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"No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by IamHeWrites: 5:47am On Aug 28, 2018
A lot of men will hate this doctor.

Continue to read his tweets below;
"To boys who tell ladies they are having very severe stomach pains from not having sex:
Your day of reckoning has come

That line is an ABSOLUTE lie

No man ever gets severe acute stomach ache from not having sex.
And NO, not having sex has NO LONG TERM DAMAGES to a man.

I understand as a part of some imaginary bro code, I shouldn’t put this information out there

But I’m sorry, I’m just a messenger doing the work of the Lord

The story that a man will be having very severe stomach ache that can only be relieved by sex is a total lie

What some men term as “blue balls” is actually a feeling of sexual frustration and dull discomfort due to fluid congestion when a man gets really aroused sexually.

It’s a normal restlessness and discomfort that goes with sexual release- it’s NOT a life threatening situation.

And you know what?
It’s quite very temporary and if a man has sex or simply takes his mind off sexual thoughts, that feeling goes.

It’s merely sexual frustration and nothing more than that.

It’s NOT a life threatening problem and NO woman should be made to see it that way.

As a matter of fact, even women can have the discomfort from getting very Hot and sexually aroused but having no avenue for a sexual release.

Only that women don’t tag it a name or lie that it’s giving them very severe pains.

No man will die from not having sex, please

Basically what happens is just the physiology of normal sexual arousal.
When a man gets aroused, blood flows to the genital area, IF he doesn’t have sex and the arousal is sustained, he feels discomfort-

So what’s the solution?
Simple.
Have sex.
Or avoid sexual arousal thoughts.

So is “blue balls” real?
Yes, it is.
In some men.

Is it a life threatening problem for a man?
NO

Will a man die from not having sex?
NO

Does a man have to have sex because of that?
NO. Sex is an option, not a mandatory necessity. Taking his mind off the sex will work as well.

I know a lot of men are in severe pains ( or sifia pains as that famous Governor called it), but I apologise, I just feel we should set the records straight for posterity sake.

If you want sex from a woman, let it be on the grounds of honestly gotten consent. Not deceit or lies.

I hope this table is still intact, it was never my plans or intentions to shatter anyone’s sand castle of myths.

But yeah, it is what it is.
And I said what I said.

Men actually don’t die from not having sex. And no woman is saving the life of any man by giving him sex.

See guys, we are on the same team.
I’m on your side.
For real.

All I’m saying is that sexual frustration a man feels from not having sex a long time or from being aroused and no hopes of sex in sight is a normal thing.

No need to exaggerate it or lie just to get sex

Imagine knowing that what you are going through or what u go through once in a while with sexual arousal is NOT life threatening, will NOT kil you, can NOT cause you any problems on the long term and does NOT compulsorily require sex.

Brothers, this is a message of good tidings.

And a quick note tho:
Going through the comments, some men actually believe this myth is real and not a joke.

Please for your own good, don’t be daft. The risk with believing such crap is forcibly getting sex at all cost.

Pls, NO court will justify rape because of “blue balls”.

The essence of sex education/awareness is not only to encourage safer sex practice and better attitude to handling sexual frustration, it can literally save u as a man from jail and/or from rape accusation.

Pls be smart, bro. Don’t let a silly “blue balls” myth send you to jail."

https://www.torimill.com

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by MANNABBQGRILLS: 5:49am On Aug 28, 2018
So na lie dem men dey lie all these years?!

God don catch una today!

Ladies , don't listen to them o.

Dem just wan rush una waka codedly!

JAPA!!

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by MrBrownJay1(m): 5:56am On Aug 28, 2018
lol, just like no "headache" could stop a woman from having sex, but thats the bloody lie they use all the time...

this is the cat and mouse game played between men and women FOREVER!

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by chiommy123(f): 5:57am On Aug 28, 2018
Hope some ladies understand this too.

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by HeWrites(m): 6:01am On Aug 28, 2018
post=70673248:
So na lie dem dey lie all these years?!

God don catch una today!

Ladies , make don't listen to them o.

We just wan rush una waka codedly!

What's this one saying

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by MANNABBQGRILLS: 6:02am On Aug 28, 2018
HeWrites:


What's this one saying
Lol, number one suspect identify!
Konji & stomach ache kill u dia! wink

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by clarocuzioo(m): 6:04am On Aug 28, 2018
Bros why you dey spoil men format, this lie has been on for ages, men usually use it as a final missile to break into a girl's kpekus.
You will hear the man telling the lady, just allow me to just discharge inside you even if you don't want to do it with me, so that the pains in my abdomen will ease.
Some will even go as far as dramitising, claiming the pains are so severe, just to convince the lady to open the gate for them to enter, while in reality, all na wash.
Chai, bros don cast this format.

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by Nobody: 6:08am On Aug 28, 2018
Medically, it is proven that lack of sex gives way for the sperm cells to fill up your sac then enters into your abdomen leading to stomach ache and vomiting of whitish substances. in most cases, the acidity level makes the cell mature and hatch into tadpoles which in turns to parasites feeding within you and depriving the body of nutrients which can lead to undernutrition, dizziness, loss of weight, constipation, diarrhea and possibly death. #real_fact

so pls girls, randomly help a brother today by asking him when last he gbenke and relieve him cheesy


help, toads in my stomach
#savealife

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by Mynd44: 6:11am On Aug 28, 2018
MrBrownJay1:
lol, just like no "headache" could stop a woman from having sex, but thats the bloody lie they use all the time...


this is the cat and mouse game played between men and women FOREVER!

True But bro, it is her body. I think it is sad that women can't just say no and men respect it so they have to come up with lies like "I have headache" some even wear sanitary pad and stain it with sauce because the man will want to see.

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by soleexx(m): 6:13am On Aug 28, 2018
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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by Authoreety: 6:13am On Aug 28, 2018
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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by MANNABBQGRILLS: 6:14am On Aug 28, 2018
MrBrownJay1:
lol, just like no "headache" could stop a woman from having sex, but thats the bloody lie they use all the time...

this is the cat and mouse game played between men and women FOREVER!
Hmmmm, you have said it all man!

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by Authoreety: 6:14am On Aug 28, 2018
Brb, let me go and check if ds is true
Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by Lordwheez(m): 6:14am On Aug 28, 2018
Op. You seriously had to do this? Anyways, hope say you don get all the likes wey you bin dey fyn?... Lol.

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by MANNABBQGRILLS: 6:14am On Aug 28, 2018
Mynd44:


True But bro, it is her body. I think it is sad that women can't just say no and men respect it so they have to come up with lies like "I have headache" some even wear sanitary pad and stain it with sauce because the man will want to see.
Chai!
Some even use too much sauce that give them away! wink

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by kajsa08: 6:15am On Aug 28, 2018
grin I don catch my hubby today.

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by Prevhoo: 6:15am On Aug 28, 2018
He is not entirely correct, it does not cause stomach pain but groin pain.

I ran an experiment on myself to ascertain this. It does not happen to him does not mean others are ruled out.

Those pipes can get clogged and you get this heavy feeling in the groin. I suspected hernia but when I want on a sex spree I never got the pains again.

Some weeks later, it came back fully blown. I realized I had not had sex In a while.
NOTE: I don't masturbate.

Doctors can't explain everything and I have never used this as a way to make a girl have sex with me.

Fluid build up causes groin pain that extends to the abdomen and sometimes downward to the leg in some men, some men I repeat!

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by wezzyjasified(m): 6:15am On Aug 28, 2018
IamHeWrites:
A lot of men will hate this doctor.

Continue to read his tweets below;


https://www.torimill.com


Whats your own??
We all know say na lie but na our tactics be that.
Leave us.
grin cheesy

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by MANNABBQGRILLS: 6:15am On Aug 28, 2018
kajsa08:
grin I don catch my hubby today.
It's not about hubby o.
No let uncle vex for you.
Na for all those single guys way dey lie!

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by jayson87: 6:16am On Aug 28, 2018
Whew! so many quacks out there, prostrate cancer reasearch and findings shows that risk increases by ass 200% in men that rather not have sex. so whats this one talking about not having have no damaging effect on the body

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by Nobody: 6:16am On Aug 28, 2018
I used this trick back then, I'll hold my stomach and pretend, the lady will later say sorry, come and do it but it is only one round ooo....we guys, na wisdom dey rush us cheesy cheesy

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by Emeskhalifa(m): 6:17am On Aug 28, 2018
Nawa oooo.

Its sad it came frm a man who is supposed to look for the best interest of we guys.

Like wtf happened to bro code? cry

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by beinstein(m): 6:17am On Aug 28, 2018
Yeye man!
this format has been saving us since time immemorial, now you've exposed us all because he wants to be noticed.
Feel like squeezing life out of him right now.
grin grin

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by wezzyjasified(m): 6:17am On Aug 28, 2018
kajsa08:
grin I don catch my hubby today.

You no catch anything, how do you know the doctor isn't lying too or is he the only doctor?
Don't mind him, enjoy your hubby and do as he likes

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by jbreezy: 6:17am On Aug 28, 2018
Konji neva grab diz bros rod

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by wezzyjasified(m): 6:20am On Aug 28, 2018
grin grin grin grin grin
doctorkush:
but lack of sex gives way for the sperm cells to fill up your sac then enters into your abdomen leading to stomach ache and vomiting of whitish substances. in most cases, the acidity level makes the cell mature and hatch into tadpoles which in turns to parasites feeding within you and depriving the body of nutrients which can lead to undernutrition, dizziness, loss of weight, constipation, diarrhea and possibly death. #real_fact

so pls girls, randomly help a brother today by asking him when last he gbenke and relieve him cheesy


help, toads in my stomach
#savealife

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by kajsa08: 6:20am On Aug 28, 2018
post=70673602:
It's not about hubby o. No let uncle vex for you. Na for all those single guys way dey lie!
lol. Na true you talk. Some single guys are desperate. grin

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by kajsa08: 6:21am On Aug 28, 2018
wezzyjasified:


You no catch anything, how do you know the doctor isn't lying too or is he the only doctor?
Don't mind him, enjoy your hubby and do as he likes
abi o, how do I even know?
Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by MANNABBQGRILLS: 6:21am On Aug 28, 2018
kajsa08:

lol. Na true you talk.
Some single guys are desperate. grin
You can say that again sis cheesy

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Re: "No Man Ever Get Severe Stomach Ache From Not Having Sex" - Nigerian Doctor by Gkay1(m): 6:22am On Aug 28, 2018
ok gh

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