodluck. the girl fine

Rhemy2013:


Eyaaah...
I laugh out at bolded

The journey was terrible

i have late for the exam and there is no easy transport from our town to another town where exam will take place so she advice me to take her father's bike wey him never! want to seein me with her daughter again and be4 i return he have been searching for the bike wey i carry go do exam Chai,
she just told me to drop it in the back of their house and her papa be like OK Grace(her daughter)i forget to take it inside yesterday

RuthDaniels:
Mo rerin sita nibi "shey werey" . Oro re ye Mi arakunri, iwa awon eniyan ko gba suuru nigbagbogbo .


Se adun maa dan ni iwo ni tabi amolewa?Aworan profaili re ko fun mi ni aye lati mo eyi . Maa binu apoju ibeere Mi. Ti a ba ri ohun ti oda ka wi

Dhem!!!
Aside struggling to read a Yoruba bible, cant remember last time I got so engrossed reading a passage. Come teach me nah

greiboy:
One step at a time

it is like that Jordin Sparks song " one step at a time".

Take one step at a time

There's no need to rush

It's like learning to fly Or falling in love…

abi na

Sharp brother....all the best bro

Jamie90:
Yea, we all love to be spoilt by boo, however, there are somethings they do that we consider outrightly ridiculous.

Lemme start by sharing mine.

During my teenage days, I once had this pretty girlfriend whom loved me(to a fault if I may add). We met on 2go and we exchanged numbers, and the rest they say Is history.

After talking for a month or there about, we finally decided to meet at the Christ the king cathedral Aba.
On that day, she got there before me cos of traffic jam. I told her to wait for 5 mins; she did wait, but 5 mins turned 10,15 etc.

When I finally got to ckc, there was pandemonium. I saw her standing few meters away from 2nd gate and I rushed to met her. I apologized to her; i asked her what's going on and she explained to me that armed robbers robbed a shop and started shooting sporadically.

I was shocked. I asked where she hid and she said she didn't move an inch cos she didn't want me to have a hard time finding her.

I was flabbergasted. I asked her what if she got hit by a stray bullet, and she said that she didn't mind, as long as she met with me.


Guys, over to you

My babe knowing I'm married hosted unexpected and surprise birthday party for me, but to my greatest surprise she broke up with me the next day after my birthday.

Hummm...it was when I was in school..My NDs days...I was very sick that I wanted to.go.home but he told.me.not to that he will.take care of.me...he paid a nurse to treat me..because I always have thyphoid...so that sickness reali weak me that I could not stand up to take my bath for like 3days..so by the 4th day he said baby u haven't change ur pant or take ur bath for 3 days..stand up and let me go and showed for u I was surprise and I said no o...as I was on my way to the bathroom I fell.down..so he carried.me.like a baby and take me to a bathroom and shower for me that was the 1st time a guy I ever seeing me completely naked..but I was shy I told him.not to wash some areas that I will.do it myself.. but what surprise me is that he actually wash my underwear for me
and the 2nd day my period comes... he wash d pant I use in menstrating....guys I was so touch that since den I never wanted to leave him....but it didnt work out between us both though he came back begging but I can't go.back to him again because he hurt me

bukatyne:


What became of your relationship?

Sadly, long distance became a barrier

SoapQueen:
I've done so many things for love.


Life though.

I'm willing to do more because love is worth it.

yeah but letting a lady know I love her is now like swallowing bone and getting hooked in my throat.

They always abuse it. It is best I hide it.

mustafa006:

Bros you get talent for fiction writing, don't waste your talent on nairaland use am well

Everyone is not a lair Bros.

That's really what happened; that's why i said it was crazy

YoungFr:

My babe knowing I'm married hosted unexpected and surprise birthday party for me, but to my greatest surprise she broke up with me the next day after my birthday.

She get mind sha

MissRaine69:



What you need to do is apologise to this girl. To freely admit that you used someone to that extent and not feel shame is disturbing.

Last but not least this comment “ tried to get me have sex but I avoided that cos I was afraid she might get pregnant for me in the slightest chance” Tnis way of thinking is tragic. Condoms??

To think you have 100% faith in condoms is something I can't really explain. Man, she might have loved me but sticking around for too long even when she knew I was fine with someone else is not something you just take for granted, I know her more than you and really can estimate (though may not be totally right) what she capable of doing. She just wanted it to be us at all cost. I kept the story short so you don't have the full details of how she tried to make sure it was us. okay, so you can go ahead and put all your faith in condoms I don't really count on it when the situation is dicey

SoapQueen:



Never say something as disrespectful as this to me ever again.

you have got to learn to have thiCk skin. I have been here long enough and here is my Advice: when they try to bully you, never shoe signs of weakness. Give it back... In whatever ballistic shape and size. That is how to deal with bullies on nairaland.

95% of the time, they always never say anymore. They let you have peace.

That guy that came to my thread, derailed and insulted me, had me ban doesn't know what he just got into. After spoiling work to seek for ways to settle my own problem, he goes out seeking for funds from investors lol. He just signed his own warrant. I will hunt him down on every thread where he seeking for fund and make his life a living hell. I only gave him a peace of his own shiit few days ago but I am coming out full loaded.

Don't let anybody here bully you here. They always run away with their tails between their legs.

Temibabie:


She get mind sha

Nor be small minded but what I'm yet to understand is why she will break up with me after spending lots of cash just to make my day

UDUJ:


Bros Which kind story be this na

She didn't move an inch for you during a robbery operation How does that sound to you telling the story

is it your inch?

she stole my money

MissRaine69:


Yes.
And we were not in a relationship. I did not know of his existence until a picture of the tattoo was sent to me by friends.

Reminds me of the quote : "If I love you, what business of yours is that ?"

fucker

Tochyodiks:
I don't know lol, but from my experience I think it's possible for her to love another man more, depends on how you treated her before.. I can't say the same for myself tho, finding it hard to get into a relationship with anyone else since she left.. You know to deflower a girl is not just physical stuff (especially when you are not married to her) there is more to that... , it's one of the many reasons people are having issues in their marriages without having a clue it's because of that tiny thing the considered irrelevant

You explained it the way i like it. #Respect

philosophie:
To think you have 100% faith in condoms is something I can't really explain. Man, she might have loved me but sticking around for too long even when she knew I was fine with someone else is not something you just take for granted, I know her more than you and really can estimate (though may not be totally right) what she capable of doing. She just wanted it to be us at all cost. I kept the story short so you don't have the full details of how she tried to make sure it was us. okay, so you can go ahead and put all your faith in condoms I don't really count on it when the situation is dicey

So let me get this right.
You tell half of a story ...your version and then when a concession is reached based on what you wrote you argue that I don’t know her and that’s not the true story can you see where this is going?
So another statement that is equally baffling “ when the situation is dicey I don’t really count on them!” Ok I will make sure I inform Durex to make condoms for dicey situations as the extra strength they have on the market it no good.

Tochyodiks:
Never really done any crazy thing out of love except buy her phone and disvirgin her (she's my ex now tho), tho on her own part she had asthma and ran 100meters just to meet me on a bridge where I wanted to jump in, then life was miserable for me, if only she held on a bit longer and never fell in love with another man I for d flex her life by now

Your sisters too...

Jamie90:
Yea, we all love to be spoilt by boo, however, there are somethings they do that we consider outrightly ridiculous.

Lemme start by sharing mine.

During my teenage days, I once had this pretty girlfriend whom loved me(to a fault if I may add). We met on 2go and we exchanged numbers, and the rest they say Is history.

After talking for a month or there about, we finally decided to meet at the Christ the king cathedral Aba.
On that day, she got there before me cos of traffic jam. I told her to wait for 5 mins; she did wait, but 5 mins turned 10,15 etc.

When I finally got to ckc, there was pandemonium. I saw her standing few meters away from 2nd gate and I rushed to met her. I apologized to her; i asked her what's going on and she explained to me that armed robbers robbed a shop and started shooting sporadically.

I was shocked. I asked where she hid and she said she didn't move an inch cos she didn't want me to have a hard time finding her.

I was flabbergasted. I asked her what if she got hit by a stray bullet, and she said that she didn't mind, as long as she met with me.


Guys, over to you

white lie

CrescentMoon:
We were in different cities of about 45 kilometers apart. She called and a girl using my phone at the time answered the call and told her to hold on for me. She started raining curses on me saying the person who answered the call was my girlfriend. I responded in kind and she travelled down to my place 1 hour later.

When she arrived, she broke into my room and locked the door. I came back home by 11pm and found her sleeping. Makeup sex followed. It was a pretence by me because I had swore to break up with her before reaching the house that night. She travelled back the next morning. When I knew she must have reached her destination, I sent my breakup message to her. She arrived back at my place 1 hour later. She went to meet my parents to intercede for her. I pretended that I have forgiven her. At night, I refused to sleep on my bed beside her and she said we must sleep on same bed and make love. I left the house by 10pm to sleep in a friend's house. My parents told her my possible location and she found me there by 11pm. I left again for another friend's house unknown to my parents. She searched other possible locations of me till 1pm. The obsession is the strangest I've ever seen. With her fiery anger, I might be killed by her someday; that's why I left her.

And if she was your sister?

dairykidd:
Back then. We were on a semester break & i think her folks traveled to the village while she stayed back bcoz of th D.. She called me up later to spend the night with her.. We fvcked hard in all the rooms ( kitchen, sitting room & dinning included) the worst was when she took me to her parents bedroom... What could i have done, i did it anyways

Some will fùck your daughter too on your matrimonial bed... Shameful

Dude,

You say what?

osas? Edo?

Blood transfusion? blood covenant? Soft work?

Pls someone should connect the dots.

Outfinity:
She insisted and begged my family members (particularly mumsy) that she wanted to be the one to donate blood for me when I was sick even though my brother was going to do that. She was crying (in fact WAILING) until she was allowed. The thing weak everybody. If you come think am, na distance no allow us work. Osas was sweet, lovely and homely!

dmahn:
She was in her hostel alone when someone was trying to force the door open to either hurt or steal from her, she screamed aloud but no one could hear her becoz the hostel is almost empty (the sch is on break).. I was enjoying my sleep when she called arround 1am screaming aloud on d phone... Sleep was out of my face within minutes and I started running to her hostel till I got her rescued( The intruder wasn't found dou) ...I took her to my hostel and slept on d floor so dat she ll use the bed.... It happened today (April 20 2018)...The girl is right here beside me enjoying her sleep (she isn't my girlfriend).....

Please make sure you cúm in her. All internal. Ice-Cream

RealityShot:
rich you my friend.

When a girl will go and get pregnant for you because of "love", you will know it's better not to be loved!

It gets worse, when a girl will over you and go and sleep with another man and get pregnant and tell you that you should marry her because it's you that she loves:Chai...!

Love of a girl is a stupid thing.

this one na the negatives na, we talking about the positives. No woman(romantically involved)has ever done something that awed me.

ibietela2:



Lol welcome to the club

The club gets lonely at times

godofuck231:


Take 6 months and read about the psychology of women, you go de orrite

I'm "orrite" o, it's always been one-sided for me. I'm either in and she's not or vice versa, if I'm not in, no thrill comes from whatever she does. It'll feel good if we were both in and then she does something that literally makes me blush, you know that tingly feeling

Brightolanton:


Don't worry your luck dey come soon. Mind you, you are not poor if you confident in yourself

over confidence dey worry me boss I dey alright for every other side except the love side. Love based relationships don't just work with me
I know the problem but the solution is impossible

Idydarling:

I'm here for you baby

imaima ayam coming over. Wait for me for plaza

Prettyyemi:
My sis played a prank on my bf on April 1st,she told him I had an accident and that my two legs have been cut off...
He cried publicly!!!!!!
And he almost had hypertension...
Hmmm,such a memorable day!!!

Crazy sis uv got...

hmmm