Had a friend named NEW YEAR
very quiet and peaceful person

Rice

Early morning Friday...as in WTF....�

ThankGod

Ekpu - Rat

Origin- Akwa Ibom

Olabisi olanike oladimeji olaitan tawakalitu rukayatt muyibat iyabo

Wole Majekodunmi

Government

Ajanlekoko

Buhari used to be funny untill now.

HauteReel:
NwaAmaikpe or something.

HauteReel:
NwaAmaikpe or something.

Xyztus

Finecountry

Civilization

ODUBORISA and EGHAREVWA and ODEDIRAN the surnames of three of my class mates then in secondary school

Herb Friend

The name of a white guy visiting Nigeria interviewed on TV.

vizkiz:
Esu-pofo

If is Yoruba for (devil has failed)

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The name is so weird because you can't call the child's mother..... Mummy Esu or Mummy Pofo

... Shortened to either "Esu" or "pofo". Lol

Atutupoyoyo

Habakuku... Dat day d boy was shouting broda habakuku!!! life in ogbomosho

vizkiz:
Esu-pofo

If is Yoruba for (devil has failed)

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The name is so weird because you can't call the child's mother..... Mummy Esu( devil mummy) or Mummy Pofo(failed mummy)

Catastrophe. That guy disturb AAU those days

Nyamayama Road, Ganaja Village, Lokoja.

In 2006 Census, I worked as an Enumerator. There was this dude who was also an Enumerator. Guess his name: Census. Anytime de call e name, I jus dey weak for am .
Another name wey weak me na Government and Company.
There was this dude back in Pry sch. His name was Union London
Urhobo ppl jus dey take name dey fall their pikin hand sha

"Experience" , "inope"-an etsako name meaning "i no dy fear"

Opinionated:
Herb Friend

The name of a white guy visiting Nigeria interviewed on TV.

That one wey be Candoliza Rice nko?

Akporkpokpor

Fineface Government.

Real name.

We get plenty such in SS.

bidemz:
I couldn't stop laughing when i came across someone bearing JANUARY.....
.like WTF
share yours

Bayelsa name. Bayelsa have the weirdest names on earth. There is nothing they don't bear.

Funniest i have heard is Fyneface

Benefit !!!!

Drink water

Afam4eva:
Heineken

Bayelsa too

JESUS