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I couldn't stop laughing when i came across someone bearing JANUARY.....
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Avwenagbiku (Delta)
Gbongbon (Benue)
Yeye (Yoruba)
Pingcit (Plateau)
Oracle
Crazy Cassava
Accommodation

Heineken

I went for an interview some years ago. While we were through, we exchanged numbers and one particular man's name is Mr Saturday.

Another one is actually a nick name. I visited a football field in the neighborhood on a Saturday to keep fit. Suddenly I heard guys calling a particular player to pass the ball. I heard; chicken chicken pass..pass chicken.. Chicken pass..I was so annoyed at y a fellow human will call his other human the name of an animal and a domestic aves species at that. Wen it was my turn to play and I was one on one with the said "chicken" guy. Oh my oh my..the guy looks so much like a chicken really and I couldn't but hail the people that came up with such name..

Atutupoyoyo

NwaAmaikpe or something.

Buhari
Hell_Rufai
AUDU miyetti alla Ogbe
Thïefnubu

STRAIGHT

Drink Water

champaign

Okomile

Nail
Blade
Carpenter
Lordprick
...

Rice

Opolopomakoigbamu

Egbamiaradugbo

Okiemute Akpotiwhe.

So changed his name to:
Okiemutini Akpamuotu Okemutete Akpatiwhe Oguntiwhe

Bucket.

Atunyota Alleluya Akpobome



Alibaba's real name

Okiemute Akpotiwhe.

So we changed his name to:
Okiemutini Akpamuotu Okemutete Akpatiwhe Oguntiwhe

Tonyebarcanista
It sounds as if you're cracking bones

Lalasticlala.
Like wtf is Lalasticlala

Ifod (interpreted as winch)

They have been calling me Holywizard right from the days of 2go

seunlayi

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Igbofidudusola

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The forest used darkness as wealth

Odikpo.. Will never get it

PECULIAR

I've heard some really weird names like; anointing, excellent, goodness etc but last month I heard one that left me LMFAO. I met a girl whose name was GodsHelp and I was like WTF. One of my friends even named his daughter ABUNDANCE, like

Olaniyii(someone who fcuks to stupo!)

James Manager

Engineer Christmas (both first and last names of real people)

Trust our brothers from...you know where.