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Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by dadebayo1(m): 5:45am On Aug 04, 2018 |
following.... |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by oblo(m): 6:11am On Aug 04, 2018 |
And I just enter the picture?? Udonminit!!!! Chai! |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by Ishilove: 6:24am On Aug 04, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ:Thank you for telling the whole Nairaland The Kazeemization of Gazzuz 2 Likes |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by oluwaseunla(m): 7:12am On Aug 04, 2018 |
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Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by obekediamondfuto(m): 7:13am On Aug 04, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: chaiiiiiiiiiii. seeeeeeeeee attack oh...... chaiiiiiii. anyways the the 500 na fake.... 1 Like |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by michaelwilli(m): 7:17am On Aug 04, 2018 |
Guy, 7 don knak o. I dey enjoy ya story |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by uboma(m): 7:24am On Aug 04, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: . I am following with rapt attention |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:26am On Aug 04, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: Timi: sir I told him to sell it to Aboki him no gree o! Dipo : Don't worry , we have fixed worse, this one will be fixed. Uncle: looking in disbelief dipo can you fix this car? Nephew : Mr dipo I will advice you tell the client to sell for parts, this will require extensive repairs Tow truck Timi: The owner says the car moved from the east to ondo where I picked it up like this! Dipo, Uncle, nephew : mouths ajar! Nephew: there must be something spiritual about this golf. Uncle: This is a Bad omen, dipo you have to be prayaful Just then dankoc the owner of the golf walks in..... Dankoc: you are all demeanor! Timi let's Go to InvertedHammer's workshop. Timi smiles, sir it will cost you extra 10k o! Dancok: I don't mind, it is even closer to Itire sef. Let's go. 10 Likes |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by uboma(m): 7:30am On Aug 04, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: . |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:32am On Aug 04, 2018 |
after all the commotion, Dipo brings out a scanner to scan Uncles car... 1min later... dipo: sir it's a P0420 Uncle: 420 bawo? Dipo: a catalytic converter related issue.. Dipo then points to the exhaust manifold, and trys to explain further.... Uncle cuts in... Indomie no' ni! Kamaru removed it in 2015! Uncle: Indomie was blocked and the engine did not faya well.. So as Kamaru removed it, engine was firing well. Dipo: sir that is the reason the light came up... Uncle places a call... hello hello ore me Ema send won mo o! Ehn ehn we will sor it out ehn ehn. uncle drops the phone: Dipo so what about my engine that has become a shower, every where leaking from different points? Dipo: explains that it is prolonged use of tap water that caused a degradation on the aluminum passages, and a faulty radiator unit. Uncle: dipo 5 years yes 5.. My water did not go down, and in 5mins after leaving your workshop my vehicle became a cry baby. Well it is late and I don't have any more money for a radiator today, and the catalyst is still pending. Dipo places a call to Macavele: Baba, please do you have that your old radiator you replaced because you were doing preventive work? Macavele replies yes. Please can I have it, there's a small situation in the workshop. Macavele says no problem, but you will pay the okada man o! Dipo says no problem. Dipo: sir in the interim, I will install a functional used radiator so the leaks stop. uncle: oshe! Badest, at the end of the month I will replace it. Sultaan the okada rider arrives in 15mins with the radiator, dipo pays N500 and asks for change, sultaan replies Oga dipo, "Change I no de" Uncle: ahh dipo, that radiator is looking like the tokumbor I bought 5years ago, very sharp no ni! Dipo is at this point thinking of his N500 and manages to give a smile. dipo: sir you will need to buy coolant again sir. Uncle: Don't worry put, end of the month I will pay in Uncles mind "sense wee not kee mi" 6 Likes |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by GAZZUZZ(m): 7:35am On Aug 04, 2018 |
More updates later, will add pics to the initial posts to make it more educative and descriptive. This is Cartalk 6 Likes |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by CarGuideNG: 7:37am On Aug 04, 2018 |
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zQ6pYq--VRM https:///send?phone=2347011116171 https://www.nairaland.com/carguideng 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by osarodon(m): 7:54am On Aug 04, 2018 |
Nice one GAZZUZZ |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by LeJeun3: 7:55am On Aug 04, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: Well done Boss! |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by makavele: 8:59am On Aug 04, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: To beat you just dey hungry me |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by medd422: 9:14am On Aug 04, 2018 |
Indomie noni........lolzzzz |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by Machini(m): 9:29am On Aug 04, 2018 |
Nice one Gazzuzz. See the way I serious like say na series I dey watch. |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by thebigkendo(m): 9:39am On Aug 04, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by autologic: 9:46am On Aug 04, 2018 |
There is a saying that states "Science informs but Story transforms " there is nothing like a good story line to pass across important message and to spice up the weekend. Thumbs up to Gazzuzz!! 6 Likes |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by Nobody: 10:05am On Aug 04, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: Alpha Tango Tango Tango Alpha 2 at coordinate 0.7551 latitude 2.976 longitude Permission to land on the thread. Calling Tower Control General Thebigkendo. Tower Control - You're clear to land on runway 1. TheCar has landed. Welcome to the thread. No long story, I don buy acres of land here already. Pop Corn - Checked Chilled Drink - Checked. Front Row Seat - Checked. Now lemme go read and comprehend the thread first.
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Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by Nobody: 10:18am On Aug 04, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: Chillex8 probably have a rider in the car on offline trip things. Man.sard would pay for the damages after Taxify Bonus and Uber Surge payment. Why waste time with alaroro U.ncle 2 Likes |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by Nobody: 10:21am On Aug 04, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: Am sure Deltel recommend change of battery and computergloba asked for VIN to do a check. 2 Likes |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by eherbal(m): 11:05am On Aug 04, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ:lol. |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by NanaF: 11:10am On Aug 04, 2018 |
GAZZUZZ: Hahahaha. This story has killed me You’re a really good writer and your story telling skills are on point. Please come and finish. 1 Like |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by Dovehorizon: 11:28am On Aug 04, 2018 |
Chaiiiii, Gazzuzz just finished me. GAZZUZZ: |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by Nobody: 11:39am On Aug 04, 2018 |
After nwanneni was offered the free service for his incoming ride from germany by nanaf,he was all smiles as he exited the building. And baam!he spots radautoworks.sexy,charming,natural,soft. Ooh.nwanneni exclaimed,what a woman! Nwanneni,being nwanneni went forward to chyke radautoworks only to find out she is so married but offered her pretty daughter instead(missraine69),since nwanneni is such a nice good looking young man(she still dey do shakara sha). Obekediamondfuto,from the other end of the hall was so furious i stole the girl he has been scoping for months in a flash. Nanaf was just smiling and shaking his head from the other end of the hall. Nwanneni,now calm and happy as ever,placed a call to gazzuzz to apologise for descending on him like a madcow after losing his beloved c230k(sport) and promised to make him one of the dignitaries of the champagne get together nwanneni wants to host at this years end for all selected NL cartalk members. 2 Likes 1 Share |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by oride: 12:17pm On Aug 04, 2018 |
Informative, educative, humuorous. |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by opomulero(m): 12:19pm On Aug 04, 2018 |
boss gazzuzz how far na, continue the story o, i am enjoying it |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by Inception(m): 1:34pm On Aug 04, 2018 |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by blackfm: 1:38pm On Aug 04, 2018 |
Hehehe
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Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by ugreat(m): 2:37pm On Aug 04, 2018 |
Gazzuzz, Sense wee not kee u!! |
Re: When It Is Time To Return To Factory Specs. by InvertedHammer: 2:55pm On Aug 04, 2018 |
/ LOL. Just reading part of it explains why car owners and mechanics in Nigeria killed the impressive technology called automobile. It tells more than Gazzuzz meant to reveal. If I have a car problem and take it to a mechanic, the main push will be to replace the faulty part. No patch. No glue. Radiator leak? Put a new one. Then there are jobs like top gasket, transmission fluid flush, oil change, etc. Other than these, fixing/servicing cars in my garage is a hobby on slow Saturdays as I can't deal with appointments at the mechanic shops. Gazzuzz: Your story is full of "Try your luck" approach to fixing cars which is very sad indeed. Something that should have been fixed with N5000 ends up wasting owner's N50k. Like I always say, mechanics in Nigeria kill cars more than bad roads. There is this mad rush to be rich that nobody is patient enough to learn some skills. Mechanics, construction artisans, etc it is the same sad tales. Side note: Gazzuzz, for a mechanic who is always too busy with work to pick calls from customers, I am surprised that you have time to be writing Epistles on nairaland. . God don catch you. / 10 Likes |
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