What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? - Nairaland General (2)

What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? - Nairaland General (2) - Nairaland

Nairaland Forum › Nairaland General › What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? (35927 Views)

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Reply (Go Down)

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Jubilancy(f): 6:15pm On Apr 27, 2018

Had a friend named NEW YEAR
very quiet and peaceful person

3 Likes

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by kayDooo(m): 6:15pm On Apr 27, 2018

Rice

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by dlawnoni: 6:15pm On Apr 27, 2018

Early morning Friday...as in WTF....�

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Bblessing37: 6:15pm On Apr 27, 2018

ThankGod

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by fashrola(m): 6:16pm On Apr 27, 2018

Ekpu - Rat

Origin- Akwa Ibom

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by nnokwa042(m): 6:16pm On Apr 27, 2018

Olabisi olanike oladimeji olaitan tawakalitu rukayatt muyibat iyabo

1 Like

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Khallyella(f): 6:16pm On Apr 27, 2018

Wole Majekodunmi grin

20 Likes

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by BlackDuke(m): 6:16pm On Apr 27, 2018

Government

6 Likes

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Dongideon(m): 6:16pm On Apr 27, 2018

Ajanlekoko

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by donneco(m): 6:16pm On Apr 27, 2018

Buhari used to be funny untill now. undecided

1 Like

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Anijay1212(m): 6:17pm On Apr 27, 2018

HauteReel:
NwaAmaikpe or something.

HauteReel:
NwaAmaikpe or something.

1 Like

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by HSfoundation(m): 6:17pm On Apr 27, 2018

Xyztus

2 Likes

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by IYIMAN: 6:17pm On Apr 27, 2018

Finecountry

Civilization grin

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Samsimple(m): 6:17pm On Apr 27, 2018

ODUBORISA and EGHAREVWA and ODEDIRAN the surnames of three of my class mates then in secondary school

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Opinionated: 6:17pm On Apr 27, 2018

Herb Friend

The name of a white guy visiting Nigeria interviewed on TV.

1 Like

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Lumig: 6:17pm On Apr 27, 2018

vizkiz:
Esu-pofo

If is Yoruba for (devil has failed)

********
The name is so weird because you can't call the child's mother..... Mummy Esu or Mummy Pofo

... Shortened to either "Esu" or "pofo". Lol

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by psalmson001: 6:17pm On Apr 27, 2018

Atutupoyoyo cheesy

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Baberty007: 6:17pm On Apr 27, 2018

Habakuku... Dat day d boy was shouting broda habakuku!!! life in ogbomosho

2 Likes

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by AdeniyiA(m): 6:19pm On Apr 27, 2018

vizkiz:
Esu-pofo

If is Yoruba for (devil has failed)

********
The name is so weird because you can't call the child's mother..... Mummy Esu( devil mummy) or Mummy Pofo(failed mummy)

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by xjiggy: 6:19pm On Apr 27, 2018

Catastrophe. That guy disturb AAU those days

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by ashjay001(m): 6:19pm On Apr 27, 2018

Nyamayama Road, Ganaja Village, Lokoja.

3 Likes

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by DavidEsq(m): 6:19pm On Apr 27, 2018

In 2006 Census, I worked as an Enumerator. There was this dude who was also an Enumerator. Guess his name: Census. Anytime de call e name, I jus dey weak for am cry

.
Another name wey weak me na Government and Company.
There was this dude back in Pry sch. His name was Union London grin

Urhobo ppl jus dey take name dey fall their pikin hand sha

13 Likes 1 Share

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 6:20pm On Apr 27, 2018

"Experience" , "inope"-an etsako name meaning "i no dy fear"

1 Like

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by AdeniyiA(m): 6:20pm On Apr 27, 2018

Opinionated:
Herb Friend

The name of a white guy visiting Nigeria interviewed on TV.

That one wey be Candoliza Rice nko?

1 Like

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by JoshB92: 6:21pm On Apr 27, 2018

Akporkpokpor

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by AreaFada2: 6:23pm On Apr 27, 2018

Fineface Government.

Real name. grin

We get plenty such in SS.

8 Likes

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by lonelydora: 6:25pm On Apr 27, 2018

bidemz:
I couldn't stop laughing when i came across someone bearing JANUARY.....
.like WTF
share yours

Bayelsa name. Bayelsa have the weirdest names on earth. There is nothing they don't bear.

Funniest i have heard is Fyneface

8 Likes

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Synord(m): 6:25pm On Apr 27, 2018

Benefit !!!!

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 6:25pm On Apr 27, 2018

Drink water

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by lonelydora: 6:25pm On Apr 27, 2018

Afam4eva:
Heineken

Bayelsa too

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by DRISKLEF(m): 6:26pm On Apr 27, 2018

JESUS

1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 Reply

What's Your Experience With The Worst Friend You've Ever Had? • What Is The Biggest Lie You Ever Heard But Discovered Later? • What's The Biggest worth of gift you've ever got, And Why? • 2 • 3 • 4

Electric Shocks Policeman In Minna And 2 Others (Photos) • Passengers Burnt In Accident On Keffi Abuja Road (Graphic Photos) • Lady Crushed To Death In Front Of Her Shop As Trailer Suffers Brake Failure