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GAZZUZZ:
they arrive diportivo's workshop, and he just finished restoring Uncle Shagati cooling system to factory specs, Uncle calls Shagati aside and tells him to stop over at Aunty radautoworks place to collect water in his gallon before continuing to iju, if not, what happened in 1947...... Shagati thanks Uncle for the words of wisdom.

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nwanneni:
After nwanneni was offered the free service for his incoming ride from germany by nanaf,he was all smiles as he exited the building.
And baam!he spots radautoworks.sexy,charming,natural,soft.
Ooh.nwanneni exclaimed,what a woman!
Nwanneni,being nwanneni went forward to chyke radautoworks only to find out she is so married but offered her pretty daughter instead(missraine69),since nwanneni is such a nice good looking young man(she still dey do shakara sha).
Obekediamondfuto,from the other end of the hall was so furious i stole the girl he has been scoping for months in a flash.
Nanaf was just smiling and shaking his head from the other end of the hall.
Nwanneni,now calm and happy as ever,placed a call to gazzuzz to apologise for descending on him like a madcow after losing his beloved c230k(sport) and promised to make him one of the dignitaries of the champagne get together nwanneni wants to host at this years end for all selected NL cartalk members.

GAZZUZZ:
Nephew Gives Nana the Vin she asks if that will be all, nephew says please add coolant to the list.

Nana: will you be having the parts installed here?

Uncle: we would love to, but there is one boi that I need to see in sangotedo before he closes.

Nana prints out a proforma invoice........


uncle looks at it and gives the paper to nephew looks at it with eyes wide open, and mouth ajar he gives the paper back to uncle.

uncle asks if the water in the dispenser is free, Nana says yes sir, Uncle tells nephew to go and bring empty gallon from the boot of the car, they fill up the 4litter Gallon and head to the vehicle, they pour the cold water into the leaking Radiator and zoom off! Just then Aunty radautoworks steps out of her office and asks Nana, what just happened?

Nana is also confused

GAZZUZZ:
Just then a tow truck driven by Timifakay drives into the workshop with a half burnt Golf4.


I am going to bed, need to be out @ 7am. Will continue this in the morning.

GAZZUZZ:
More updates later, will add pics to the initial posts to make it more educative and descriptive.

This is Cartalk

darmilolah:
Thank God Gazzus don't know me.. He would have cast me in his play

you think?

InvertedHammer:
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LOL.

Just reading part of it explains why car owners and mechanics in Nigeria killed the impressive technology called automobile. It tells more than Gazz.uzz meant to reveal. If I have a car problem and take it to a mechanic, the main push will be to replace the faulty part. No patch. No glue. Radiator leak? Put a new one. Then there are jobs like top gasket, transmission fluid flush, oil change, etc. Other than these, fixing/servicing cars in my garage is a hobby on slow Saturdays as I can't deal with appointments at the mechanic shops.

Gazz.uzz: Your story is full of "Try your luck" approach to fixing cars which is very sad indeed. Something that should have been fixed with N5000 ends up wasting owner's N50k. Like I always say, mechanics in Nigeria kill cars more than bad roads. There is this mad rush to be rich that nobody is patient enough to learn some skills. Mechanics, construction artisans, etc it is the same sad tales.

Side note: Gazz.uzz, for a mechanic who is always too busy with work to pick calls from customers, I am surprised that you have time to be writing Epistles on nairaland. . God don catch you.
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1am-3am who de repair motor by that time?


on a side note, you are taking things too seriously, relax and enjoy the ride

Specialist900:
Gazzuzz, how come you leave me out of this party.... Are we quarreling

Baba the movie is still long with lots of characters, you must feature in this movie

GAZZUZZ:
Baba the movie is still long with lots of characters, you must feature in this movie

dancok:
pls sir, white smoke usually comes out of the tail now,especially if I accelerate, when am on main road, the smoke follows me like locomotive train. What can I do?

dancok:
pls sir, white smoke usually comes out of the tail now,especially if I accelerate, when am on main road, the smoke follows me like locomotive train. What can I do?

GAZZUZZ:
7pm we continue this series

GAZZUZZ:
after all the commotion, Dipo brings out a scanner to scan Uncles car...

1min later...

dipo: sir it's a P0420

Uncle: 420 bawo?

Dipo: a catalytic converter related issue.. Dipo then points to the exhaust manifold, and trys to explain further.... Uncle cuts in... Indomie no' ni! Kamaru removed it in 2015!

Uncle: Indomie was blocked and the engine did not faya well.. So as Kamaru removed it, engine was firing well.

Dipo: sir that is the reason the light came up...

Uncle places a call... hello hello ore me Ema send won mo o! Ehn ehn we will sor it out ehn ehn.

uncle drops the phone: Dipo so what about my engine that has become a shower, every where leaking from different points?

Dipo: explains that it is prolonged use of tap water that caused a degradation on the aluminum passages, and a faulty radiator unit.

Uncle: dipo 5 years yes 5.. My water did not go down, and in 5mins after leaving your workshop my vehicle became a cry baby. Well it is late and I don't have any more money for a radiator today, and the catalyst is still pending.

Dipo places a call to Macavele: Baba, please do you have that your old radiator you replaced because you were doing preventive work? Macavele replies yes. Please can I have it, there's a small situation in the workshop. Macavele says no problem, but you will pay the okada man o! Dipo says no problem.

Dipo: sir in the interim, I will install a functional used radiator so the leaks stop.

uncle: oshe! Badest, at the end of the month I will replace it.

Sultaan the okada rider arrives in 15mins with the radiator, dipo pays N500 and asks for change, sultaan replies Oga dipo, "Change I no de"

Uncle: ahh dipo, that radiator is looking like the tokumbor I bought 5years ago, very sharp no ni!

Dipo is at this point thinking of his N500 and manages to give a smile.

dipo: sir you will need to buy coolant again sir.

Uncle: Don't worry put, end of the month I will pay in Uncles mind "sense wee not kee mi"

InvertedHammer:
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Dealership wanted $2500 (N900k) but he fixed it for $20 (N7200).

Yep. Keep running to the manufacturers and dealerships (aka stealerships) for recommendations/fix and continue to get hosed. After all, it is your money. Na oyibo talk am, it must be true. Right? SMH


https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QmHwLF0_P3g

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GAZZUZZ:
Baba the movie is still long with lots of characters, you must feature in this movie

Computergloba:
Interesting

Eng Readone35L Alakowe
OgaKazeem ---Kamaru's brother
Diportivo
obekediamondfuto the card seller : Bros abeg no me talk am
evilspirit Gala and Malt Distributor in Traffic...They can run faster than Usain Bolt....No be me talk am
Chillex8 cool guy
Computerglobal.. , deltel, carshopper and Oga razaqmb ----- Lastma
Cosplay--Sars
Mayor
thebigkendo
Kingreign
ishilove's
Kingreign and ishilove's wedding : They got married hmmmm

More names oooo,what about

Where is nurey

Gazzuzz kwantinueee

banky3w:
Who Gazzuzz, if I no feature for this one, I have never threatened anyone before and I won't but Boko haram boys and a few herdsmen will enter your workshop with extreme hostile intentions very very soon...... I'm just saying.

GAZZUZZ:
Good evening sir, please Park well we are on routine park and search....

uncle is sweating with the a/c on full blast.


Mopol: Your papers and Drivers License please.

Uncle: ah ah ore mi, let us greet first......

Mopol: Your papers and drivers license please.

It was at that point Uncle regretted not Renewing his papers when madam Pattybf sent Him an automated Sms that his papers where due for renewal.

Uncle musters courage, and Brings out his Drivers License from his wallet and hands it over to the police officer, he then opens the Glove of compartment and Brings out the papers, as he hands them over, he confesses to the officer that the papers are expired, but he had intention of renewing them on monday morning.

Ipfreely: Sergent Banky3w! Enter this car, take them straight to the station.