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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Emmwizy(m): 7:26pm On Apr 27, 2018
Dickhead Staff of Moses. :-
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by oloriLFC(f): 7:27pm On Apr 27, 2018
esaias1:
secondus Magnus Titus Everistus Cletus Pius Bonaventure Hygenic
Jeez... LOL
cheesy
esaias1:
secondus Magnus Titus Everistus Cletus Pius Bonaventure Hygenic
Jeez... LOL
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Yhelay(m): 7:27pm On Apr 27, 2018
Nigeria (Delta)
Fyneface (Rivers)
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by nafama(m): 7:28pm On Apr 27, 2018
bibicici:
Sincere... He's a footballer he played for one of the Nigerian youth teams one time. Why 'Sincere' though?
lol
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by clems88(m): 7:29pm On Apr 27, 2018
davibid:
I swear this one gat me


All the Bayelsans in the house


Oya lets go but first take a deep breath


Kemeimiedabaidounyeakizenikememiekumu

Meaning do to others that you would like others to do to you


I meet him during my waec days in their village and we are still friends to date


How he used to write his name on the answer sheet is still a laughable experience grin
bros you can lie o grin na tongues be that abi you are trying to summon amadioha angry

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by gokefolaranmi(m): 7:29pm On Apr 27, 2018
Adesuna Keulaaro
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by oloriLFC(f): 7:30pm On Apr 27, 2018
I don laff tire! It is well sha grin
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Adexy4us(m): 7:30pm On Apr 27, 2018
one of my students bears Constant or Evergreen
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Ikmontana1: 7:35pm On Apr 27, 2018
A guy's nickname is Abortion in ma school
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by dogstyle007(m): 7:36pm On Apr 27, 2018
Clitoris grin
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by urbobo20(m): 7:36pm On Apr 27, 2018
lokpobiri ijaw name esiso udin essi all Urhobo names
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by CHAVINCI: 7:38pm On Apr 27, 2018
if u think u have heard funny names,then u've not met jehovah's witnesses,one out of every three of them has a very very very funny name,you will hear names like BITTERNESS,LONG SUFFERING,HONOUR JEHOVAH,TRUST,the one that almost killed me recently was when a girl introduced her self as WATCHTOWER,me and my guys just stylishly excused ourselves to a quiet corner and laughed our brains out.

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by timsbee(f): 7:40pm On Apr 27, 2018
Tingbegbudu
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by AiiVee(m): 7:40pm On Apr 27, 2018
lalasticlala
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by TonyeBarcanista(m): 7:41pm On Apr 27, 2018
Divay22:
Tonyebarcanista sad It sounds as if you're cracking bones angry
Funny, what about this?

Onijagidijagan cheesy
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Divay22(f): 7:43pm On Apr 27, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:

Funny, what about this?


Onijagidijagan cheesy
Hian!
That pesin life go jagajaga well well o shocked
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Banter1(m): 7:43pm On Apr 27, 2018
tenmariner:
I went for an interview some years ago. While we were through, we exchanged numbers and one particular man's name is Mr Saturday.

Another one is actually a nick name. I visited a football field in the neighborhood on a Saturday to keep fit. Suddenly I heard guys calling a particular player to pass the ball. I heard; chicken chicken pass..pass chicken.. Chicken pass..I was so annoyed at y a fellow human will call his other human the name of an animal and a domestic aves species at that. Wen it was my turn to play and I was one on one with the said "chicken" guy. Oh my oh my..the guy looks so much like a chicken really and I couldn't but hail the people that came up with such name..
ROTFLMAO Guy you too funny
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by urbobo20(m): 7:46pm On Apr 27, 2018
in termed of crazy names just visit delta bayelsa and river state

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 7:47pm On Apr 27, 2018
Canvass, Jegede, Don't Touch, Dat Is, Deadman, Nwaamaikpe, Sarki

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by TonyeBarcanista(m): 7:47pm On Apr 27, 2018
Divay22:

Hian!
That pesin life go jagajaga well well o shocked
There is this footballer named Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink. Jan is his surname while "Vennegoor of Hasselink" is his name

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by ifeolamide00(m): 7:49pm On Apr 27, 2018
I have heard (Vanya) and (philadephia) also( luly)


Names of student of the school I went for tp and tbey happen to be beautiful kids
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Nobody: 7:51pm On Apr 27, 2018
Government Tompolo.
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by enemyofprogress: 7:51pm On Apr 27, 2018
Seun, lalasticlala, mukina2, mynd44, rokia2, ajepako, ajebuter, funjosh, eleko1, aminat508, cee cee, tobi, alex, anto, brito, khloe, rico, leo, lolu, dee one, ifunaya, miracle and Muhammadu Buhari
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by skyplustk(f): 7:54pm On Apr 27, 2018
ogbene (benue)
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Onisokuso1(m): 7:55pm On Apr 27, 2018
IYIMAN:
Finecountry

Civilization grin

It’s Fynecontry smiley
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by grafixdon: 7:57pm On Apr 27, 2018
Whitebread
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by tenmariner: 7:57pm On Apr 27, 2018
Adesolomon2014:


Lolz.
Wic kinda person u sef be?
Wish to see dat nigga called chicken, i will be like "Are u the said chicken?"

Lol...

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Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Divay22(f): 7:58pm On Apr 27, 2018
TonyeBarcanista:

There is this footballer named Jan Vennegoor of Hesselink. Jan is his surname while "Vennegoor of Hasselink" is his name
What shocked
Footballer and their weird names though
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by barrysome001: 7:58pm On Apr 27, 2018
1. Maclean
2. Dick
3. Governor
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by sirgalahad26(m): 8:01pm On Apr 27, 2018
Rhimbuut Jambuut(plateau) pokuwaa, drinkwater, eguavoen, sangowawa,
Re: What Is The Funniest/weirdest Name You've Ever Heard? by Fidelismaria: 8:06pm On Apr 27, 2018
boynice:
Olaniyii(someone who fcuks to stupo!)

In which language is the translation someone who fvcks to stupor

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