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NnamdiN:
this one na the negatives na, we talking about the positives. No woman(romantically involved)has ever done something that awed me.

The club gets lonely at times

I'm "orrite" o, it's always been one-sided for me. I'm either in and she's not or vice versa, if I'm not in, no thrill comes from whatever she does. It'll feel good if we were both in and then she does something that literally makes me blush, you know that tingly feeling

over confidence dey worry me boss I dey alright for every other side except the love side. Love based relationships don't just work with me
I know the problem but the solution is impossible

imaima ayam coming over. Wait for me for plaza

SoapQueen:
I believe in one God, the father Almighty, the creator of Heaven and Earth and in Jesus Christ, his only begotten son .

MissRaine69:
Yes a serial killer who will chop me up and put me in a freezer and months later feed me remains to pigs
No thank you

Jamie90:
Yea, we all love to be spoilt by boo, however, there are somethings they do that we consider outrightly ridiculous.

Lemme start by sharing mine.

During my teenage days, I once had this pretty girlfriend whom loved me(to a fault if I may add). We met on 2go and we exchanged numbers, and the rest they say Is history.

After talking for a month or there about, we finally decided to meet at the Christ the king cathedral Aba.
On that day, she got there before me cos of traffic jam. I told her to wait for 5 mins; she did wait, but 5 mins turned 10,15 etc.

When I finally got to ckc, there was pandemonium. I saw her standing few meters away from 2nd gate and I rushed to met her. I apologized to her; i asked her what's going on and she explained to me that armed robbers robbed a shop and started shooting sporadically.

I was shocked. I asked where she hid and she said she didn't move an inch cos she didn't want me to have a hard time finding her.

I was flabbergasted. I asked her what if she got hit by a stray bullet, and she said that she didn't mind, as long as she met with me.


Guys, over to you

Timiblanko:
This is what am currently experiencing right now .

Jamie90:
Yea, we all love to be spoilt by boo, however, there are somethings they do that we consider outrightly ridiculous.

Lemme start by sharing mine.

During my teenage days, I once had this pretty girlfriend whom loved me(to a fault if I may add). We met on 2go and we exchanged numbers, and the rest they say Is history.

After talking for a month or there about, we finally decided to meet at the Christ the king cathedral Aba.
On that day, she got there before me cos of traffic jam. I told her to wait for 5 mins; she did wait, but 5 mins turned 10,15 etc.

When I finally got to ckc, there was pandemonium. I saw her standing few meters away from 2nd gate and I rushed to met her. I apologized to her; i asked her what's going on and she explained to me that armed robbers robbed a shop and started shooting sporadically.

I was shocked. I asked where she hid and she said she didn't move an inch cos she didn't want me to have a hard time finding her.

I was flabbergasted. I asked her what if she got hit by a stray bullet, and she said that she didn't mind, as long as she met with me.


Guys, over to you

NnamdiN:
Nothing o. I've never been lucky with any woman. Poor me

NnamdiN:
Nothing o. I've never been lucky with any woman. Poor me

Wiziman:
You explained it the way i like it. #Respect

Viccur:
She sold her dad's car to buy me a maths set. She also did donate her both kidney for me to live

Tochyodiks:
thanks man

Prettyyemi:
My sis played a prank on my bf on April 1st,she told him I had an accident and that my two legs have been cut off...
He cried publicly!!!!!!
And he almost had hypertension...
Hmmm,such a memorable day!!!

MissRaine69:
So let me get this right.
You tell half of a story ...your version and then when a concession is reached based on what you wrote you argue that I don’t know her and that’s not the true story can you see where this is going?
So another statement that is equally baffling “ when the situation is dicey I don’t really count on them!” Ok I will make sure I inform Durex to make condoms for dicey situations as the extra strength they have on the market it no good.

Wiziman:
I Bu Onye Ibeku?

Dreydoe:
well.none really.

But dont know if ds qualifys - I was seeing a girl years bak and my mom is kindof extra protective as at den , during one of bey visits.. mom came in suddenly when we were about to go done on d deal, she had to hid in d wardrobe, she still caught her anyways and mehn! mama pounded on her to my surprise oo, cum see beating on top ds gurl.

I had to step in and protect her 4rm further damage, Thank God she remembered wearing her top,trousers and forgetting her pant , if it was the other way around. She might aff gone home naked! D Good tin about ds , I had sum serious sit down with Mom, water don pass Garri. No more baby eyes dey look me faa. See me Embarrassment.

After all d drama dt bey went tru in my crib
she still came over times without number-

Too bad it all went sour..

CorGier:
I woke up one morning with a crazy urge to piss on her, she led me to the bathroom, knelt down and told me to let it out.

Tochyodiks:
no lol obingwa

Wiziman:
I'm from Ibeku. You're welcomed sir. Enjoy your weekend.

Jamie90:
Yea, we all love to be spoilt by boo, however, there are somethings they do that we consider outrightly ridiculous.

Lemme start by sharing mine.

During my teenage days, I once had this pretty girlfriend whom loved me(to a fault if I may add). We met on 2go and we exchanged numbers, and the rest they say Is history.

After talking for a month or there about, we finally decided to meet at the Christ the king cathedral Aba.
On that day, she got there before me cos of traffic jam. I told her to wait for 5 mins; she did wait, but 5 mins turned 10,15 etc.

When I finally got to ckc, there was pandemonium. I saw her standing few meters away from 2nd gate and I rushed to met her. I apologized to her; i asked her what's going on and she explained to me that armed robbers robbed a shop and started shooting sporadically.

I was shocked. I asked where she hid and she said she didn't move an inch cos she didn't want me to have a hard time finding her.

I was flabbergasted. I asked her what if she got hit by a stray bullet, and she said that she didn't mind, as long as she met with me.


Guys, over to you

TarOrfeek:
I bought two shawarmas one Tuesday like that.
So my babe, with all her wisdom, decided to eat two of them.

1stola:
Some will fùck your daughter too on your matrimonial bed... Shameful

Viccur:
She sold her dad's car to buy me a maths set. She also did donate her both kidney for me to live

greiboy:
One step at a time

it is like that Jordin Sparks song " one step at a time".

Take one step at a time

There's no need to rush

It's like learning to fly Or falling in love…

wjames:
Jesu!! Uncle yu can lie ehnnn

Viccur:
i lie not