What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? - Nairaland General (5)

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Emmwizy(m): 7:26pm On Apr 27, 2018

Dickhead Staff of Moses. :-

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by oloriLFC(f): 7:27pm On Apr 27, 2018

esaias1:
secondus Magnus Titus Everistus Cletus Pius Bonaventure Hygenic
Jeez... LOL

esaias1:
secondus Magnus Titus Everistus Cletus Pius Bonaventure Hygenic
Jeez... LOL

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Yhelay(m): 7:27pm On Apr 27, 2018

Nigeria (Delta)
Fyneface (Rivers)

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by nafama(m): 7:28pm On Apr 27, 2018

bibicici:
Sincere... He's a footballer he played for one of the Nigerian youth teams one time. Why 'Sincere' though?

lol

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by clems88(m): 7:29pm On Apr 27, 2018

davibid:
I swear this one gat me

All the Bayelsans in the house

Oya lets go but first take a deep breath

Kemeimiedabaidounyeakizenikememiekumu

Meaning do to others that you would like others to do to you

I meet him during my waec days in their village and we are still friends to date

How he used to write his name on the answer sheet is still a laughable experience

bros you can lie o grin

na tongues be that abi you are trying to summon amadioha angry

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by gokefolaranmi(m): 7:29pm On Apr 27, 2018

Adesuna Keulaaro

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by oloriLFC(f): 7:30pm On Apr 27, 2018

I don laff tire! It is well sha grin

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Adexy4us(m): 7:30pm On Apr 27, 2018

one of my students bears Constant or Evergreen

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Ikmontana1: 7:35pm On Apr 27, 2018

A guy's nickname is Abortion in ma school

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by dogstyle007(m): 7:36pm On Apr 27, 2018

Clitoris

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by urbobo20(m): 7:36pm On Apr 27, 2018

lokpobiri ijaw name esiso udin essi all Urhobo names

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by CHAVINCI: 7:38pm On Apr 27, 2018

if u think u have heard funny names,then u've not met jehovah's witnesses,one out of every three of them has a very very very funny name,you will hear names like BITTERNESS,LONG SUFFERING,HONOUR JEHOVAH,TRUST,the one that almost killed me recently was when a girl introduced her self as WATCHTOWER,me and my guys just stylishly excused ourselves to a quiet corner and laughed our brains out.

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by timsbee(f): 7:40pm On Apr 27, 2018

Tingbegbudu

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by AiiVee(m): 7:40pm On Apr 27, 2018

lalasticlala

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by TonyeBarcanista(m): 7:41pm On Apr 27, 2018

Divay22:
Tonyebarcanista It sounds as if you're cracking bones

Funny, what about this?

Onijagidijagan cheesy

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Divay22(f): 7:43pm On Apr 27, 2018

TonyeBarcanista:
Funny, what about this?

Onijagidijagan

Hian!
That pesin life go jagajaga well well o shocked

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Banter1(m): 7:43pm On Apr 27, 2018

tenmariner:
I went for an interview some years ago. While we were through, we exchanged numbers and one particular man's name is Mr Saturday.

Another one is actually a nick name. I visited a football field in the neighborhood on a Saturday to keep fit. Suddenly I heard guys calling a particular player to pass the ball. I heard; chicken chicken pass..pass chicken.. Chicken pass..I was so annoyed at y a fellow human will call his other human the name of an animal and a domestic aves species at that. Wen it was my turn to play and I was one on one with the said "chicken" guy. Oh my oh my..the guy looks so much like a chicken really and I couldn't but hail the people that came up with such name..

ROTFLMAO Guy you too funny

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by urbobo20(m): 7:46pm On Apr 27, 2018

in termed of crazy names just visit delta bayelsa and river state

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 7:47pm On Apr 27, 2018

Canvass, Jegede, Don't Touch, Dat Is, Deadman, Nwaamaikpe, Sarki

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by TonyeBarcanista(m): 7:47pm On Apr 27, 2018

Divay22:
Hian!
That pesin life go jagajaga well well o

There is this footballer named Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink. Jan is his surname while "Vennegoor of Hasselink" is his name

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by ifeolamide00(m): 7:49pm On Apr 27, 2018

I have heard (Vanya) and (philadephia) also( luly)

Names of student of the school I went for tp and tbey happen to be beautiful kids

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 7:51pm On Apr 27, 2018

Government Tompolo.

Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by enemyofprogress: 7:51pm On Apr 27, 2018

Seun, lalasticlala, mukina2, mynd44, rokia2, ajepako, ajebuter, funjosh, eleko1, aminat508, cee cee, tobi, alex, anto, brito, khloe, rico, leo, lolu, dee one, ifunaya, miracle and Muhammadu Buhari