GAZZUZZ:
explorers is nowhere to be found.

he is still dumbfounded when oluwaseunla is passing by.

Oluwaseunla: is this your vehicle?

Kamaru: no, it is for a customer, I came to buy a part with it.

Oluwaseunla points to an office at the end of the road. go to that office, you will see Lag Taskforce there, they removed plates on all the cars for street parking.

Kamaru places a call to yusuf, and explains what happened. Yusuf tells him not to worry that it is a family matter, and he should go there and give the officer in charge the phone.

Kamaru gets there. Explains him self to deedee44, and gives him the phone to talk to to yusuf, they talk for 3mins and yusuf is handed the plates back.

he goes back to the car, installs the coils, as he is doing so, nwizu042 and Marpol approach the working mechanic... owo working permit da?......


After all the wahala of ladipo, he takes the car back to yusuf.

Yusuf uses the car for another 1week, with varying problems he finally replaces the the remaining 2 coils packs.

After getting tired of the almost every other day work on the car, Kamaru tells yusuf he will open the engine and replace the top Gasket. At that point, yusuf decides to sell the car, He is contemplating on how to do it, when he shares the idea of selling the car with ejembi28 his co-worker and he tells him how he sold his problematic car in a couple of hours at a good price.
he directs him to 54srac, Yusuf's cleans up the car and takes it to Kamaru for another session of tweaking (without touching the gasket) , he drives to one of the inspection centers and is met by cardoctor who inspects the car, takes it on a spin and makes him a mouth wittering offer... Kamaru takes the offer and the deal is concluded in 45hours


slamstanlee Buys the car from 54srac and gives it to stacyadams to use on uber. Stacyadams returns the car to factory specs, and the engine knocks in 3days of use.


Uncle gets a Honda accord V6 2010 model, he goes straigh to Kamaru to tropicalize the vehicle and change the engine oil to 20w50.

The engine knocks Gear spoil after 6months of use on his way to ilorin.

the end.

Now let's discuss what happened to both cars? Have you ever been in any of these situations?

the floor is open to every one.

thebigkendo:


I don't think tropicalizing + 20w-50 will knock the 2010 accord engine

Your story neva finish

Catalyst Got blocked

GAZZUZZ:


Catalyst Got blocked

thebigkendo:


Okay oh.. The moral of the story is..

Returning back to factory spec is not just replacing thermostat & connecting fan back to fan switch/CT sensor.
And Diportivo no try too oh... Na him finish Uncle Yusuf motor

He is a confirmed killer

Waiting to hear more experiences then we take it up a notch

opomulero:
i recently bought honda accord 2003 eod 9ja used, i noticed that the fan is direct, i asked for the history and no history of overheating but why is d fan direct, the seller said cos of nigeria temperature and they told him honda doesnt like high temp like 9ja temp. everything sha pra pra for the car sha, d car still use the single cell radiator and when AC is ON the rpm drops to like 600 rpm.

i wanted to restore d fan back and change to double cell radiator (reason why i wanted to do it was cos in 2013 i bought a tokunbo nissan 03 with single cell radiator but b4 i drove d car from lagos to ibadan, the radiator bursted at the top, and popular kamoru advices direct fan and double radiator, but ibrefused d direct fan and changed d radiator to double cell only, and d car is performing till ds moment)


pls advice on what to do to the honda accord.

thank you

GAZZUZZ:
oblo! Oblo! Where is this security guard when you need him?

Don't worry I will open the gate for you, thanks for coming, I will test the car very well today, I will be going to ijanikin, and back.

dipo: ok sir.

Uncle thank you o Madam axamansard, I will come to your office when I buy a new car you hear.

Axamansard: if you say so sir, but start with this one, you can even pay twice.

Uncle: ok o! Bye, as Dipo leaves the house.


uncle: Readone35L please remove those bags of water in the boot and take to the house, fill up the 4liter gallon and put in the trunk.


uncle starts the car and he notices blue white smoke from the exhaust.

GAZZUZZ:
if you find the story line interesting, can I get some likes here

Story will be concluded today.

thebigkendo:


Okay oh.. The moral of the story is..

Returning back to factory spec is not just replacing thermostat & connecting fan back to fan switch/CT sensor.
And Diportivo no try too oh... Na him finish Uncle Yusuf motor

dasphinx1:


To me, i dont think Diportivo is totally at fault. If Dipo decided to go all the way in returning to factory specs, i beleive say Uncle for no gree because of the price rate. Recollect that he has had a little bit of resevation for Dipo fixing his car(oyinbo speaking mechanic). Besides, we dont even know if Uncle eventually paid the 80k wey him been owe Dipo.... My opinion though

thebigkendo:


Well you are assuming... Uncle no go gree.. Dipo should have offered to go all the way.. Let uncle no gree.. Instead of assuming uncle no go gree..

[/b][b][/b]The part where Dipo gave uncle 1 litre of Americana oil, Dipo should know the car burnt the oil or external leakage[b]..

darmilolah:
No doubt Oga Gazzuss decided to put his day to day experience in writing. I remember I also called him Oyinbo speaking mechanic. Lol

I must say it's not easy to return car to factory. Your pocket will most likely bleed. I have tried it. I was almost there but later got tired of spending and I give up.

My check light and Abs light still look at me everytime and me sef throwaway face.

I know the cause of the check light and the abs light but I am so tired spending.

The check light is 02 sensor while the abs is one sensor that is bad.

GAZZUZZ:
Parked at a bustop, Uncle calls the attention of the Lastma official and identify with him as a fellow worker in Lagos state, he looks at his name tag it is written Computerglobal..... He asks how many of them are on duty he says they are 4, deltel, carshopper and Oga razaqmb .

Bonnet is open and he notices a leak in the joint between coolant passage and radiator top hose.

he places a call to Kamaru and explains what just happened.

Kamaru's says he warned him, that it would happen and he also told him that he will not be a part of the alakowe transformation.

RazaqMB:
lol present sir

Lastma I sight you

GAZZUZZ:
Monday Morning......

uncle checks the time....... Yaaay!!! 7am!! And auditors will be in my department today ayemi te mi bami!

He jumps into the shower.......... Prepares for work..

15mins later he runs out of the house, straight to the car. he meets Readone35L finishing up the car cleaning. He said it's alright it's alright leave it like that I am late for work..... He is about to start the car when nephew protests.... Ah Uncle will you not check the fluid levels?

Uncle: it's true o! Oya oya let's check is quick.

Uncle opens radiator, there is no drop of coolant in the radiator.

Checks the engine oil, there is no drop of oil on the dipstick. He stares at nephew in anger and says you see what your English speaking mechanic has done... ... nephew looks down in disappointment. Oya Bring the remaining engine oil we used to service the generator, and bring water let me pour into the Radiator, I don't have time for all this Americana type of arrangement again.

He pours 1 liter of 20w-50 into the engine, checks the dipstick nothing yet. They look at each other in disbelief. They pour the rest of the oil (half a liter) and it shows up on the low mark. Well at least I can manage it to work like this.

They pour water into the Radiator, it takes almost a full bucket, bubbles a bit and takes another 2 to 3 cups full.

Uncle: dipo will hear from me today.

He closes the bonnet. Then just then remembers he forgot a Vital document in the bedroom. He runs off into the house and gives instruction to nephew to start the car.

Uncle is back in 3mins, and he meets nephew still trying to crank engine...

Uncle: what did you do?

Nephew: Uncle nothing o! It refuses to start.

Uncle: get down jor, common car you don't know how to start.

Uncle: see how to do it, you put the key in, turn the key to ignition, you see all the lights on?

Nephew: yes sir.

Uncle: good now you wait 5secs then start.

Uncle tries his method.... The engine still does not start.

Uncle pumps the Gas pedal and continues to start but to no avail. He continues for another 10mins until the battery dies.

GAZZUZZ:


Lastma I sight you

obekediamondfuto:
if I begin to narrate my ordeal with Kia motors.... u guys will weep.... summary: car was sold to me for a cheap token in 08 and a Kareem was called to fix... he just did some dirty tweaking and voila
... vehicle was near perfect and was even driven to owerri... where it's still performing up till date .

PS vehicle is a diesel powered Kia carnival.

inasmuch as I don't criticize or underestimate the importance of theoretical knowledge, I also do not forget to emphasize the need for technical hands-on skill.

it is very very important to note that cos I have heard of certain top nl mechanics whose hands only touch money in their workshops .....SMH, how would dey learn.... they can only infer from textbooks and journals... but when it comes to the real deal, they would be fidgeting......

GAZZUZZ:
80,500 is ringing in Uncles head as he slows down and calls dipo.......

he places a call to dipo.

Eng dipo! The light is back o! Just as I left your shop it came on o! This thing did not work...... The phone cuts off with dipo not saying a word.

Uncle comes to Nl to report dipo

GAZZUZZ post=69967948:
80,500 is ringing in Uncles head as he slows down and calls dipo.......

he places a call to dipo.

Eng dipo! The light is back o! Just as I left your shop it came on o! This thing did not work...... The phone cuts off with dipo not saying a word.

Uncle comes to Nl to report dipo

erico2k2:

Just so you know, the fact the your car drives smooth right now does not take away the fact that it is nourishing a special defect.